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And ya'll say you hate math

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

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Does anyone else realize this is actually a breakup

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These gifs… are the best…

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I have been confused about this FOREVER

Just realised “fortnight” is short for fourteen nights

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driving my best friend to an untimely death one pun at a time

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15 mosques in france have been attacked in the past 48hrs. i guess the term terrorist only applies if the crime is committed by a muslim.

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say “hi” first. if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that if you want to talk to someone, talk to them. go out on a limb. do not wait for the them to talk to you first because, odds are, they’re waiting for the same thing

helpful hint to not regret missed opportunities  (via alunit)

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Watch: Nicki Minaj reciting Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise” is the most empowering video you’ll see today 

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To heal a wound you need to stop touching it.

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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Watch: President Obama calls out Republicans for their refugee hypocrisy — and then drops the mic by tying it to the debates.

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FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

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When it suddenly becomes your business