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i also had to parallel park between 2 cars to get to work today so i think i deserve financial compensation for emotional damages all of this has caused me

WORK UPDATE. IM GOING TO CRASH OUT.

so at the end of the day we go to a specific garbage room shared by all the businesses in this plaza to throw out the garbage. the thing is, the room is pitch black and you have to step inside to trigger the motion sensor and turn on the light. normally its fine, just dont trip and fall or something, but last week i fully walked into a bunch of garbage bags on the floor. gross and annoying, but they were probably dry and i could walk around them when the light turned on.

TODAY, HOWEVER, i take a small step into the room because i learned from what happened last time. the light turns on. i look down. i am stuck in a small puddle of mystery brown liquid that i somehow managed to perfectly put both of my feet in. AND WHEN I SAY STUCK. I HAD TO PULL SO HARD I THOUGHT MY SHOES MIGHT GET DAMAGED. terrible experience. -10000000 out of 10. i throw the trash out, stickily stepping over the puddle, and then go back to my work and step on the mop until i stop leaving footprints when i step on the ground. i clean up the dirty water and wash the mop. THEN I REALIZED ONE OF THE GARBAGE BAGS HAD MYSTERY LIQUID RUNNING DOWN THE SIDE AND THAT DRIPPED ALL OVER THE HALLWAY WHEN I WAS TAKING THE BAG OUT. i cant even go "ok whatever whoever comes in tomorrow can deal with it" BECAUSE I COME IN TOMORROW. ARGHHHH

i also ended up working 30 more minutes than i was supposed to bc the other closer had to leave early 😀 employment is not for the weak 😀

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WORK UPDATE. IM GOING TO CRASH OUT.

so at the end of the day we go to a specific garbage room shared by all the businesses in this plaza to throw out the garbage. the thing is, the room is pitch black and you have to step inside to trigger the motion sensor and turn on the light. normally its fine, just dont trip and fall or something, but last week i fully walked into a bunch of garbage bags on the floor. gross and annoying, but they were probably dry and i could walk around them when the light turned on.

TODAY, HOWEVER, i take a small step into the room because i learned from what happened last time. the light turns on. i look down. i am stuck in a small puddle of mystery brown liquid that i somehow managed to perfectly put both of my feet in. AND WHEN I SAY STUCK. I HAD TO PULL SO HARD I THOUGHT MY SHOES MIGHT GET DAMAGED. terrible experience. -10000000 out of 10. i throw the trash out, stickily stepping over the puddle, and then go back to my work and step on the mop until i stop leaving footprints when i step on the ground. i clean up the dirty water and wash the mop. THEN I REALIZED ONE OF THE GARBAGE BAGS HAD MYSTERY LIQUID RUNNING DOWN THE SIDE AND THAT DRIPPED ALL OVER THE HALLWAY WHEN I WAS TAKING THE BAG OUT. i cant even go "ok whatever whoever comes in tomorrow can deal with it" BECAUSE I COME IN TOMORROW. ARGHHHH

i also ended up working 30 more minutes than i was supposed to bc the other closer had to leave early 😀 employment is not for the weak 😀

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changed my lockscreen :3 should i change my home wallpaper to something that matches

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love rebloggin 20 things out of nowhere at once then leaving

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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb

The perilously pointy pyramid:

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sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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I don't know how they're not a mess, if Deadpool told ME "nice needles" I'd die

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He really should be watching where he is going

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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

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i am normal about people i admire 😀