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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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The reactions to The Batman part 2 announcements are always so funny on twt

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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did i do it? did i do the meme right?

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

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I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more

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I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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