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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

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Look who came crawling back 😁

today in social media...

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Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this: 😮 ooh, that's cool 😀 "they're free," hehe! 🤣 "16 cents," perfection!!

I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉

Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that's cool 😐 "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥

Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.

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Never put any object on any surface. If you do that it's gone. It's just gone now.

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check your fate!

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Woooohooo go tumblr

despite staff's recent changes, we're... winning??????

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This made me laugh so hard cuz I thought this was just me 😂

Me while editing: *adds a sentence*

*finds nearly identical sentence in the next paragraph*

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12,000 people harmonizing Hey Jude at Pentatonix concert in Des moines

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bats & birdies as twitter posts pt.4

i’m heading back for spring semester soon but before i go pls enjoy a part 4 :) hope everyone is doing well!

pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3

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im actually proud of myself I got like 3 chapters done today!

Am I gonna post them anytime soon?

Probably not 🤷🏻‍♀️

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is it really sunday evening again didnt this happen like a week ago