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jesus christ you fucking thin lipped pussy I already said its a MARIO FAN THEORY. emphasis on the word FAN. its not REAL, its not CANON, its just something I made up to explain some of the questions i have about the Mario Brothers RPG spin off franchise. Im not explaining this to you a third time and if you pop off at the mouth like that again youre not gonna be ring bearer at me and your step moms wedding, so back the fuck off
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this has to be my favorite video of hhn art I have tears in my eyes right now 😭
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this porn caption is unreasonably funny to me

like hell yes bro yknow what i love it too
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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me
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is this an actual corporate account???
buy our chimps
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Do you not like Twenty Øne Piløts?
the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have
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please delete that and reblog it from me or else
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instead of saying self deprecating, suicidal jokes, try saying "im going to milk myself" like my autocorrect suggested
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insane closed caption experience in this hotel room
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(mario voice) i doodle da data

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i need to delete Instagram again
#i hate the word situationship#i hate the word baddie#wbat tbe fuckis going on in todays culture it makes me want to rip my hair out#.nickposts
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i don't play about textile/fiber art.
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