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We’re The Millers (2013)

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› MAXWELL.

If there was anything Maxwell loved more than sitting around in the diner with all of his friends, was dancing along to the music on the jukebox. A particular song was playing by the name of ‘Lucille’ by Little Richard, which was coincidentally one of Max’s songs. He’d pulled out every dance he knew; The Twist, the Mashed Potato, the Rockin’ Rollin’ Roarin’, and the occasional freestyle of just rolling his hips from side to side with his hands up in the air. He’d spotted someone watching him from afar, making him grin like a million bucks. “Come on snake, let’s rattle!” Maxwell held a hand out to them as he continued to bop along to the music.

          Alice    had    been    watching    the    beautiful    male    dance    for    a    while    now.    She    was    very    intrigued    with    his    moves    and    honestly,    was    happy    that    he    had    called    her    over.    This    was    one    of    her    favorite    songs    to    boogie    on    down    to.    She    swayed    her    way    over    towards    him    and    started    shaking    her    hips    as    she    dance    with    a    wide    smile    plastered    over    her    face.    She    leans    in    a    bit    closer    to    his    ear,    "I'm    Alice,    what's    your    name    stud?"    A    smirk    appears    over    her    features    as    she    continues    to    dance.

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— JUNEBUG ALICE ( 50′S AU )

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Such a mood!

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— && guests may mistake me as ( jennifer aniston ), but really i am ( alice arrowood + female + she/her ) and my DOB is ( 12/25/1969 ). i am a ( human relations employee ) and would like to stay in suite ( #315 ). i won’t be much of a bother because i am ( + charming & honest ), but i can also be ( - bossy & rude ) at times. personally, i like to ( hike and read books ) when i have the time to relax, and my favorite snack is ( seaweed chips ) to have in my suite. thank you for checking in!

t’is i, ziggy iggy ! i have brought in probably my 10th muse ( ehehe ) and she’s here for good ! ( fingers crossed ) as normal, under here will be some key points for you to get to know my old woman, alice ! 

she grew up in a christian household. her older brother ended up rebelling against them and she was soon to follow. their parents kicked them both out when they were 16 and 17. 

they moved into a two bedroom apartment in chicago and lived together for 5 years until she met her ( at the time ) love of her life named sawyer. he was her entire world. they were best friends that turned to lovers. 

they ended up getting married when she was 22 and were married for 6 years, but he ended up cheating on her for a younger, prettier woman ( you know the usual fuck boy shit ) 

alice had always always ALWAYS wanted kids, she literally dreamt of her perfect life, she had 2 sweet beautiful children, one boy and one girl... but when she was 31 she was told the most heart breaking news. that she infertile. part of her believes that’s why her husband cheated on her, because she wasn’t able to bare his children. 

after this news and her divorce was settled, she sort of just developed this hard outer shell and the fuck everyone, i hate everybody attitude. so she honestly has no problem telling someone to fuck off straight to their face. 

she’s sassy but classy. 

is also kinda bi-curious after her college years she experimented with a woman and to this day wonders what it would have been like to go to 3rd base with her. 

she’s literally the malnati mom. she’ll whoop some ass for her “children”.

she’s very based off of  Rose O'Reilly

i’m sorry this is short, but it’s late and i wanted to get something out for y’all. pls love my old grumpy grandma <3 

ps: i’ll probably add to this at a later date. 

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We’re the Millers (2013) dir. Rawson Marshall Thurber

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Jennifer Aniston

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