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I think Arknights folks need to appreciate the horny possibilities presented by this place existing at Rhodes

Look me in the eye and tell me some of the people who work at Rhodes wouldn’t fuck in the medfet holding cells

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eye contact

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Who would win in a fight, furby or labubu?

they are both ridiculous creations of the capitalist mind and would fall to any cloth doll or homunculus made with any real heart. that said, the furby

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a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

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idk like im tired of good faith arguments with christians or trying to be humble to avoid the obnoxious atheist stereotype because like we are ruining lives over something that is like straight up not real. we indoctrinate children from birth to push away any kind of logical reasoning skills and instill fear into them to keep them binded into a system of faith that creates far more questions than answers because theyre groomed into thinking that questioning their faith means they will burn in hell eternally. and it is straight up just not real its all for nothing millions of people suffer and die in the name of nothing

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New theory, the sightings always happen there because it's a naturally occurring runway strip for spacecraft designed to land on water. Why the aliens have vehicles that look like dinosaurs from a distance is its own can of worms.

I was today years old when I found out Loch Ness looks like this and not like an oval like how the cartoons always depict it

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One of the infuriating things about people dedicated to anti-porn nonsense is that they seem to jump to the conclusion that porn is exclusively stuff like "Brazzers Presents: Throatfucking My Step-Sis" and completely avoid acknowledging that "porn" as defined by the people in power also includes:

Drawings

"Female-presenting nipples"

OnlyFans run by independent sex workers

Couples making porn for fun and profit

Playboy, which features the tamest nudes you will ever see in your life

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Women acknowledging that they experience pleasure in any capacity

Books

You might get a tacit acknowledgement that queer people are frequently lumped in with "porn" but just like everything else I listed it gets handwaved as unimportant in comparison to the Divine Crusade against the evils of nonmarital sex

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BREADBRAIN

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just saw a cybertruck with one of those “I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY” stickers… girl no the hell you did not lol

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Incredible Silksong cosplay idea with no downsides: Set yourself up for a "are they eating their fucking rosary beads?" gag by using fresh cranberries as the beads. Bonus points if you want to keep the relative visual scale from the game and use whole round radishes instead.

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It's so important to acknowledge the very real and sometimes truly horrible failings of the healthcare profession and the pharmaceutical industry while never ever ever letting them drive us into the arms of pseudoscientific bullshit. This is something I feel really strongly about.

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I hate that like when arguing with christians about how they think that homosexuality is a sin because of the bible its a faux pas to be like ok well that's not real

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I'm so sorry ma'am, yes I know your car was attacked by a Sudowoodo and your policy does cover damage from Rock types, but our system has it listed as a Grass type. There's nothing I can do.

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PILKSONG LETS GOOOOOOO

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Goddamn they made Warfarin so pretty in the anime, fuck

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Today’s aesthetic: open world RPGs where it’s extremely obvious that the writers didn’t actually intend for it to be super gay, they just straight up forgot that it’s possible for the player character to be a girl.