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look at this jessica cenm0 posted
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I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI
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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly
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Thinking about the piss misogyny book again
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It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.
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the thoughts of diogenes of sinope but presented as if they’re dril tweets
“in case anyone was wondering, yes, that is me running naked throug the agora with a lantern every day, yelling for an honest man as my dick swings magnificently in the breeze”
yeah i only own this cup, yuo could say i live the simplest life (sees 9 yo child drink from hands) oh shit, oh fuck (zeus strikes me w a thunderbolt bc of my hubris
(after telling alexander the great to get out of my sunlight) its a tough job out here to own all the fools and trolls on twitter dot com but its a burden im willing to bear
“shitting in a bush outside the marketplace when i hear a bard reciting homer. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg”
“i will never log off!” i holler as i am dragged from the agora for jerking off near the red figure boar vases
“im going to hold my breath until all the trolls in athens are banned" i say. immediatly i collapse dead on the ground and a dog eats my corpse as my soul descends to tartarus
(while holding a plucked chicken with fake nails glued to its feet) “it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that plato is at it again”
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Idk how to explain it but this is what anxiety feels like
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