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[aliceric-rp]

UNDERTALE starters

“…But nobody came.”

“I… I’ve changed my mind about all this. This isn’t a good idea anymore.”

“YOU! You’re standing in the way of everybody’s hopes and dreams!”

“I don’t want to break their hearts all over again. It’s better if they never see me.”    

“Despite everything, it’s still you.”

“Ah, the cactus. Truly the most tsundere of plants.”

“Go ahead. Prepare however you want. But when you step forward… I will KILL you.”

“It’s me, [name].”

“Wow! We haven’t even had our first date and I’m in the friendzone!”

“It pains me to say this, but… you should probably never come back here.”

“Maybe looking at this nice lamp will help you.”

“There is nothing left for us here. Let us erase this pointless world, and move on to the next.”

“They thought that he had killed the child.”

“Quit looking at me with that stupid expression. You’re pissing me off.”

“We’re all counting on you, kid. Good luck.”

“Nice day today, huh? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming… Perfect weather for a game of catch.”

“You can certainly find better than an old man/woman like me.” 

“I do not know if this is pathetic or endearing.”

“Oh. My god. I didn’t expect you to show up so soon! I haven’t showered, I’m barely dressed, it’s all messy, and…”

“You’re way better at dating than I am.”

“Get dunked on!”

“This is the power that the humans feared.”

“They must be here, playing a joke on me. I’ll just wait until one of them admits it…”

“…You really like hot animals, don’t you?”

“It was nice to meet you. …Goodbye.”

“On days like this, kids like you should be burning in Hell.”

“Remember. DON’T kill anyone. …I can’t believe this is a REAL thing I have to remind you.”

“…Why are you still here? Are you trying to keep me company?”

“You should be smiling, too. Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?” 

“Don’t worry, my little monarch, my plan isn’t regicide. This is SO much more interesting.”

“What makes you think you’re in control?”

“Never come back here. You are not welcome.”

“Why does someone as great as me have to do so much to get recognition?!”

“You made your choice long ago.”

“Don’t you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?”

“So you finally made it. The end of your journey is at hand.”

“I didn’t cry! I just… caught something in my eye!”

“You know what would be more valuable to everyone? IF YOU WERE DEAD!”

“Look. [Name] didn’t come to the meeting today. Say what you want about him/her/them. H/She’s/They’re weird, naive, self-absorbed. But [name] has NEVER missed a meeting. And no matter what time you call him/her/them on the phone… Night, day, afternoon, morning… He/she/they ALWAYS answers within the first two rings.”

“Anything you want to do is important enough. Even something as small as reading a book, or taking a walk… Please take your time.“

“[Name] hated humanity. Why they did, they never talked about it. But they felt very strongly about that.”

“WELL? Are you CHERISHING?! CHERISH HARDER!”

“If you… If you think I’m gonna give up hope, you’re wrong. ‘Cause I’ve got my friends behind me.”

“Perhaps we can reach a compromise. You still have something that I want.”

“Always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first.”

“No matter the struggles or hardships you faced… you strived to do the right thing. You refused to hurt anyone.”

“This is why I never make promises.”

“ …Why? Why are you being… so nice to me? I can’t understand. I can’t understand! I just can’t understand… “

“Honestly, fighting you IS pretty fun… So even if you ARE a sicko, I’ll take it!”

“Maybe you’d be better… at not killing anyone? Crazy idea, huh? Let me know how that one goes.” 

“Did I ever tell you about the time [name] flirted with me?”

“STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!”

“Now, I understand acting in self-defense. You were thrown into those situations against your will.”

“You’d better watch yourself, kid. Things are lookin’ real bad for you.”

“Are you ready? If you are not, I understand. I’m not ready either…”

“Oh my God! Will you two just smooch already?”

“Don’t you get it? There’s no such thing as happy endings. This is all that’s left…!”

“The internet! I’m quite popular there!”

“Do you think even the worst person can change…? That everyone can be a good person if they just try?”

“Don’t worry about it. Most of us have tried to kill [name] at one time or another.”

“Wowie! You did it! You didn’t do a violence!”

“Not everything can be resolved by being nice.”

“Don’t kill, and don’t be killed, alright? That’s the best you can strive for.” 

“Oh no! You’re meeting all of my standards!”

“Anime is real, RIGHT?!”

“Maybe you’re wondering if I ever get tired of winning… Wanna see my answer?”

“Sorry, I do not have much to say. It was nice to hear your voice, though.”

“This is all just a bad dream… and you’re NEVER waking up!”

“Down here, it’s kill or be killed!”

“I can’t come back. I just can’t, OK?”

“I so badly want to say, ‘would you like a cup of tea?’ But… You know how it is.”

“Would you smooch a ghost?”

“The truth is… [Name] wasn’t really the greatest person.” 

“Well, if I were you, I would have thrown in the towel by now. But you didn’t get this far by giving up, did you?” 

“You’re not really human, are you? No. You’re empty inside. Just like me.”

“Are you bored? I should have given a book to you. My apologies. Why not use your imagination to divert yourself?”

“I’ll hold victory in front of you, just within your reach… and then tear it away just before you grasp it.”

“Come on! Step forward and let’s end this!”

“Don’t you get it? This is all just a GAME.”

“Are those two robots…?”

“If you have some sort of special power… isn’t it your responsibility to do the right thing?”

“Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”

“Self-defense? Please. You didn’t kill them because you had to. You killed them because it was easy for you. Because it was fun for you. Do you think it was fun when I found out…? Do you think it’s fun when people’s family members never come home? Is that fun? No. “

“I wish I had eight legs… so I could wear FOUR pairs of hot pants!”

“The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt. The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.”

“RUN. INTO. THE BULLETS.”

“I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

“They just sort of showed up one day and…asserted themselves. The town’s gotten a lot more interesting since then.”

“Our king is really bad at names.”

“If it weren’t for you, I would’ve never gotten past him. But now, with your help, he’s DEAD.”

“Then why’d you kill my brother/sister?”

“I’ve done everything this world has to offer. I’ve read every book. I’ve burned every book. I’ve won every game. I’ve lost every game. I’ve appeased everyone. I’ve killed everyone.”

“What did you do to him? …What did you DO to him?!”

“…I don’t have the heart to tell her what you did. Do you know how she’d react?”

“You didn’t even need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”

“I’m smiling and I hate it!”

“Do you wanna have a bad time? ‘Cause if you take another step forward… you are REALLY not going to like what happens next.”

“If we’re really friends… you won’t come back.”

“Did you really think I was gonna be satisfied… killing you only ONE time?”

“I remember when I first woke up here, in the garden. I was so scared. I couldn’t feel my arms or my legs…”

“Even after all this time, you’re still the only one that understands me.”

“Why do I always get the freaks?”

“It’s possible that you may have a problem.”

“What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”

“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”

“If you’re so scared, why do you keep winking?”

“Don’t you have anything better to do?”

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Previously

Eric flinched slightly as Arbiter approached, his head lowered a little as he anticipated being attacked, only for it to never come. The words of the skeleton made him look up at him in surprise, relief easing his trembling heart. So, he could tell that these weren't like the monsters that lived down here. Oh thank the stars. One more fear put to rest. It allowed a little smile to appear along his lips, easing out of his fleeing stature.

"You can check for that sort of thing, huh? Lucky me.. I'd hate for you to think I would ever strike any of you guys." He answered, attempting to put on a lighter tone, shrugging a little before his gaze went back to the corpses, "I'm.. still sorry you had to see that. I, um... I've had to deal with things like this on the surface before. So uh.. y-yeah.."

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Eric could feel his heart clench in his chest, that orange hue coming from Arbiter's eye filling him with fear. That's it. He'd done it. He had royally fucked up now. This looked bad from all angles. From Arbiter's position, this could easily be perceived as cold blooded murder. Unfortunately, the poor thing had not realized that Arbiter had already figured out that that wasn't the truth. Eric blinked away his unnatural hue, willing his eyes to return to normal in hopes that at least he could hide that before his fearful gaze returned to the tall skeleton.

"A-Arbiter.. please, I.. I can explain." Eric stammered out, stepping back instinctively and sheathing his concealed blade, "I.. This is.. not what it looks like, I swear. I.. I heard something in the forest and when I went to look, th-these things were here and.. and.."

Eric could feel his hands nervously trembling, unable to read the skeleton due to his lack of vitals. What he could use to read a human were lost here and it made this all the worse. He swallowed hard, looking at the corpses of the demons that laid scattered at his feet. How could he explain this to him? Had demons like these ever make it down here before? What could he even say? He paused, taking in a deep breath.

"... I was hoping to stop them.. before anyone noticed."

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It wasn’t… a pleasant sight nor was it an expected one. The small and gentle-seeming Eric was in the heat of a vicious battle right before Arbiter’s eyes and not as a victim. Swarming him were a few larger creatures, one that Eric just roundhouse kicked in the face. In the blur of motion, the most noticeable thing was the shimmer of a blade in the boy’s hand. With seemingly expert movements, Eric fought the demons off, bringing one to the ground and driving the blade into its chest before pulling it out to slash at the next. It seemed to end in seconds, leaving the small boy in its midst. “Christ… these things can make it down here, too…”

Eric ran his fingers through his hair and his posture slumped a little, easing from the high strung stress that he was just going through. He then turned so that he could be seen easier, an unnatural shining blue hue peeking through the blood that was splattered on his face. 

Suddenly, his gaze would snap up to finally spot Arbiter, causing him to stiffen up once again and a look of horror to slowly appear on his face.“A.. Arbiter?”

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Eric tried desperately to cover the sex message, blushing like mad, “@ A @ No no no! I.. I put too many stars! Not.. that you’re not attractive or anything, b-but-- Oh crap--” Mistakes have been made. It wasn’t a lie, but boy was it a mistake.

✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = "I wanna have sex with you" -Scribbles out the words frantically- @ m @

Arbiter blushes heavily at this remark. “T-TAKE ME OUT FOR A DATE FIRST J-JEEZ.”

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Eric was sort of surprised that worked, making a small yip sound as the tall skeleton swooped him up and went charging off. He couldn’t help but laugh, though, pointing ahead as his other hand kept hold of Arbiter.

“Forward, noble steed! To battle! Haha!”

Hey, who said he couldn’t have fun once in a while?

Hmm... How about.. give me a piggyback ride, please u w u

(Control collar meme - 3/6)

Arbiter blinks then chuckles. “OH THIS TAKES ME BACK-” he then scooped Eric up and placed him on his shoulders before running around Snowdin.

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[[Yeah, I know xD Just thought I'd send in one for fun. But hopefully they hang out more u w u I love Arbiter, man]]

Hello u w u

(Accepted!) Muse - ArbiterIf we kissed:

·      [] This wouldn’t happen.

·      [] Oh disgusting.

·      [] Again, again.

·      [] Kiss you back.

·      [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

·      [] Slap/Push you away.

·      [x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

·      [x] Um no.

·      [] I’m taken-

·      [] Sure.

·      [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

·      [] No.

·      [] Ew.

·      [x] Sure.

·      [] YES.

Sex?:

·      [x] Let’s do it.

·      [] No. You can’t handle my d.

·      [] FUCK YES.

·      [] No.

Should you reblog this?:

·      [] Yes. I want to send you one.

·      [x] Yes.  (If you want XD)

·      [] No.

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[[Oh no... I.. I ship it. XD That's adorable.]]

Hello u w u

(Accepted!) Muse - ArbiterIf we kissed:

·      [] This wouldn’t happen.

·      [] Oh disgusting.

·      [] Again, again.

·      [] Kiss you back.

·      [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

·      [] Slap/Push you away.

·      [x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

·      [x] Um no.

·      [] I’m taken-

·      [] Sure.

·      [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

·      [] No.

·      [] Ew.

·      [x] Sure.

·      [] YES.

Sex?:

·      [x] Let’s do it.

·      [] No. You can’t handle my d.

·      [] FUCK YES.

·      [] No.

Should you reblog this?:

·      [] Yes. I want to send you one.

·      [x] Yes.  (If you want XD)

·      [] No.

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Eric was trying to be light-hearted with his question as to not sound too imposing, but he didn’t expect the skeleton to burst out laughing. It made him blink in surprise, tensing up briefly before easing into more of an embarrassed expression. He supposed this was a very obvious sentry station, but he was sort of hoping that would not be the case.

“Sorry, sorry, my mistake–”

The then pun came. Oh boy that pun. Eric literally handed the opportunity to Arbiter on a silver platter and he had no idea how to take it. At first, his mouth just hung open, trying to find words.. only to find laughter. Eric just started laughing, shielding his mouth with his hand once he realized it was happening. Tears even pricked at his eyes.

“Oh man! I walked right into that one!”

With such a foreboding start to this whole Underground thing, encountering Arbiter really lifted his spirits.

Previously

Huh, well, that was easy. Eric felt himself on the brink of wanting to slink away when Arbiter suddenly popped off, releasing him from that awkward embrace. That saved him the trouble of somehow removing the skeleton from his person. Now being able to look at him properly, Eric’s gaze drifted up to Arbiter and offered another little smile. Maybe that warning about “everyone on this side of the door will kill you” was an overexaggeration after all. There seemed to be no malice coming from this one, anyway.

“It’s nice to meet you, too, Arbiter.” He greeted in return, noting the smoke that puffed from his teeth. He didn’t remember seeing him take another drag of his cigarette, “Uh.. sorry if this seems kinda blunt, but..”

Eric looked to the postman’s stand that Arbiter currently inhabited, then let his gaze fall back to the skeleton.

“What is this? Are you a toll man or something?”

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Previously

Huh, well, that was easy. Eric felt himself on the brink of wanting to slink away when Arbiter suddenly popped off, releasing him from that awkward embrace. That saved him the trouble of somehow removing the skeleton from his person. Now being able to look at him properly, Eric’s gaze drifted up to Arbiter and offered another little smile. Maybe that warning about “everyone on this side of the door will kill you” was an overexaggeration after all. There seemed to be no malice coming from this one, anyway.

“It’s nice to meet you, too, Arbiter.” He greeted in return, noting the smoke that puffed from his teeth. He didn’t remember seeing him take another drag of his cigarette, “Uh.. sorry if this seems kinda blunt, but..”

Eric looked to the postman’s stand that Arbiter currently inhabited, then let his gaze fall back to the skeleton.

“What is this? Are you a toll man or something?”

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Hoo boy. Looks like this skeleton guy wasn’t going to let off any time soon. While it was a much nicer reaction than what Eric was expecting, at some point, he would like to be free. Though, he supposed a little longer couldn’t hurt. Previously tense, Eric had eased some while in the presence of Arbiter, letting out a little sigh and returning with a polite smile.

“Is it now? I’ve.. never had the pleasure.”

Eric loosely crossed his arms as to not have them hang awkwardly at his sides, leaning a bit into the taller person. This… was kinda nice. Weird, but nice.

“… My name is Eric. What’s yours?”

It was all he could think to say. Still a bit in shock here.

"Do I look like a pillow to you?"

(cuddly / platonic-ish meme  ACCEPTED)Arbiter tilted his head as he stared down at the small human, taking his cigarette out and puffing some smoke. “BUT OF COURSE.” he simply said the flopped onto Eric’s head lazily. A bit of an awkward first meeting but this shouldn’t be must of a surprise to anyone…Arbiter rarely took his job as a sentry seriously at all.

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This was certainly an.. odd way of greeting someone. It wasn’t uncommon for someone to think that Eric was soft looking or even feminine (he really needed to remedy that if he wanted to continue being Eric), but not once has he had a stranger literally treated him like a pillow before. He just stood there in surprise, blinking a few times as the tall skeleton rested his head on his. Well... it could have been worse, he supposed. At least he wasn’t trying to kill him like he had been told would happen.

“... You.. uh.. comfortable there, friend?”

Dear god, what do?

"Do I look like a pillow to you?"

(cuddly / platonic-ish meme  ACCEPTED)Arbiter tilted his head as he stared down at the small human, taking his cigarette out and puffing some smoke. “BUT OF COURSE.” he simply said the flopped onto Eric’s head lazily. A bit of an awkward first meeting but this shouldn’t be must of a surprise to anyone…Arbiter rarely took his job as a sentry seriously at all.