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i wish i could text my cat to check on him when I'm out but his whole illiterate thing really gets in the way

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Mike the ship’s cat, served as the mascot aboard an unidentified U.S. Navy ship. “This is how I scrap!” says the original caption. Early 20th century

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hell yeah!!! i need all of them to keep doing that

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this one. fuck this poem.

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Cedar Waxwings (Bombycilla cedrorum), SHARE A TASTY BERRY!!!, family Bombycillidae, order Passeriformes, NE United States

photograph by Zach Vaughan

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absolutely kills me that newly hatched scorpions are called scorplings btw. thats baby........

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need a t-shirt that says i had a weird heavily symbolic dream last night please don't talk to me

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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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We out here, stridulating off key

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fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy

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My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

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my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

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The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.