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aliceu
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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I'VE BEEN GOOD !! HOW ARE YOU THOUGH, I MISSED YOU
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Pspspsps omg HELLO
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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Pspspsps omg HELLO
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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💯🙏💛🟨👍
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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Early morning blues on the coast: Heceta Head and environs, Oregon. 19 August 2022.
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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new pickup line I've been trying: hi
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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Rainer Maria Rilke, Rilke’s Book of Hours
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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what do you mean i can’t read every book, study every academic subject, taste every food, live in every city in every country, visit every museum, listen to every single song ever produced, learn every language, meet every interesting person, memorize every particle of knowledge to ever exist ???
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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part of my feminine charm is that i'm completely insane
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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haters will hate me for my dislikable qualities
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an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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I think one of the worst things a story can be is unproblematic.
Nothing makes a story more unreadable than being able to see the author squirm apologetically for the story they actually want to write—wringing their hands and imploring the reader please, please don’t be mad, I know it’s ideologically questionable but I need you to not be mad at me!
For example: a Good King™️. It’s one thing for a story to present a fictional monarchy and ask me to root for it. It’s another thing for a story to say, hey, I know what you’re thinking—but don’t worry! I can justify this premise! I have introduced a lot of convoluted self-aware political justifications for why my king is good and likable without actually asking any risky ideological questions! These characters aren’t actually problematic! Don’t be mad at me!
Commit to the bit. Apologetic, defensive writing designed to bypass obvious criticisms often winds up offending me far more than stories that are just kind of surface-level problematic. If I’m gonna be a hater you cannot stop me; the more you insist that a character is actually a good oil tycoon because of all these exceptional situations and beyond my reproach, the more I resent you and hate your stupid book.
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aliceu · 2 years ago
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DJANGO. - s. mingi (m)
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➼ genre; smut ➼ pairing; mingi x fem!reader ➼ au; outlaw/hitman!mingi, dystopian futurism, lore accurate ateez ➼ warnings; explicit smut ➼ rating; m/18+ ➼ wc; 3.7k
Top shelf bourbon, no ice, and an orange peel over the rim of the glass. You only like the taste when it comes from his lips.
part of the outlaw miniseries.
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➼ smut warnings; piv, unprotected sex, biting, marking, rough sex, choking (unsafe practices used pls don’t do!), pain kink/play, slight blood play, creampie, pet names: darling & angel
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He comes into the bar as you’re wiping down the counter. One small glance at him would be enough to tell you where he’s been — the sweat on his brow under the brim of his cowboy hat is a dead giveaway for sure — but you don’t even need that much to know. A smell comes with him, one that you aren’t fond of but have grown used to in the time you’ve known this man, and that’s the lingering sulfuric scent that wafts into the bar with him. It clings to his leather jacket like a second skin by now. Perhaps part of you should be flattered that he comes to you after a hit, but then again this bar is all but his home, so you’re simply in a convenient place at a convenient time every time he returns.
“Want your usual?” you ask despite it being well past closing time. Preferential treatment for someone you’re quite fond of, and also on account of the man currently stationed on the roof seizing ownership of the bar prior to you being hired. Turning back, you pull a glass tumbler from the shelf without waiting for his response, affirmed by nothing more than a grunt as he comes to sit down at the bar. “How were things tonight?”
“Have you been waitin’ long?” Mingi asks in lieu of answering, and you smile to yourself.
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