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crowley invented astrology and also reads his horoscope every day in spite of the fact that he made it all up himself
he also checks aziraphale’s and aziraphale is always like “didn’t you make all of this up when we were drunk that one time” and crowley is like “yeah, so? this says you should go for a long drive with your best friend”
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Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.
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the only twilight remake i wanna see
edward: and so the lion fell in love with the lamb
bella:
edward: o shit my bad dude lol
bella: i actually wanted to ask if you’d give me your sisters number?
edward: alice or rosalie
bella: yes.
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Henry, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?
Alex, leaning against the counter seductively: Just my desire for you
Henry: Alex, the toaster is on fire
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Luke: Your fate will be whispered by mothers in dark places to frighten their young.
Luke: You’re going to get taken to the bloody cleaners, pal.
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@people who dont draw
you should draw bc ‘bad’ art makes me happy
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Fucking LOVE 90s and early 2000s commercials
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