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alicewhitmore · 6 years ago
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alicewhitmore · 6 years ago
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Quality music
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“This… just got personal.”
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alicewhitmore · 6 years ago
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crowley invented astrology and also reads his horoscope every day in spite of the fact that he made it all up himself
he also checks aziraphale’s and aziraphale is always like “didn’t you make all of this up when we were drunk that one time” and crowley is like “yeah, so? this says you should go for a long drive with your best friend”
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alicewhitmore · 6 years ago
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Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.
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alicewhitmore · 6 years ago
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the only twilight remake i wanna see
edward: and so the lion fell in love with the lamb
bella:
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edward: o shit my bad dude lol 
bella: i actually wanted to ask if you’d give me your sisters number?
edward: alice or rosalie
bella: yes.
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Important
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Henry, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?
Alex, leaning against the counter seductively: Just my desire for you
Henry: Alex, the toaster is on fire
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alicewhitmore · 6 years ago
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Luke: Your fate will be whispered by mothers in dark places to frighten their young.
Luke: You’re going to get taken to the bloody cleaners, pal.
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alicewhitmore · 6 years ago
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@people who dont draw
you should draw bc ‘bad’ art makes me happy
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WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
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alicewhitmore · 6 years ago
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Fucking LOVE 90s and early 2000s commercials
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