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reblog this and put in the tags which capital cities you’ve been to
#london cardiff paris berlin amsterdam prague athens#and then i have been via brussels rome and vienna but probably not long enough to count
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It cannot be understated how much my mood is impacted by just being forced to go to work everyday. I'm not like this on my own free time
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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul
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sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing
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man, I love this character so much! [fills them with a deep and inescapable yearning which they don’t know how to fill or even name]
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I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave
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Scarlet ibises are vivid red wading birds native to South America and the Caribbean. They inhabit wetlands, feeding mainly on crustaceans, which give them their striking color (crustaceans like shrimp and crabs contain the carotenoid astaxanthin responsible for the color). Known for their long, curved bills and social behavior, scarlet ibises often nest in large colonies near water.
#i think this is london zoo!! if so i have been there!#i was lucky enough to be in the habitat (it's a walkthrough) while they were feeding#so i got to give some mealworms out 🥹#tiny dinosaurs#the bird walkthrough habitats at london zoo make me so happy
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oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌
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love when people write a character who's an analyst or something and they prefer dealing with data to dealing with others because 'people are messy and confusing but data is orderly and logical and clear-cut!'
no judgement but that is an author who does not work with data for a living
#here's the protip: that data was more than likely collected by people#or inserted into a system created by people#you cannot have data without people#as a result a lot of datasets are. Interesting to work with lmao
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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself
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Doctor who it’s me your regency era situationship I’m in cgi hell. You have to remember that you’re gay
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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them
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#in wholly unrelated news i was procrastinating from the fic i've been working on (!!!) because the next scene was a smut scene#and i got all in my head about writing it#anyway. turns out. that shit still just spills out of me#insert dad-worthy cringe pun about riding a bicycle here#p.s. the planning notes alone for this fic are 2k if i ever finish this god help us all
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gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders
#oooooooooooh i wonder if this is because of migrational evolution???#i don't know what it's called#but basically i know there is a thing with gulls where species can interbreed to some extent with nearby species#but then it goes round the globe like a->b->c->d#where e.g. b can breed with a and c but not d#tiny dinosaurs
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being on the aro spectrum would be a lot easier if being single wasn't made to feel like a literal death sentence
#not aro just chronically unfuckable#losing friends to relationships because they deprioritise you is. the absolute pits.
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