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Sometimes, it’s hard to put down a good book.

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Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

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by Buttersafe

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When the whole party is down but your bard is up

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wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

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putting it here for the people w/o snapchat 

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MUSICAL NOTATION, AS DESCRIBED BY CATS

(I would have liked to crop some of these gifs (like the accent ones) to make them more accurate but alas, I lack the skills.)

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Quickest player death.

D&D story time. I was running the first sesson of a new campaign. Everyone starting at level 1. We had an Elf Druid, a Half Elf ranger, a Dragonborn Sorcerer, and a Tiefling Rouge. As the party was going through introductions,

5'2 90 lb. Tiefling “I don’t like to be touched.”

6'3 250 lb. Dragonborn “I pat her on the head.”

Tiefling “I bite his hand”

Ok so you bite his hand… roll to hit

Rolls NAT20.

Roll 1d4 damage…?

Rolls 4 doubles to 8

Dragonborn sorcerer only has 8 hp.

Ok so you bite his hand off and he is now bleeding out.

No one has any healing pots or magic. All level 1 charactors.

Dragonborn rolls 3 on death save. Next save Nat 1.

Dragonborn is dead.

Tiefling “I said I don’t like to be touched.”

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when your pet has something in their mouth

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A bluebird, but with very tiny, very buff arms in place of its wing feathers