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ON TUMBLR FOR HALF MY LIFE

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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope.

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

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never related to authors being like "childhood is such a blessed innocent time", catch me with that jane eyre shit like "such dread as children only can feel" and "I then sat with my doll on my knee til the fire got low, glancing round occasionally to make sure nothing worse than myself haunted the shadowy room"

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if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it

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if she's your girl why is she peeling me like a babybel and molding the wax into a tiny animal

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Mother sloth reunites with her baby

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done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

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if the entire beautiful nation of China depends on me ordering delicious food, who am I to deny this duty

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tragedy

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This girl is an actual hero and we need to donate to her defense fund please

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