alien-tom

[alien-tom]

..Yaioyu muakoe muoe wrannta doorn tolhatat toloorn. Tolhatat ipss nootat noa gaooad tolhineg.

(..You make me wanna do that too. That is NOT a good thing.)

Zip ghme zip’xx invarp xer franglorx eq mneiwzi…

{I think I’ll just eat my translator at this point…}

Xrel zip flae, Old sports!!

{Wish me luck old sports!!}

[alien-tom]

WRHATAT TOLHOE FIGUCAKK DIOAUD YAIOYU DOO???

(WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO???)

Zip ghme zip’xx invarp xer franglorx eq mneiwzi…

{I think I’ll just eat my translator at this point…}

Xrel zip flae, Old sports!!

{Wish me luck old sports!!}

[alien-tom]

I fear another one of your horses got out. It's eating me. Plea se hel p

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[alien-tom]

Old sport your pony iz heere 💔

Ei doon’tat saeoe wrhatat yaioyu muean, henoe wrass rinight-

(I don’t see what you mean, he was right-)

OTPH MUWY SATARS!

(OH MY STARS!)

[alien-tom]

Muwy heneaad satilol henurtss..

(My head still hurts..)

Vggreil ic, Old sport! Wreftop I Car! Yyqert gevv. Xi’bb prew itbvut Earth ycreszz wreplim.

{Check it, old sport! Brought a car! Bargain too. You’ll get used to earth verrryyy quickly.}

~ @alien-gatsby

..Tolhiss saeemss rineallwy saketchwy.

(This seems really sketchy.)

[alien-tom]

Wrh-

Yaiouroe nootat saupposead tolorn tolelol heniem tolhat!

(You’re not supposed to tell him that!)

Vggreil ic, Old sport! Wreftop I Car! Yyqert gevv. Xi’bb prew itbvut Earth ycreszz wreplim.

{Check it, old sport! Brought a car! Bargain too. You’ll get used to earth verrryyy quickly.}

~ @alien-gatsby

..Tolhiss saeemss rineallwy saketchwy.

(This seems really sketchy.)

[alien-tom]

‘alien’ henorsess. Ei tolhinakk tolhat’ss wrhatat yaioyu henumanss cwalol tolheem. Ei henavoe beeean ipnterestead bewy henumaan henorses, tolhougph.

(‘Alien’ horses. I think that’s what you humans call them. I have been interested by human horses, though.)

Vggreil ic, Old sport! Wreftop I Car! Yyqert gevv. Xi’bb prew itbvut Earth ycreszz wreplim.

{Check it, old sport! Brought a car! Bargain too. You’ll get used to earth verrryyy quickly.}

~ @alien-gatsby

..Tolhiss saeemss rineallwy saketchwy.

(This seems really sketchy.)

[alien-tom]

Ei muean, gaooad figoer heniem. Ei doon’tat noeead noa cwar, tolhougph. Ei henavoe efnougph henorsess tolorn llastat muoe noa wrhiloe.

(I mean, good for him. I don’t need a car, though. I have enough horses to last me a while.)

Vggreil ic, Old sport! Wreftop I Car! Yyqert gevv. Xi’bb prew itbvut Earth ycreszz wreplim.

{Check it, old sport! Brought a car! Bargain too. You’ll get used to earth verrryyy quickly.}

~ @alien-gatsby

..Tolhiss saeemss rineallwy saketchwy.

(This seems really sketchy.)

[alien-tom]

Tolhiss lliterallwy otnlwy saayss “car! yaiours!” otan iptat.

(This literally only says “Car! Yours!” on it.)

Vggreil ic, Old sport! Wreftop I Car! Yyqert gevv. Xi’bb prew itbvut Earth ycreszz wreplim.

{Check it, old sport! Brought a car! Bargain too. You’ll get used to earth verrryyy quickly.}

~ @alien-gatsby

..Tolhiss saeemss rineallwy saketchwy.

(This seems really sketchy.)

[alien-tom]

oh my god you're gorgeous i need to hit you with my baseball bat

..Wrhatat.

(..What.)

[alien-tom]

You there! Pardon me, but– Are you truly an alien?

Felix told me aliens are not real. He better not have lied to me!

– @atermonica

Tolakoe noa wrilad gauesss. Ei atem gareen, henavoe atntennae, atnad doon’tat sapeaakk efnglisph.

(Take a wild guess. I am GREEN, have antennae, and don’t speak English.)

Ipan atlol saeriousness, yaieaph. Ei atem atan atliean.

(In all seriousness, yeah. I am an alien.)

[alien-tom]

Lloroe dorowep.

(Lore drop.)

P.S. ip’em llivineg ipan yaiouer henorsoe satabless noorw.

(I’m living in your horse stables now.)

Henai toliem.

(Hi Tim.)

- @alien-tom

...My name is Tom.

[alien-tom]

Ipt’ss toliem tolodawy. Efmbracoe yaiouer noerw llifoe atss toliem.

(It’s Tim today. Embrace your new life as Tim.)

Henai toliem.

(Hi Tim.)

- @alien-tom

...My name is Tom.

[alien-tom]

Tolhat’ss mue!!

(That’s me!!)

oh @alien-tom

guess what I made for you

[alien-tom]

you are very adorable :)

I'm glad you aren't threatening like earth's tom

Wrhwy tolhanakk yaiou, rinandoem henumaan poerson! oter nootat henumaan poerson!

(Why thank you, random human person! Or not human person!)

[alien-tom]

[KLONK]

Noa wrhifif otif iptat wrilol cwuroe ‘fairy’ tolhoe muostat satubboran cwolad.

- @alien-tom

Awwwwhh, a little alien version of me! Hello there, little fella!

Fairy? Hm. Not sure I've seen any fairies. Sorry, little one.

You speak English, or just zeep zormp?

[alien-tom]

YAIESS YAIESS YAIESS YAIESS.

(YES YES YES YES.)

Henorsoe.

(Horse.)

- @alien-tom

You like horses too??

...Would you like to see some of mine?