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yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

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my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

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the fact that webkinz named a species "googles" and never backed down from it is really funny to me because like. nintendo changed the dialogue of a throwaway npc in a zelda game once because she said "yahoo!" and they were scared they'd get sued by yahoo but ganz is just like. yeah no we don't care if google is the biggest search engine and owns an obscene amount of sites and properties. thats our funny platypus so.

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constantly thinking this

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why did they make this world so hard for autistic weirdos

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Do you know who prevs icon is?

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Yo mama so broke her paycheck just says "Sorry"

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Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding

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