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friend: why are you putting tacks in your milk
me: aesthetic
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“i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat”
“i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work”
“no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy”
“i can’t-”
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there’s a picture of a dog meeting pluto n the dog look so hype to meet him i can’t stop laughing
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I thought C’s were supposed to be average?? Like I thought A’s and B’s were above average??? Why is a C so bad?? Like ?????
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schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
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when you walk towards a bird but it flies away

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