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love when i say “i don’t trust people who [insert behavior here]” and then inevitably some bitch who i do not trust is like “but i do that and what if my reasons are good and pure”
#love when my instincts are proven to be correct#my favorite is when i say i don’t trust people who hate cats#and some cat hater is like ‘what about me??’ and i’m like ‘🙂’
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i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh
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they went crazy naming the hamburger the first person to say it probably fucking died on the spot and when someone wrote it down later the paper burst into flame and kille dthem
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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?
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There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true it can pierce the veil between life and death. Conjuring spirits from the past and the future. In ancient Ireland, they were called Filídh. In Choctaw land, they call them Fire Keepers. And in West Africa, they're called Griots. This gift can bring healing to their communities but it also attracts evil. SINNERS ✧ (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
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i saw this tweet yesterday and then today on the subway i saw a guy stumble on the subway and i laughed aloud at him by mistake while remembering it
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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If you want to make your backyard a safe haven for lesser dragons, you must keep a close eye on your pets. While it is unlikely that a curious kitten will be able to cause a dragon physical harm, the egos of these small wyrms are as fragile as they are beautiful.
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last night I was too lazy to get up and turn the lights off, so instead I put two kleenex over my eyes
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