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too cold to swim, but doesn’t mean i didn’t try   4/19/20

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im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

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queer books that didn’t disappoint me the way everything else has. please enjoy.

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Dont be embarrassed, Eugene. Everyone likes Bubblegum K.K.

(As if Kyle would judge, he loves every and all music.)

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let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

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12 years old me, 30 seconds into a family party:

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Political alignment chart

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MerMay Day 3

Kind of a weird badly cared for fish tank mermaid

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Updated my interior since I finally upgraded my home! 💛 🍑

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In Finland everybody's preferred pronoun is "it". The rest of the world should catch up.

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werewolf au

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1. The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-wook 2. Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee 3. Black Sails 4.08 - “XXXVI” (2017) 4. Janelle Monáe - Dirty Computer [Emotion Picture] (2016) 5. Moonlight (2016) dir. Barry Jenkins 6. Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma 7. Black Mirror 3.04 - “San Junipero” (2016) 8. God’s Own Country (2017) dir. Francis Lee 9. Saving Face (2004) dir. Alice Wu 10 + 11. Happy Together (1999) dir. Wong Kar-wai

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joey batey cursing/yelling in the bake off video but set to wii music