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Elastigirl, there’s an accessory in the garage…

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Best Flower Girl 

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Wow Elastigirl! There you are!

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❝Sapphire, will you marry me?❞

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He is bright, and I am stimulant. We deserve each other. 

The Incredibles 2 (2018) || dir. Brad Bird 

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I always liked Roger from 101 Dalmatians because I admire a person who, when faced with someone they dislike that’s invading their space, just aggressively plays jazz instruments at them until they leave.

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so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

THAT WAS SO CUTE

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Love Letters From Your Writing (via Electric Lit)

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SPN Favourite Lines: Hello, boys. (Non-Crowley version)

BONUS:

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If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

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XuanWei Su

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How Blizzard thinks womens clothes/armor works:

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Sitka (Brother Bear)

↳ Requested by Anon

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I’ll never forget that one time I was talking to this boy and I rejected him (mind you I almost gave him my address because we were supposed to go out) and he stalked and harassed me for an entire month and put my number on Craigslist (I was getting hundreds of calls and texts every day to the point my phone stopped working).

Men are crazy.

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“Lucky for you, I am open for consultation, if they want it. For a reasonable price, of course.”