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*clutches chest* Oh fuck, the way I laughed!

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Neil Gaimain about writing Good Omens with Terry Pratchett (x)

Neil: His line to me when we were writing “Good Omens”, he would phone me up and he’d say, I’ve just done this and it’s made it 17% funnier. I’d written this whole meeting between the International Express man and Pollution and I’d mentioned that, you know, ‘he and his wife went down there sometimes when they were courting to spoon’ and Terry added the line, ‘and on one memorable occason, fork.’

Rob: On one memorable occasion.

Neil: On one memorable occasion, and it‘s made it 17% better. In fact, in that case it may have made it 100% better.

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MOAR!

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Not Karl..

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Anyone else ever see Alpha Derek and just giggle 'boobies!' ...just me?

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do you think about these two all day everyday and how they were perfectly made for one another and they are soulmates who always find and love each other in every lifetime and every universe and they will build a family and live happily together forever even in death or are you normal

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listen to me. listen. your actual job in life, and it sucks that your 5th grader teacher didnt explain this adequately enough, is to ask for help when you need it and to accept charity when it would take a weight from your shoulders. Otherwise you end up like Sisyphus- or even worse, Walter White

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What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

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Right?!

its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in

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Bwahaha I have my Catholic husband chuck em a prayer when I need something... lol

a trick the vatican doesn’t want you to know about is you can still ask the saints for intercession if you’re not catholic. you don’t have to think they’re magic or anything. you can just talk to them because they’re ghosts. it will piss some of them off though

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❤️❤️❤️❤️

I look at all the transgender folk and seeing how happy and how far you’ve come genuinely makes me more happier than ever I am literally in tears.

I love you guys, you deserve all the best 💕💕

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Whatever it is you need good luck for, I wish you good luck. Tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life; you name it. This post is wishing you good luck on all of that.

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