we have examined your earth for years. we are contacting you through this mysterious 'tumblr' application
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Oh fuck wrong alien group
This has been wildly confusing I should have let one of the others handle the inbox.
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The Super Warrior.
Across the stars, you have hunted for a planet with no natural warriors to evade it.
Turns out... you stumbled into Me.
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That guy was not... The One You Fear.
Human experts what does the orange text mean? is this a bad color?
#Nothing has happened yet#Should we have done something?#alien#aliens#Learning about this gif feature#I like it#invader zim
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Fascinating We will have to do more research on this.
:0! And that's smiling cat, confused cat, skeptical human, excited human!
This was an extremely threatening guide.
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:0! And that's smiling cat, confused cat, skeptical human, excited human!
This was an extremely threatening guide.
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Evacuating all premises. Disrupt Signal Disrupt Signal Disrupt Signal
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Uh oh
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3 is not a countdown!!
:3 is a face mimicking a cats cute face
i See. thank you for this information. :3 Will do more research on these cats.
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What is the Bible
yknow what if i get 10000 followers by march ill post the ENTIRE bible translated in one post
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Gnarp gnarp? :3
gnarp. gnarp. what happens in. 3. is this a. countdown.
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To the one who likes invader zim: why do you like it in particular
i like. many of your alien depictions. they are. very funny. if incorrect. i like the invader zim one. because it is. wacky.
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hello humans
we have found some of the tumblr blogs that have multiple people overviewing it refer to them as 'mods' standing for 'moderator' if i am correct. we are considering have a introduction for the 'moderators' of this account.
would this help with your contact to us?
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Dear aliens, is alien pussy real? It tight? it pink, green, or yellow? Do it stink? Do it grip the meat? Do it squirt? Do it fart? Do it frog? Can I smell it? It 3d? Do It glow? Do it shimmer? Do it fly? Is it vacuum proof? Amphibian? Double? Triple? External? Internal? Do it throb? Got tentacles? Got hair? Got a fade? Extra eyes? Liquid? Intermittent? It seasonal? It year round? Do I need a permit? Do i need a passport? Do I to rent it? Is it taxed? Is it low? It high? Poison frog latex textured? Got scales? Got fins? Got feathers? Exoskeleton? Amored clit? Spores? Roots? Fur? Do it Got that triple Double ultra back and forth front and back up down left right super glue gorilla intergalactic gyat rizz succ??????
hello. what does this mean.
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gleep glorp zazoop jam gneep?
i appreciate the attempt
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How do you view the 51st Researching Area of the United States?
we have been made aware of your concern there is alienkind there. we have scanned it continuously and found no signs of our own species.
#we did detect some unknown data#i feel this cannot be conclusive proof though#could it?#alien#aliens
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one of us is a personal fan of your depictions of aliens.
despite various inaccuracies. quite an interest was taken in a show you have called 'invader zim'
i do not understand personally
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hello this is an introduction post
we are a group of aliens who have been examining the planet earth. we have a fondness for humanity and how strange it is. however we have found many of your 'social media' to be very reprehensible
this one is our personal pick. as while it still has that deplorable 'politic' thing you humans argue about this one has a kind people.
there are a couple of us. we will answer a questions.
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