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@kickpuncher2punchkicker i want another mini roll :(

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i make a mean soup

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I had an interesting night last night

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

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me when i’m procrastinating mid-further maths homework and remember that tumblr exists :o

i fear hyperbolic functions will be my death please remember me when i’m gone 😔😭

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happy birthday, curiosity!

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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Libraries with a sense of humour.

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i log onto tumblr dot com and get a first glimpse of the pleading wet eyes of the lil supernatural guy professing his love for the upteenth time and know something has happened

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i love the bathtub scene SO much. no real comments except for it’s so sweet and precious and that ed saying “that’s why i don’t have any friends :’(” always breaks my heart

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One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

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being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

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I swear to god raspberries get moldy so fuckin fast you just look at them wrong and they immediately go bad

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