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Name Dropping Peter Weller...

I did say that I was going to talk about my weird fascination with Peter Weller & here we are. No, it’s not his perky lips, which is why he was hired for the role in Robocop (considering that’s mostly what you’d see) & it’s not that his acting was that great. But I keep name dropping him & I’m not sure why. Is it that his name seems cool? Continue reading Name Dropping Peter Weller…

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The Giant Red Bra... & Other Tales of Being a Woman

No, I’m not in love with… well I’m not sure if this is Jon Hamm or his character of Don Draper from Mad Men, but regardless I don’t dig this guy (not like this), but when I saw this picture the other day it made me LAUGH! It still makes me laugh & found it appropriate for this post. Perhaps read this post as him, does it make it more entertaining? I certainly think so. Basically I just talk…

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They Live...

Watched the 1988 sci-fi/horror film They Live (which this post is from last Spring, so…). Lil’ Small would constantly reference it, which led me to really want to watch it. But I’m either decades too late for it, or it just wasn’t that good to begin with, or simply doesn’t hold up well now. Continue reading They Live…

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Play Toad In Real Life...

Lil’ Small has a few Frog & Toad books from her childhood. I never had Frog & Toad books. Didn’t really read hers growing up, because she didn’t allow this, as they were some of her favourites, & were given specifically to her, not to the both of us. I did read hers a few years ago & enjoyed them. I also figured she should have the other books to fill in her collection, so I purchased two…

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Brandishing Weapons...

I’m not a girl who’s afraid of weapons (I slept with a big knife as a little girl… until I found out) or dipping my toes into “Boy Land”, though I sometimes don’t really know the rules. So I’m just remembering my evil nature, trying to figure out how to not be the object of desire, & learning to stand my ground. Continue reading Brandishing Weapons…

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Insert Doom Music Here...

When little demon babies are produced, they get put into human meat suits & infiltrate the ranks of Earthlings. There are no instruction manuals. Only the fittest survive or else are absorbed by humanity. This is the story (or part of the story) of one such demon baby, dropped into the human world, & learned, vicariously, how to navigate it. Did you ever wonder what the face of evil would look…

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The Things That Feel... Other...

Well, this post went weird. It’s basically about the dead & things that go bump in the night or basically things that aren’t in the here & now of flesh & blood. Just in time for Spooky Season, so that’s good, right?! Continue reading Untitled

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Soy Una Nerd...

I obtained a lot of new clothes recently. Grab bags full of fancy, expensive clothing that Lil’ Small picked up on the cheap. Clothing I’ve altered & paired weird outfits together. Channelled my inner 1980’s hooker (twice!) & Lil’ Small literally gave me the clothes off her back. So, it’s a fashion montage! How fun! Ready? Let’s go! Continue reading Untitled

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The Tale of Involuntary Verbs...

This post is all over the place. But then I think that a photo I snagged off the internet of Elvis & Bigfoot ridin’ The Loch Ness Monster pretty much sums it up about right. I’m touching on a lot here. From lamp posts, to men vs women, to my teenage boy self, to the ’80’s, to serial killers & cannibalism, to 70’s metal, to sexy mostly naked ladies. Continue reading Untitled

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Are You Kenough?...

Yes, I went to see Barbie today & yes, I did dress up. Apparently my state really digs Barbie & had a lot to say about this. I also discuss Barbie versus Woman, Barbie sex, & Serial Killer Ken. Really? Serial Killer Ken? Yes, I went there. But when do I not. But let’s read on, shall we? Continue reading Untitled

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Tales From The Crypt...

This post kind of connects with my last one on façades. It’s about being too much, making people uncomfortable, true natures, religion, Devil Magicks, serial killers, & you know the drill. This is all over the place, but it does have a central theme. What am I even? Continue reading Untitled

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Behind The Human Façade...

This post is about witches & demons & the scary things that go bump in the night… including myself.Also what constitutes as truly scary or evil. Using discernment in these situations. Using your guts. Freedom versus chains. Perhaps there is no conundrum & things are just as they should be… Continue reading Untitled

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For Your Little Hellion...

This post is all over the place. How to boy, childhood shenanigans, clothing faux pas & messages, & how to not ask for help. Continue reading Untitled

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The Answer of Chocolate Cake With Milk...

Who the hell knew that me baking a damn cake & pairing it with milk would flood me with memories & questions? I certainly didn’t see that coming, but knowing how my life goes… I probably should have. Continue reading Untitled

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We Don't Go In There...

This post is about me being… too much & also being in it to win it. How I missed out on things, how Lil’ Small feels that I didn’t miss out at all. How the teenagers older than me were cool to me. Growing up in the ’80s & finally the 4th of July. Continue reading Untitled

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Powered By Gnomes...

I talk… a lot. As usual. It’s kind of all over the place from music to telly to films to the devil magicks of tits & the body being powered by gnomes. It’s weird, but when is it not. And just for the record… I LOVE that room up there! The pink colour, the gold metal lines of the ceiling, the plants. It’s perfection. Continue reading Untitled

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Lookin' Like I Was Goin' To Greek Prom...

Just another post about my body. How I learned to see my real self & others are seeing me, which has always been awkward. Re-finding myself, my style, myself. How I think I’m that perfect bridge between guy land & girl world… but maybe I’m just delusional? Let’s see, shall we?!! Continue reading Untitled