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Marcille dump :)

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norp

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sending love to those fighting the job market

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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the great tragedy of cute lingerie is that when u get a rlly cute set theres not a ton of people u can show

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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we need to have a way to post a pdf directly to tumblr. tumblr should have another post type called "pdf" so we can embed them easily. tumblr will never be the new pdf without this function.

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“prompting”

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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

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(trying to discuss a book when nothing happened yet) I love how his name is ivan

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The people in front of you at the post office are always the most insane creatures you didn’t know god could make whose one goal is to waste away the day. The people behind you at the post office are desperately trying to feel the warmth of human touch via your back

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss