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Murderbot meets ART (who knew transports could be smart enough to be MEAN)

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Everything is $49 these days. I simply can’t fathom how anytime I want or need anything it’s always just $49. I’m sick of how every company wants $49 from me. My chest hurts.

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(holding up a singular sewing needle) yes! i found it! now i can sew my shirts and sweaters and blankets and beanies and (trips and falls into another fucking haystack

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kriselle height difference means the world to me

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the thing about astarion is that i do think that he is COMICALLY his own worst enemy but i also recognize that the reason for that is that he hit a sharp genre shift at 100000 mph. one second you're the hot and kinda tragic but expendable minion of a d&d boss and the next you're the romancable companion in the party. this little man was built to have his lore discovered in a notebook while looting his corpse after you've killed cazador and all the sudden everyone's like hey astarion. do you want to sit by the fire and tell us about yourself :) we all like you and want you happy :) and he's like what the fuuuuck. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk????

however i do still find him funny about it, sorry man

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call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine

HELP

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ketheric shoved Astarion off the side of Moonrise Towers during turn 2 of the first battle and he happened to land on a surface, so he just had to languish in pain until we beat up Thorm without him 😔

I'm so proud of him for landing the killing blow the second time around!

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Getting too old for YA fiction I fear, I've gotten to the point where I'm saying things like "that's not how school works" and "maybe you should all calm down a little"

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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

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Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

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you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

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don’t let your job stop you from enjoying an unemployed summer