alisiailoris
8K posts
23| ♍ | Texas | Awkward | College Fuckup.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Nothing is funnier than watching straight dudes worship ancient Spartan culture when we know full well not a single one of them would have survived in it to adulthood. “I’m a Spartan warrior because I ran an obstacle course!” Gurl, you can’t even do your own laundry and you think you’d have the discipline for ancient Spartan life?

36K notes
·
View notes
Link
This scam made the California University study 124 imported oils and found that over 70% of samples failed the tests.
These failed:
Mezzetta
Carapelli
Pompeian
Primadonna
Mazola
Sasso
Colavita
Star
Antica Badia
Whole Foods
Safeway
Felippo Berio
Coricelli
Bertolli
These brands passed:
Corto olive
Lucero
McEvoy Ranch Organic
Omaggio
California Olive Branch
Bariani Olive oil
Lucini
Ottavio
Olea Estates
Cobram Estate
Kirkland Organic
Also, test the olive oil yourself at home. Put the bottle out when cold, or in the fridge for 30 min. if it gets solid, it is pure and has monounsaturated fats.
86K notes
·
View notes
Text
the moon has acne scars & she is still beautiful so
240K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Gifs from my youtube video https://youtu.be/ldjW-S9HgfY
167 notes
·
View notes
Video
instagram
My new fav video
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*
god:
226K notes
·
View notes
Video
instagram
Can someone explain what happened at the end and why
56K notes
·
View notes