alistair-eurydice-gryffindor

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Gryffindor: What did one ocean say to the other?

Hufflepuff: Nothing they waved

Gryffindor: Are you shore?

Hufflepuff: Shut up omg lol

Gryffindor: Damn you don't need to be a beach about it

Hufflepuff: Okay

Hufflepuff: Water you doing ?

Gryffindor: Nothing

Hufflepuff: Ahhhh I sea

Sly and Raven: (〒﹏〒) ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Gryffindor: What did one ocean say to the other?

Hufflepuff: Nothing they waved

Gryffindor: Are you shore?

Hufflepuff: Shut up omg lol

Gryffindor: Damn you don't need to be a beach about it

Hufflepuff: Okay

Hufflepuff: Water you doing ?

Gryffindor: Nothing

Hufflepuff: Ahhhh I sea

Sly and Raven: (〒﹏〒) ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Gryffindor: What did one ocean say to the other?

Hufflepuff: Nothing they waved

Gryffindor: Are you shore?

Hufflepuff: Shut up omg lol

Gryffindor: Damn you don't need to be a beach about it

Hufflepuff: Okay

Hufflepuff: Water you doing ?

Gryffindor: Nothing

Hufflepuff: Ahhhh I sea

Sly and Raven: (〒﹏〒) ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Hufflepuff: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Ravenclaw: Don't label people or put people in boxes based on the elasticity of their toes

Hufflepuff: Roberto

Ravenclaw: -_-

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Gryffindor: *about to do something stupid*

Slytherin: Gryffindor no

Gryffindor: Gryffindor yes

Hufflepuff: Gryffindor no

Gryffindor: Gryffindor maybe

Ravenclaw: Gryffindor no

Gryffindor: *sad face* Gryffindor no

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Ravenclaw: can our child please read and then consequently watch Lord of the Rings?

Slytherin: no I'm not ready for that yet.

Ravenclaw: why?

Slytherin: can you imagine them talking about Mordor all the time.

Slytherclaw Child: one does not simply talk about Mordor.

Slytherin: you already let them, didn't you?

Ravenclaw: [to slytherclaw child] fly you fool!

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Slytherin: Sorry I'm late. I broke down on the way here.

Hufflepuff: ohh its cool, is your broom working now?

Slytherin: Broom?

Hufflepuff: ..are you ok?

Slytherin: *sighs* No. But in consolation, I'm incredibly attractive.

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Hufflepuff: *dancing with headphones on*

Slytherin: *heart eyes*

Ravenclaw: *rolls eyes*

Ravenclaw: they're so hooked

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Gryffinpuff: do you know what Sin City is

Slytherclaw: Yeah that's Las Vegas

Gryffinpuff: well do you know what Den City is

Slytherclaw: no

Gryffinpuff: mass over volume

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Ravenclaw: just calculated, i'm 100 kilos

Ravenclaw: and i just ate 800 gramms ravioli like a whole fucking can

Ravenclaw: that means i'm 0.8% ravioli

Hufflepuff: it's 4 am how did u even get in i- what the f-

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Ravenclaw: ()() is not a palindrome but )(() is

Ravenclaw: also hi

Slytherin: Wait

Hufflepuff: No its not, the first one is

Gryffindor: Why are you lying to us

Slytherin: Wait I need a second

Hufflepuff: Oh fuck

Gryffindor: Oh Jesus

Hufflepuff: You're right

Slytherin: Oh my god

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Ravenclaw: I only accept cash apologies. That's why it's called accountability, Gryf.

Gryffindor: look I didn't mean to get you arrested. Again.

Ravenclaw: show me the money.

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Stranger: Are you two friends??

Gryffindor: yes

Slytherin: no

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Gryffindor: You hurt?

Slytherin: No. I normally spurt blood from my rib cage.

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Slytherin: Hey rave I need my...

Ravenclaw: *hands them their armour*

Slytherin: Oh also I didn't get a chance to...

Ravenclaw: *hands them their daggers*

Slytherin: Marry me?

Ravenclaw: I took care of that too, we've been married for the past seven years...

Slytherin: Excellent...

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Slytherin: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Slytherin: Ask me to kill for you. Seriously ask me.. i will

Hufflepuff: ...First of all, calm down…

[alistair-eurydice-gryffindor]

Ravenclaw: There's no way they like me back.

Hufflepuff: cmon, sly would throw themselves in front of a moving car for you.

Ravenclaw: Sly would throw themselves in front of a moving car for fun.

Gryffindor: