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"Larian should handle the next Dragon Age game" Going off how they handled Baldur's Gate 3 if they handled a game like Dragon Age: Origins, they would release the game and then get people complaining about how they shouldn't HAVE to lose Alistair as a companion completely just because they spared Loghain because now they have to do 2 separate playthroughs and also their character has to face consequences for a decision. 5 patches later you can suddenly have both Alistair and Loghain on your team. And 2 patches ago they made it so Anora actually doesn't mind if you replace her on the throne with your friend because he has noble blood, because people complained that she shouldn't mind. And then in patch 13 Morrigan suddenly has half her dialogue replaced because players found her too mean. They don't know what to do with Sten at all so they remove his personal quest in Patch 2. Instead of developing the themes of Oghren's character further he's cut completely because dwarf companion. Due to popular demand they added Bella from the tavern and Cullen as companions and it goes as well as you expect. Your origin also has no impact on the rest of the game except you get a handful of dialogue options that are sometimes funny. In Patch 14 they change Bann Teagan's hairstyle, only to patch it back to his original hairstyle in Patch 15 because everyone hated it. In Patch 15 they give Dog fur, only to patch it away in Patch 16 because everyone hated it. Patch 44 has everyone reunite for a party at Arl Eamon's place for some reason. Everyone is playing a different version of the game because it has changed so dramatically between early access and Patch 743. You can fuck Morrigan when she shapeshifts into a spider at full release though.
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missing her (dragon age 2) so I made a stupid meme
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🌲fenesvir lavellan, wolf of the dales🌲 redraw of (x)
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#sengo#he would get a thrill out of these types of memes#spamming the groupchat with them and then turning off notifications the moment people start typing#yes hello I like to imagine the bhaalists as a stupid office commedy type situation idc about canon hehe
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WILDS FLOWER.
More art for the Ardent Blossom zine (@daflowerzine). You can still get this one as a postcard print at the leftovers sale going on HERE!
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Ok gooners HAVE SOME MORE OF HIM 🗣️🗣️🗣️
(feat. mage hand poor guy)
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Found this on the ground after the archdemon exploded minrathous gonna use it as kindling or something
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I need this to be my first art post here, will figure out what else to post and queue things later Do you think sometimes he just glows in his sleep...
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I scoured the audio files @obisooth sent yesterday and there were lots of good ones. But this one stood out the most because it's such a gut punch of a sound byte. I've never heard him do this and I can't even guess the context in which he may do so. Does he...have a playful side?
Imagine: Someone insults Kar'niss, the Absolute floats down from the heavens, bitch slaps the offender across the face, and this is Kar'niss' response. It's really the laughter equivalent of "OOoOOoO somebody's in trooouble." I love it. Thank you Obisooth for this blessing. 🙏
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