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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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i would not trust aaron minyard as my doctor. but only for the same reason that if i heard my surgeon was called dr. c ronaldo and showed up looking identical to famous sports person cristiano ronaldo i would be a bit concerned that the neurosurgery was just like. his side gig

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imagine you are fbi agents trying to nail down the biggest case of your career and you just can't stop running up against college athletes who you need as witnesses but they won't take your help and just keep saying "but, ball is life??" when you suggest they go into witness protection

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Reunited.

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SOMEBODY FUCKING SEDATE ME HES SO FINE WTF

(artist is linkim_2222eng on twt)

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stole from twitter

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Shinzo wo Sasageyo!

[Update: Sorry, it has Glaze to protect my work from AI]

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decided to have a lil fun and add another, humanity's strongest soldier.

same reference used

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"that doesn't mean i wouldn't blow you" is an iconic confession for a lot of reasons but i love that andrew obviously picked his wording so so carefully there to avoid admitting any feelings involved and then neil's demisexual ass just totally bypasses that and he responds saying "you like me." WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT ANDREW WAS TRYING TO AVOID ADMITTING.

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“that doesnt mean i wouldn’t blow you”

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Intimacy 🚬

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XO, KITTY 2.01 "K.I.S.S. Me Again"

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no but imagine being the Palmetto State track team coach and learning about this kid who can run a mile in four minutes and so you go and check it out but surprise surprise the exy coach from the shit exy team has him already so you try to negotiate for the player because he might be the fastest kid you’ve ever seen but the exy coach keeps saying no and no and so you watch this kid that can RUN THE MILE IN FOUR MINUTES become the fastest exy player in history and you’re sobbing falling to your knees because you could’ve had him in the track team winning you gold medals in the olympics but instead you just stare from your campus office as this redhead short exy obsessed kid runs laps around the entire uni campus for hours on end without getting tired and just wishes all hell on exy

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destieled too close to the sun and forgot real canon couples are a real thing. was watching something else and the couple kissed and i was thrown so off guard.

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