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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

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I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

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it used to be 2007 you know

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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girl you've been running through my mind all day

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my cat in minecraft. made for my sister

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Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.

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Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes

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i’ve had this dumb fucking pic saved on my phone for months and i cant delete it because every time i’m cleaning my photo roll and i scroll past it it makes me laugh hard enough to buy one more week of life