alivebur

[alivebur]

sorry for disappearing for several months will happen again

[alivebur]

women hate me and fish have to avert their eyes in my presence lest they succumb to lust

[alivebur]

if someone asks me what i did this year i will scream my lungs out and run away to a forest

[alivebur]

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

[alivebur]

rb to put the person you rbed this from in a washing machJNWJW883)?NEKWMMWMMF TTURN THEWASHING MACHINE OFFFFF IM SPINNING

[alivebur]

rb to put the person you rbed this from in a washing machJNWJW883)?NEKWMMWMMF TTURN THEWASHING MACHINE OFFFFF IM SPINNING

[alivebur]

getting an office job after years of being a self-employed adhd nightmare was so funny though. like all through college and working for myself i assembled this terrifying patchwork of lifehacks and getting-things-done techniques and none of them ever seemed to work that well or for that long. but then i'm in an office where i have a defined set of tasks that need doing with no creative input on my part and suddenly i seem like a fucking productivity wizard. coworkers marvel at how quickly i work when they ask me to do something. what else would i be doing. we are at work. you asked me to fill out a form. why would it take longer than five minutes. what do you people do all day.

[alivebur]

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

[alivebur]

i’m never going to overshare again i’m going to be so mysterious like georgenotfound

[alivebur]

autistic person watching anything: wow this character is so autistic

[alivebur]

it’s literally thursday and im being so brave about it

[alivebur]

Hibernation would fix me

[alivebur]

girl fuck astrology how many siblings do you have and what’s their gender in what order

[alivebur]

hey man you better have money to pay for my next therapy appointment from that post

if i had to see it so did you. i have like $5 btw

[alivebur]

does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry

[alivebur]

it means everything to me