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Role Models Challenge

A couple of weeks ago, @elithien​ posted a stunning, mildly nsfw Dramione art. The purity police reported her on tumblr, and as any good fandom would, we fought back with porn. 😎

This is a master list for Role Models, a collection of smutty fics inspired by her art. A huge thanks to our talented contributors for showing the pearl clutchers that we stand behind our artists and adult content. Enjoy!! 💕

Bet by @dramionesteamship​. Hermione and Draco rise to the occasion when challenged by his friends. 😏 A cheeky, hot, and fun read!

Castles and Curfews by @aneiria-writes​. Feminist, smash the patriarchy Draco is divine in this fic– I 1000% don’t blame Hermione for dropping her panties for him. 😂 Girl, same. 

Cool Hand, Granger by @pacific-rimbaud​. This author is my new obsession.  It’s so easy to get lost in her writing– this fic is a perfect example. It’s not only criminally hot, it’s hilarious and endearing and hits you right in the feels. 😍

Keep reading

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The Middle-Earth aesthetic | The Lord of the Rings’ quotes

‘Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green..’

J.R.R.Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings, Book V, Minas Tirith

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Fic authors deserve more credit.

Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.

The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.

So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because they’re amazing. They’re the MVPs.

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Me writing my first draft: oH mY gOd this sucks, it sucks so bad, it’s like Barney ate a box of crayons and threw it up on my computer screen, I’m a failure, why can’t I just write good words, why, wHy, WHY—

My last brain cell with common sense:

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                                  A thousand years on, people will still sing of us.

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Mmmf. Wife 😍

Colonia (2015) dir. Florian Gallenberger

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OH LAWD SHE MAD

Photos by Fat Laila

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They had a “King in the north”/“the north remembers” jacket made especially for kit???? MY HEART IS FULL

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Lord of the Rings favourite costumes: Aragorns blue amor + cloak

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This is getting out of control. (photos via ZookeeperRachel)

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heh 😅 my gay ass too had to re read it a few times till what they were actually trying to say clicked 😂

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Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

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my soul hurts bro

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slytherin/ravenclaw friendships are dangerous but fabulous

slytherclaw friendships are terrifying because they’ll come up with a creatively evil plan and actually have the tenacity and obstinacy to go through with it