alkanedaunted
alkanedaunted
死妈网易
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An autistic aroace who sold their soul to netease~
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alkanedaunted · 1 month ago
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the words that touched our souls
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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A Knight helping his kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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I know my friends are gradually becoming sick of my shit
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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Murkrow Scarecrow
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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what drove sherlock to thinking john is a man of action
based on this lovely pic from granada holmes as a stageplay
loving how brett holmes is so much more suave i just love pining sherlock headcannon okayy 😫😫😫
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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I do find it rather unfortunate, that of seventy-four thousand fics under the tag Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, 67,000 of them are specifically surrounding the BBC Sherlock series.
That's literally (over) ninety percent of all johnlock content right there
Though I do appreciate them in their own right,
Gimme more Victorian johnlock
Gimme more flowery language and old english
Gimme more period-typical homophobia (let me explain)
Give me "loving you would mean destruction for us both, but I'd gladly burn if it meant I remained by your side"
Give me devout adoration despite the consequences
Give me unconditional love in a world where it is deemed unholy
Give me hesitation and fear, because if one of us expresses our feelings and they are unreturned, then the other could simply turn me away and potentially even ruin my life and reputation, but if he loves me back then we might be able to be happy, together
Give me the dillema, to risk safety over happiness
Give me more Victorian johnlock please I beg
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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I can’t believe this is a real, official thing that exists??? Watch to enjoy 2 minutes of mark hammil talking to himself lmao
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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Joker-centric Highlights of the new Justice League Action episode:
1) Joker in a very convincing disguise as a woman because he “learned [it] from an old Bugs Bunny cartoon”
2) Batman is registered in Joker’s favorites in his contact list on his phone
3) “Yeah, Goldilocks, even I’m impressed! And I’m a Batman villain!”
4) The fact that Joker makes this face when he notices Batman’s come to thwart them:
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5) The fact that Joker legitimately wasn’t there to try to hurt the watchtower or the League; he just wanted a tour, and quite enjoyed it
In conclusion: the Joker is adorable
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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Joker’s reaction to Batman lurking in the corner the entire time
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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something special for you all 🃏
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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batjokes brainrot
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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great, irl shit decided to hit me like a truck maybe I really need to push the translation to next year
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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ah, okok
I check the CN subtitles just to make sure. Yep, its "I" not "You". It don't make sense for Lou Zhu to say Zuo Yunqi should get shot because he's the one who got shot before.
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And Zuo Yunqi's reaction to Lou Zhu's dark humor. Surprised but sad then it turns into anger.
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I love Lou Zhu's suicidal dark humor lol So funny. Because Book Main Story Lou Zhu is all for his survival but Donghua Lou Zhu just want to die lmao.
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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Gonna busy myself with some translation now hehahahahhahahaha, maybe I'll move my guilongchao translation here in the future
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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Me telling my friend bout me being fan of joker vs the joker they assumed I like vs who they think I like after me explaining
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alkanedaunted · 5 months ago
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Yea sorry if I came off as intrusive 🙇‍♀️but I just the have the urge to reblog whenever I see someone in the same dead fandom I'm in, curse me for being a talkative introvert
I check the CN subtitles just to make sure. Yep, its "I" not "You". It don't make sense for Lou Zhu to say Zuo Yunqi should get shot because he's the one who got shot before.
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And Zuo Yunqi's reaction to Lou Zhu's dark humor. Surprised but sad then it turns into anger.
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I love Lou Zhu's suicidal dark humor lol So funny. Because Book Main Story Lou Zhu is all for his survival but Donghua Lou Zhu just want to die lmao.
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