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im at bitch #2: boyfriend <333

i think my new life goal should be to date ALL the genders (no pun intended). i gotta use my pansexuality to the advantage and collect them like pokemon

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my fave thing about ed and stede is that they're the couple that goes quiet to eavesdrop on the next table where people are having a bitchfight and spend the drive back home analysing the fight in detail

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I just realized that in S1E3, Spanish Jackie still referred to Jim as Bonifacia, but then in S1E8 when Jim turned up with Geraldo, Jackie called them Jim

Which means that either Jim started the hostage negotiation with their name and pronouns

Or somewhere in Izzy’s hate-fueled diatribe against Stede he also mentioned that the crew member with all the knives is non-binary now

And I CANNOT decide which is funnier

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PEOPLE/WRITERS: why is it when i read fan fiction (specifically harry potter) on here y/n is always a tiny ass white childish straight girl????? (also why does y/n NEVER play quidditch :(() i just wanna read fanfics where i can be with fred weasley and still be a mature poc queer person, PLEASE.

if i dont find one soon i will do it myself

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rip fred weasley you would’ve loved roblox 

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do i want to BE you or BE WITH you? if the question i ask myself about jd and veronica. i want to date sexy veronica but i also want to be her so i can be with sexy murderous jd (my beloved 🫶) but i want to be jd because sO MUCH gender and so i can date veronica. OR MAYBE i want to be with them in a polyamorous relationship so i can love them both. but i also what to BE BOTH OF THEM AHSVHVSUVS. its just a whole ass loop guys…

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i think my new life goal should be to date ALL the genders (no pun intended). i gotta use my pansexuality to the advantage and collect them like pokemon

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sleep? no. do your semi-annual room rearrangement

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I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.

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planning my month a week before the month starts is Not enough. I need to know the who, what, where, when, and why of all my months plans three months in advance

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watching game of thrones for the first time: season 2

‼️semi-spoilers⁉️

ep1

* IS THAT THEIR CHULDSVSGSGS

* nope never mind

* fuckung joffery

* TYRIONNNNN

* hello dog

* oh comet?

* the dragons are kinda cute

ep2

* sam, my beloved

* why is everyone so horny and rapey

* “YOURE A WOMEN!!”

* that felt short :P

ep3

* oh hello bran… and dog

* the gay guy is backkkk

* ooo a new lesbian

* theon greyjoy looks like an angry harry styles

* margaery tyrell? an 🏳️‍🌈ally🏳️‍🌈???

ep4

* i want to murder king joffrey 😍

* tyrion is a girlboss

* why is witch lady pregnant

* oH sHES GIVING BIRTH

* WHY IS HER STOMACH MOVING

* THATS NOT A BABY

* THAT WAS A DEMENTOR

ep5

* tHEY KILLED THE GAY GUY????

* HOMOPHOBIA

* piss on fire and your cock burns off

* brianne is a lesbian

ep6

damn angry harry styles get your shit together man

✨misogyny✨

“princes don’t cry”

“i saw you cry”

*somebody throws shit at joffery* i agree.

my poor sunsa :(((

lMAO JAMIE CANT READ

nymphadora killin them men💃🏻💃🏻

YHE DRAGONS DONT HIRT THEM

ep7

sunsa has the red demonnnnn

mmm delicious

ep8

tyrion got them top tier acting skills

jorah is kinda annoying ngl

joffery is such a little shIt.

“are we friends now?”

lMAO HEARTEATER what kinda name is that. that’s ass

“you will bleed in here, men while bleed out there”

cOHSBS GREEN FIREEEE

LMAO JOFFERY ABOUT TO PISS HIS PANTS

HE LOOKS LIKE HES GONNA CRY AIDHBSJS

“COME IN BEHIND THEM AND FUCK THEM IN THE ASSES

ep10

brianne is such a girlboss

greyjoy needs to calm his shits

ok mother of dragons slAy

lmao man on fire

ooo the big ass vault is being opened

there is nothing inside it :00

WHAT THE DUCK US THAT (white walkers have been met)

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I think it's very sexy when a fictional character knows they're doomed but makes the conscious choice to keep trying anyway

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Does anyone know of any poetry books about T4T love? or just books in general honestly

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Bram Stoker: “I will write a book to expunge myself from the queer community, thus proving my absolute straightness to everyone.”

125 Years Later

Queer People: “Wow this book is the gayest shit that ever gayed!”

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knit one girl two

What if the Manic Pixie Dream Girls just dated each other?

A cat accidentally gets dyed pink, at least temporarily

First kiss in a science museum

The most important male characters are a cat and a grandpa

“I am so gay,” she whispered to herself happily.

Jewish romance between two women with different levels of observance

Jewish story that isn’t tragic (tragic stories are important too but it’s nice to have both options!)

Plus it’s only $2!