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With the hair he looks like Levi with a mustache.

Messy sketch human King Dice comin’ at ya.

Not my best work but I haven’t drawn him in awhile💜

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I totally agree, most creepypastas, however good they may be, often fall short just based on their names.  I mean, who’s going to be scared of some half-baked copycat named Nina the Killer.  NINA.  THE KILLER.  I think you’d have to be Jeff to be scared of Nina.

(Btw, @generalgrievousdatingsim​, I gotta tell you I love your username.)

okay i'm really sorry if this upsets any hardcore creepypasta fans out there or whatever but some of the names for them were so silly... like i'm sorry but if the guy trying to kill me told me their name was 'jeff the killer' i wouldn't be scared i'd just be embarrassed that i was going to be murdered by someone with such a lame sounding name

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Writing Question

Anybody got any advice on writing transgender characters?  I’m trying to make an OC who transitioned from female to male, only I have no idea how to properly and respectfully write such a character.  I like to try new things in my writing, and writing a trans character is something I have not tried yet due to being unsure of my skill as a writer and character creator.  

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See, the potato isn’t right.  It’s onions you’re supposed to use.

HOWEVER.

I am not saying nobody should vaccinate their kids and only use the homemade remedies.  Sure, homemade remedies are great, but modern medicine is pretty dope too.

VACCINATE YOUR KIDS, PEOPLE.

It is important.  The health of your child is more important than you being afraid of dead bacteria in a little needle.

If you put half a potato in each sock and sleep with them on, the potato turns black.

This is due to oxidation of the potato.

It is claimed that it is sucking the bad vibes out of the body.

Anti-vaxxers are a danger to public health and should be regarded as murderers. The families of these unvaccinated children are more likely to be wealthier on average, with annual incomes more than four times the poverty level. On average, they are non-Hispanic white, educated, and married couples covered by private health insurance. White people are danger to society.

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I will never not reblog this.  If I don’t reblog this the next time it crosses my dash, assume I have died.

Johnny Depp is innocent

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO'VE KNOWN JOHNNY DEPP AND TOOK AN OPEN STAND FOR HIM OR SPOKE OF HOW GOOD AND GENTLE HE WAS

Vanessa Paradis

Lily-Rose Depp

Kate Moss

Winona Ryder

Paul Bettany

Alice Cooper

J.K.Rowling

Zoe Kravitz

Jude Law

Gwyneth Paltrow

Dakota Johnson

Tim Burton

Helena Bonham Carter

Judi Dench

Angelina Jolie

Michelle Pfeiffer

Gore Verbinski

Armie Hammer

Kate Winslet

Alison Sudol

Ezra Miller

Geoffrey Rush

Kaya Scodelario

Javier Bardem

Penelope Cruz

Anne Hathaway

Orlando Bloom

Kiera Knightley

Marilyn Manson

Patti Smith

Paul McCartney

Doug Stanhope

Alysson Paradis

Geoffrey Rush

Sacha Baron Cohen

Kevin Smith

Kevin McNally

Keith Richards (basically Jack Sparrow's dad)

Lori Anne Allison

Juliette Binoche (activist by the way)

Joe Rogan (radio interview)

Robert Downey Jr.

Victoria Mary Clarke

Shane Macgowan

Joe Perry/ Tommy Henriksen (his Hollywood Vampire friends)

Danny Huston, his co-star in The Professor, said when he met Johnny Depp he "fell in love instantly. There is a short film on the making of The Professor. All of the actors praised Johnny.

being a fan of Johnny Depp is one of the things I‘m most proud of about myself. I never, for once, doubt him. always stood by his side since the beginning of all this shit despite ppl sending me death threats. I will always be there for him. he IS innocent. The fact he’s still so strong and remains so sweet and gentle despite everything he’s been through. He is my hero.

Justice for Johnny Depp

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YES

I just watched that video and I am lost-

Petition to make e-boy mark a new ego. His name will be

TIK TOK

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Naughty Little Meme

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

👅-Would they rather give or receive oral sex? 👠-Do they watch pornography? If so, what kind? 💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss? 😈-Favorite sex position? 👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom? 🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called? 👄-Do they swallow? 👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom? 💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in? 🌶-Most sensitive place on their body? 👑-Daddy kink, yes or no? 💍-Ever had an affair? 🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex? 🍒-When and how did they lose their virginity, if they have?

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The poor little art piece boi though!  His arm got chopped off! D:

Inspired by a recent experience I had with someone stealing my art and cropping out my URL. Dedicated to every artist who has had their art work stolen.

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Here is the tea.

2-D from Gorillaz is my new baby.  He’s baby.  Baby boy.

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send ' 👅 ' for my muses reaction to yours giving them a hickey.

alternatively send ’ 👅+ reverse ’ for my muse to give your muse a hickey.

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Random Character Ideas, Entry 1

(Just a bunch of random character ideas I wanna explore eventually.)

~A young sci-fi character, maybe around twelve years old, who is mute, but she’s an inventor, so she figures out how to make an artificial voicebox that can capture the voices of anyone within radius, so she can mimic anybody.

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The fourth one looks like somebody photoshopped a grown woman’s face onto a five-year-old’s body, what the fuck-

FREE THEM

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More Random Checkmate Headcanons

~He has a Tumblr account, and he spends a lot of his time reblogging fanart of Toby...and himself sometimes, but mostly Toby.  Something he likes to do when he’s bored is look up NSFW fanart of him and Toby, as well as the other pastas.  (Also looking up fanart that portrays Jeff as a sexy anime man.

~He actually really loves to dance, though only does so in private, as it embarrasses him.  

~His favorite movie is Taken.

~He is extremely good at cooking, as his mother taught him how to when he was little.

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Edit:  I have to correct my younger self; there is clearly no truer queen of kid’s indie video games ever crowned than Fran Bow.

Why are kids’ indie video games so creepy these days?

Exhibit A:  Sally Face.

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HatchetHammer Headcanons:  Pet names

Okay, so there are two varieties of pet names for these two, cute generic pet names and bedroom pet names.  

Generic pet names for Austin from Toby:

~baby

~babe

~sweetheart

~baby boy

Generic pet names for Toby from Austin:

~baby

~babe

~Amour.  Austin is fluent in French, and uses a lot of pet names in French on his lover.

Bedroom pet names:

Austin and Toby don’t have very many names they use specifically in the bedroom, though they have at least one each.

~Tiger:  This is Austin’s nickname for Toby, originated when Toby growled at Austin a few times.  Also because Austin misremembered the mascot for Frosted Flakes and thought the tiger’s name was Toby instead of Tony.

~Pretty boy:  When Austin and Toby were first getting to know each other, Toby called him this offhand to flirt, and kept using it thereafter to tease him.

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PSA

I’ve decided, I’m shipping Toby with my main Creepypasta OC, Checkmate/Austin Jarvis.

Their ship name is HatchetHammer.

Expect ship art eventually.

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The Hatchet and the Hammer (Drabble)

“Um...babe?” Toby asked as he glanced down at his lap.

“What?” Austin answered, though it came out more like, “Whhm?” due to him having his face buried in Toby’s legs.

“You okay layin’ there?  You sure you’re not cu-utting off your air supply?”  Austin flipped himself over and flashed the brunette a lazy grin.  

“I’m good.  Just tired.”  Toby turned his attention back to the TV, smiling.  After a moment, he reached a hand down and started playing with the blond’s hair.  

“You can use-use my legs as a pillow all you want, pretty boy~”  Austin sat up after a moment and kissed him, wrapping his arms around his neck.

“Don’t start, tiger.  You might get me a little riled up.”

“Fuck’s sake, get a room, ya damn rabbits,” growled a certain smiley-faced killer, rolling his eyes.  Austin and Toby froze, looked at each other, and burst out laughing, their arms tangled around each other.

“We’re rabbits and proud of it.  Deal with it, Jeff.”