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Roman Elrich
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they/them he/him. I apologize in advance for being a nerd. I'm a little bit obsessed  with potatoes, but there's only so much you can say about potatoes. It's unfortunate, really. Yes, I'm that guy from what-even-is-thiss.
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big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up
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No offense but there’s two farthings in a half penny, two half pennies in a penny, twelve pence in a shilling, and twenty shillings in a pound.
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there are some pretty great opportunities to be a rude little shit in this game
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Unmute !
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This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank
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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures
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General Tullius
Art for The Elder Scrolls: Legends
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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
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Let's clean mama
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*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*
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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7
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All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.
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i only have one shower how many shower heads can i possibly buy
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I mean, if we really wanted comic book movies to be faithful to the source material, rather than spending $100 million on one movie, what you’d do is give $20 million each to five different directors, release all five resulting movies in theatres at the same time, and make sure that each movie’s plot refers to the events of all the other movies’ plots in such a way that whichever of the five movies you watch first will be entirely incomprehensible and every possible viewing order is wrong.
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