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spending all that time on a drawing only to decide its very ugly
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internet pro tip, you can go to ANY internet browser, type in "tiny kitty cat", then click on images. you gotta try it
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guess my favorite rene descartes quote
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Alan Cumming backstage post Cabaret :]
1998 / 2014 (photographed by Amy Arbus)
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Watched Alan Cumming as Emcee. I'm now deranged and delusional about it. Spending every waking moment scouring the Internet for more content. There's a very limited supply. I've been watching the same clips on repeat.
I love him
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I keep watching the 1993 Cabaret Production and getting flustered every time Emcee goes
“Ladies….. and gennelmehn”
Like it just tickles my brain the way he says it idk it just a silly thing I like
#it seriously never gets old#i could listen to him say it all day#that and the way he goes je suis enchente with the little hand thing#and happy to see YOU
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alan cumming as the emcee in cabaret 1993 <3
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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏
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bothered. unmoisterised. unhappy. out of my lane. unfocused. withering
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what
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My favorite part of doctor who ever is when the doctor does their whole “I refuse to kill this villain/monster because of merciful moral reasons” bit and then immediately follows it with “so instead I will trap them alone in a barren hell dimension for all eternity”. It’s like that’s worse, though. do you get why that’s worse.
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