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“Thank you for your consideration,” I say. Then I give a slight bow and walk straight toward the exit without being dismissed.

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Unpopular opinion time.

I know that when I read The Hunger Games all I could think about was seeing Katniss pose for Glamour with a bow and her tits about to fall out.

Yes, Jennifer Lawrence is a sexy woman, but am I the only one who sees the promotion for this film as the real world (albeit watered down) Capitol shallowness?

I mean they’re making Hunger Games nail polish. WHAT? NO! STOP!

I realize this is Hollywood, and they’re just out to make money, but I just wish this franchise hadn’t been so quick to the “sex sells” mentality.

The Hunger Games deserves more than superficial promotion and trying to get girls to buy makeup.

It’s bad enough they’re going to go overboard with the love triangle, because they think that’s all young girls should care about.

Never mind the sociopolitical message of these books, just gush over which ”team” you’re on while you apply your capitol color nail polish. Meh.

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Once and futur king and queen by ~shiquatre

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Outstanding Heterosexual Quinn

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>my face when Americans call chips “french fries” >my face when Americans call crisps “chips” >my face when Americans call lifts “elevators” >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars” >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks” >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer” >my face when Americans call meat water “gravy” >my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables” >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger” >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens” >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs” >my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich” >my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards” >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J” >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator” >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater” >my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift” >my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie” >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex” >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver” >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”  >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb” >my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball” >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake” >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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