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Yeah I guess you can do that.

I believe so, I could just give you my number if you need anything.

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He frowned and then looked at the girl, “But I really want the bed down here.”

“I don’t think Lou is going to bring the bed down here, Stan.” She grinned, taking a seat by the space that was still left on top of the bench.

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How could it be worse?

“I’d say it’s good. Well, it could be worse.”

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Emily: Anywhere in particular?

Stan: Anywhere is fine with me.

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They really are interesting if I’m being honest.

“We’re more interesting than crocodiles on a safari, trust me, I get it.”

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Emily: Hey...

Emily: Fancy going out somewhere? I have the day off and haven't seen you in a while

Stan: Sure why not, I haven't been out in a while.

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Oh please, don’t wear any ugly Christmas sweater.

“Is it acceptable to continue to wear ugly christmas sweaters even after christmas is over?” 

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I happen to like Americans. They’re so fun and exotic.

“When I was out earlier, I heard people with American accents and I rolled my eyes, and just thought Americans, but then I remembered I am from Ohio. I think I’m getting too used to this place. Someone needs to get a burger with me or something. Maybe we can ride a bald eagle while we’re at it.” 

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Ana: So i started thinking

Ana: what if one day, humans evolved to the extent of mind reading

Ana: what then?

Stan: That would make my life so much easier.

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Well, that’s good? I think, I hope.

“That’s my advice. That’s what I do or at least what I try to do.”

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Can’t you get Louis to get the bed down here?

“I don’t think bringing the bed down here would be that easy, Staniel. Gosh, I give up. Do you want me to bring a pillow and a blanket down here?”

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I’ll probably pass out, I mean that’s something I’d do.

If you say so, Stan. Don’t pass out in the elevator, you’ll give a heart attack to whoever gets on after you thinking your dead or something.

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That’s four floors up or something.

Okay, I’ll uh– I’ll just go. If you need anything though… I’m in apartment thirty-two.

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text: stan the man

Sam: I am, I am texting you huh?

Stan: accusing me of hating you?

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— text ; little dick 🍆

Harry: Stan, please, Louis wouldn't give you the time of day. Your dick is too small.

Harry: Stoooooooooop. I love him! So I win!

Harry: I need to win him back over...

Harry: So what, everyone has their own baggage, don't slag yourself. Everyone goes through shit, it's normal, you'll find someone great.

Stan: Please, if I was into boys, he would have totally won me over. And I him. We're a dynamic that can't be ended

Stan: You don't win because I always win :)

Stan: Do you? I don't want him to get hurt again...

Stan: Here's hoping I do.

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— text ; little dick 🍆

Harry: Mhm, whatever you say Stan.

Harry: True.

Harry: I love his face either way. He's fucking beautiful.

Harry: Please Stan, you're a great lover, easy for someone to fall for. You'll find the right girl who will adore the ground you walk on.

Stan: :)

Stan: believe me, if I was into guys you would have not had a chance with him

Stan: I love his eyes Tbfh like love them

Stan: honestly I don't think that'll happen. There's too much baggage I'm going through and no one wants to deal with that stuff