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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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I love it when the same character honorifics are basically used as a barometer for an evolving relationship over the course of a story.

"...Princess" (Derogatory)

"Princess." (You have disproven several of my previous assumptions but I'm still guarded and critical.)

"Princess," (Mildly impressed but still snarky)

"Princess," (I am coming to terms with how much your office has demanded of you and am finally considering you an equal)

"Princess," (I genuinely respect you, your office, and how much you have grown beyond it since we have met.)

"Princess." (Uh oh I've started catching feelings and am now using your title to remind both you and myself of the distance between us.)

"PRINCESS!" (You are in danger and I am now utterly devoted AND DOWN SO BAD.)

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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Smooth Stone Slab

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I'm sorry, but there is no way the other servants don't think Merlin and Arthur are fucking. Merlin constantly insults Arthur in front of his men, shows up late to his job all the time, half-asses it when he is there, and Arthur not only doesn't sack him, he shows clear favoritism toward him. If my coworker did all that I would be like, 'He is fucking our boss for sure, and it's the dicking of the prince's life, because that's the only explanation for why he just puts up with Merlin feeding him rat and constantly undermining his authority on top of not even being good at his job.'

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goading retribution

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Dane Boedigheimer/Boe (The Annoying Orange)

Gender: Transgender non binary (she/they)

Sexuality: Queer

DOB: 28 September 1978 

Ethnicity: White - American

Occupation: Youtuber, voice actor

Note: Has red–green color blindness

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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one thing that is often lost on modern audiences watching the Back to the Future series is that, in 1985, the DeLorean was well known for being a shitty car. The only reason the DMC DeLorean is remembered fondly today is because of BTTF; had the movie never happened, it would’ve been one of those fancy cars lost to time and remembered only by car nerds (trust me, there’s examples of this). Potentially the primary reason for choosing the DeLorean to be the time machine is because of how notoriously bad it was. We even see Marty question Doc’s choice to use a DeLorean, and at the climax of the first movie we see the car fail to start when Marty is lined up to drive towards the wire. The DeLorean was known for being overly heavy, clunky, prone to breaking down, and annoying to maintain.

Basically, what I’m saying is, if Back to the Future was made today, they’d use a Cybertruck.

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Why can't we ever use bullshit bioessentialism for fun things

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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Okay thought about Dora's past/memory loss below read more:

So it is now canon that Dora is drank from the River Lethe in order to forget her past about the box.

How did she do that??? The River Lethe only flows through Elysium. Now we know that shades can get out from Elysium to The Crossroads (Odysseus and the Supportive Shade) so she must have left Elysium too. Which in itself is weird cause why would the woman who caused all evil to exist be in paradise??

Her nametag is 'Listless Shade' as in not assigned aka was not placed into one particular zone of The Underworld. Which would make sense if The Underworld was created by Nyx for *mortals* as in multiple people. Or was Dora the first down there? Was she the first mortal to die?? Seems tragic that the first created is the first to die depending on which myths you follow for her being the first woman/mortal

Was Tartaros the first part of the Underworld to be created? What if it made for Dora as punishment??? There's a lot here that is *not* going to be explained at all 😭

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YOU - TUMBLR

reasoning: if you're following this blog, you're at least interested in faggotry