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Love that #DSU is axing a good majority of two of the most important sects of the humanities, English and art. That says a lot, doesn’t it?

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new film, coming soon

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There's totally not a story that exists for this... *nervously tugs at collar*

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Michael Jackson’s Thriller modded into Dead By Daylight (via Twitter)

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what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

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Everyone towards the end of September.

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has this been done yet?

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“Writing a book is so easy.”

Yes. Writing a book is the easiest thing in the whole world. In fact, let me show you just how easy it is!

Goal: change all this paper into a book.

Eh, not that hard. I mean, you just have to read, right?

Maybe scratch a few notes in the margins as reminders.

Yeah, writing and editing isn’t time consuming or painstaking at all.

In fact, I find it quite relaxing. Good meditation. No stress whatsoever!

I mean, it’s not like writing a book involves any train of thought or decision making, like when to cut scenes, because whatever you write is perfect and there to stay!

I mean, come on, it’s not like I’m going to rewrite the first chapter 51 TIMES to make sure it’s how I want it, right? That’d be crazy.

And no, it’s not like I spent over 3,000 HOURS READING AND REVISING 14 DRAFTS OF THE BOOK to make this book readable.

No sweat, no tears, no blood, and DEFINITELY no coffee stains.

Nope, writing is the easiest job in the world. I don’t see why anyone thinks otherwise. I mean, all we do is scribble words and take a few out, right?

We feel no satisfaction AT ALL when we receive a shipment of the final product for a book signing. *yawn* BOR–ING.

Nope, we don’t get excited at all. It’s just another day in the life.

And the sequels? Bitch, please. That’s child’s play.

You’re right. Writing a book is so easy. It’s not stressful, not exciting, and it’s definitely not worth the reward of holding something that USED TO BE EXCLUSIVELY IN YOUR HEAD AND NOW YOU GET TO SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE WORLD.

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You’re a different person to everyone. You’re the hero, the villain, the sidekick, the unrequited love, and and an “extra” in other people’s life story (source)

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

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I’m so happy Alex Hirsch has finally escaped the Disney censors

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writing a story is just roleplaying with yourself

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My entire college experience in a nutshell

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An underappreciated John Mulaney quote:

“Do my friends actually hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?”

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my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

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Us this chapter was so cute and nothing bad happened:

Koogi:

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Can’t decide what’s most of a personal attack on me: the quote, the Ravenclaw robes, or that the actor is from Dear Evan Hansen