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allegedlygrandmoth · 1 day ago
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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something
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allegedlygrandmoth · 9 days ago
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Chemicals Hit Like A Drug
dick grayson x fem!reader
aka dick takes matters into his own hands
warnings: smut, almost cheating but not quite
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The bar isn’t as busy as you’d expect for a Friday night. There’s by no means any shortage of people, but you were expecting to have to weave in and out of the crowd and spill your drink on at least two people before you made it to your destination.
Rather, when your boyfriend opens the door ahead of you, the level of commotion amongst the regulars isn’t as unbearable as expected. He walks in first, leaving you to hold the door open for yourself. For all his good qualities, chivalry was never one of them.
He makes his way to the bar without any mind for whether or not you’re following, and orders himself one vodka sour. You know he knows your go-to drink, and you wonder if him not ordering it is his way of telling you there will be a separate bill. No, it probably hadn’t even crossed his mind to tell you as much.
You stand shoulder to shoulder at the bar counter as he sips on his drink, scanning around the room.
You clear your throat, “So um, should we split up or stick together?”
He nods blankly, “Yeah, sure.”
His gaze is already caught on a target across the bar, and you know that he neither heard nor cared to hear your words. You similarly don’t have it in you to care that he’s already walking away from you, instead opting to drown your concerns.
With a sigh, you find a seat at the bar and order yourself a drink.
You’re thirty seconds into this and it already doesn’t seem to be worth it. Having a threesome was your bright idea, and yeah, maybe it originated from a place that’s a little self-serving, but you weren’t prepared to have that turned back around on you. Are you just giving him the chance to fuck another girl, no consequences? 
You take a big swig and look down at the remaining contents of the alcohol, swishing the drink around. 
This was really nothing more than a desperate attempt to keep something going but you’re beginning to fear your man isn’t much of a relationship man at all. You don’t have to look across the bar to find where he went, you don’t need to because you already know exactly what he’s doing. And to no one’s surprise, he’s probably doing it without a thought in the world about you.
So now you’re starting to wonder if the whole relationship is worth all the trouble. He’d been charming and funny in the beginning—and he still is—but now you’re seeing all these other parts of him that you weren’t expecting. Maybe calling it quits after such a short time is cruel, but it’s also starting to feel like the only option. 
“You alright?”
A voice breaks you away from your deliberation and has you turning to meet a pleasant surprise.
A man that you couldn’t have dreamed up stands next to you, bourbon in hand, with nothing short of kindness in his eyes.
You stutter, “Oh, I’m—um…yeah. I’m fine.”
He nods, looking around casually.
“You’re not here by yourself, are you?”
“Uh, no. I’m not.” You hear the words as they come out of your mouth and they sound genuinely disappointed.
You can’t be sure exactly how he interprets that but he holds his hand out in front of him.
“I’m Dick,” he tells you.
You take his hand, shaking it, before telling him your own name.
He smiles upon the reveal, holding onto your hand for just a second longer than he needs to.
Truthfully, you never specified whether this threesome was going to involve a girl or a guy, but you’d been hoping that you’ll be able to convince him. That’s why you let yourself entertain a conversation with a very attractive man that you know your boyfriend would be too intimidated by to even consider.
“So who are you here with then?”
You look over your shoulder, quickly finding your boyfriend chatting up a pretty girl in a revealing dress. You point him out just long enough for Dick to see who you mean but not long enough for you to really have to absorb the scene taking place.
Dick peers over your shoulder with a furrowed brow and a frown. “‘S that your friend?” he asks.
“Boyfriend,” you correct with a nod, but your eyes are on the floor.
Dick copies your nod, processing. “You been dating him long?”
You lull your head to the side, looking back up at him. “A little over a month.”
You can see his eyes brighten hearing that.
“Must not be very serious then.”
You work to suppress a smile. “What makes you say that?”
“He left you over here all alone,” he says, looking around. 
Your eyes scan him over quickly, “I’m not alone.”
You glance over at your boyfriend again, and even from where you’re standing, you can tell that he’s not going to get anywhere. His body language is all wrong on multiple levels. “And he’s just…doing something, anyways.”
“Yes he is,” Dick says, following your gaze with a nearly concerned stare. “What…would you call that? What he’s doing.”
“Um…he’s making a friend…”
Dick seems to understand the implication of your words without any help. “Without you?” He looks at you again, smiling knowingly. “Or are you doing the same thing?”
“I…don’t know what I’m doing,” you confess. “I’ve never done this before.”
“I have,” he assures. 
You smile, “I assumed.”
He tilts his head, “Is that an insult or a compliment?”
“Not sure yet.”
He smiles at that, boyish and genuine.
He leans up against the bar, relaxing even more.
“Does he take care of you?” he asks casually.
“Yeah,” you reply, trying to size up where he’s going with this.
The nod of his head mirrors yours. “Yeah? He nice to you?”
“Yeah…”
“Mhm. How’s he nice to you?”
You can feel the blood in your cheeks now. “He kisses me…”
“Yeah? Good. What else?”
Your eyes flicker across his face, trying to will yourself to hold your gaze.
“He fucks me…”
He smiles hearing you murmur the words, “Does he fuck you good?”
You’re not nearly subtle enough, the way your gaze instantly averts and your face gets hot. To make matters worse, he seems to be able to read you like a goddamn book. 
He smiles wider, tilting his head at you. “No? What, not attentive? Bad at head?”
He follows you with a smile as you tilt your head down, trying to avoid eye contact. He lowers his voice, “Not big enough?”
He grants you enough mercy to not have to actually verbalize it, but you get the feeling he knows the answer anyways. All of the above.
He just hums, soaking in your expression. “Was it your idea? To go out and find another guy to bring home?”
You look down at the floor, tongue between your teeth.
“Yeah…You need to get fucked good, don’t you?”
You do. But he has no business being able to tell that about you barely five minutes into this conversation. You take a deep breath, practically steeling yourself for the torture of hearing such blatant, unabashed words.
“You know, I have had threesomes before, and they’re fun but…” He looks at the floor with a soft smile, shaking his head. “Full disclosure, I’m only doing this so I can sleep with you.”
You feel blood rush to your cheeks that makes you automatically look down.
He chases after your gaze, “But you want to know something? I don’t think you want to have a threesome. I think you just need one person to show you a good time.” 
You understand the implication of his words. He’s right, but your morality holds you back from saying so. 
“He’s my boyfriend..”
He nods understandingly, “If you want to do it, I will. But I think I could make you feel even better on my own.”
You look up at him, eyeing his sincerity and measuring the weight of his promise.
“Come on,” he urges gently.
He leans in slightly, causing you to follow suit until you’re nose and nose with each other. Your eyes are practically closed and your inhibition is nearly gone. 
His lips ghost over yours. 
“Break up with him,” he says. “Break up with him so I can take you home.”
”Not exactly an even trade,” you say quietly. 
He tilts his head.
“I’m losing a boyfriend.”
Barely.
“I’ll make it up to you,” he promises.
And that’s more than enough to convince the already convinced.
You pull back from him with a sigh and sit up straight. You plop down from your place on the edge of the barstool, glancing over your shoulder as you turn away. 
“I’ll be right back,” you tell him.
As you approach your boyfriend, the girl he’s with sees you before he does, readjusting her position to let you into the conversation. He, upon seeing you, does no such thing.
Instead, he double takes like he’d forgotten you were even in the bar.
He splutters before introducing you. “...This is my girlfriend…”
This tidbit of information he’d forgotten to mention before you’d come over. You’d guess as much when the girl rolls her eyes and walks away. In return, he looks irked by your intrusion and therefore loss of a goal that he never had any chance of scoring.
You don’t give him the time to ask you what the fuck your problem is before giving him a dry smile. “I think we should break up.”
His face drops suddenly, before altering into something much more akin to anger. 
“Are you fucking serious?”
“Yeah.”
He scowls. “This was your fucking idea. Don’t tell me you’re going and getting all jealous now.”
You nod blankly, not interested in prolonging this. “Okay. Have a good night.”
The last thing you see before turning away is the dumbfounded look on his face. And now that you know you have something better waiting for you, it stings just that much nicer. 
Dick grins at you as you reapproach, clearly having watched that whole thing go down. He follows close with a hand on your backside as a means to help guide you out the door.
He leads you to his car, opening the passenger side door for you—something your ex-boyfriend never bothered doing—and helping you in.
When he’s sitting in the driver’s seat he takes your jaw and pulls you into a kiss. It’s sweet and gentle, but the intensity still has you pulling back and trying to catch your breath.
You catch his endeared smile, before he starts up the car and begins to back out of the parking lot.
You try to calm your body down as you ask, “Are we going to a hotel?”
He shakes his head, “Nah, I live close by.”
He turns to look at you, “Is that alright?”
You don’t need to weigh this out in your head to know the answer. After ten minutes you already trust Dick more than you trusted your ex after six weeks.
“Yeah.”
As promised, the drive back to his apartment doesn’t take long, it only ends up being a couple of blocks away. His right hand stays glued to your thigh throughout the entire drive, squeezing it once before he turns into the parking garage.
Once you’re parked, Dick unbuckles his seatbelt before looking over at you, who hasn’t moved a muscle yet.
He laughs as he takes in your unconfident posture, “Oh baby. It’s alright. Don’t need to be so nervous.”
He pulls you in for one more kiss before getting out of the car. He quickly opens your door for you and helps you out. He holds your hand all the way up to his apartment, stopping every once in a while to kiss you. You can tell he’s being more gentle with you than he maybe usually would, but you’re grateful for it.
As you round the final set of stairs, he nudges you in front of him. “Come ‘ere. It’s just up here.”
He unlocks the door and leads you into a lofty apartment, well-decorated and furnished. Significantly nicer than the studio with a mattress on the floor that your ex called home. You’re not given much time to look around before he’s got you pushed back and pressed against the now closed door.
He takes your face in both hands as he kisses you, getting completely in your space in the most welcome way possible. He leans down over you, pushing you further against the door. The kiss deepens and he slots his thigh in between your legs. He lets you grind a little against him, encouraging you via nips against your lips. But ultimately, he seems to decide that this isn’t enough.
He picks you up by your thighs, never breaking the kiss, and begins walking you towards his bedroom.
He sets you down in the middle of the room, kneeling down as he pulls your panties down. His lips ghost over your thighs in their wake, slipping them down and onto the floor.
You can feel the blood rush to your cheeks as he takes in the sight of your pussy.
“Oh, pretty baby,” he murmurs.
He backs you up to the bed, pulling your dress down as he goes. By the time you get to the bed, you’re completely bare and he’s sitting you on his still-clothed lap.
He spreads your legs over his and gently brushes his fingers across your clit with a feather-light touch.
“Dick,” you whine, not even sure what your goal is. You don’t know if you have it in you to ask him directly for what you want.
“What? You want me to rub your clit for you? Want me to make you come?”
You mewl, ”Please—”
“‘Please’?” He coos. “Of course, pretty girl.”
He reaches down and rubs languid circles against your clit, his touch so light and feathery that it does nothing but leave you wanting more in a way you’re wholly unfamiliar with. 
“You don’t need to beg me,” he continues. “Not tonight anyway.”
He kisses you again with more and more passion as he works your body like he owns it. The way he lets you grind up against his hand and moan into his mouth only encourages you more.
He doesn’t need to keep this up for very long before he has you coming under him, sooner and harder than you ever have before.
And it must show on your face because he tuts as he brushes your hair away from your eyes.
“Aw, honey. Nobody’s been touching you right, have they?”
Your eyes are borderline watering as you shake your head, No.
He lifts you up, off his lap, and sets you back down against the pillows. He pulls his shirt off before tugging his pants down, and repositions himself back over you. He moves down to start kissing at your chest, paying each side some much needed attention before continuing down lower.
He trails his kisses down your stomach and against your inner thighs, just high enough to make you feel a burst of heat every time.
He looks up at you, “Such a pretty girl. Pretty girls should be taken care of.”
Somehow you only just realize where this is going, and you can’t fend off the look of anxiety that flashes across your face.
He clocks your hesitation immediately. 
He frowns, “What’s wrong, beautiful?”
“I—I’ve never had…” you trail off but he understands the sentiment just the same. 
He just tilts his head.
“Really? That’s a shame. We’ll have to fix that, won’t we?”
His sentiment surprises you, but to be completely fair: everything about him has surprised you. This has been a complete 180 from what you’ve been used to, even beyond your most recent ex-boyfriend. You honestly didn’t even know guys like this existed outside of the movies.
Dick kisses your thigh again before looking back up at you, eyes asking for permission.
Not a single thought runs through your head as you nod, only filled with anticipation and lust.
He places a gentle kiss on your clit, before following up with an experimental lick on the same spot. He looks up at you, checking in, and when he’s seemingly satisfied, he goes all in.
He makes out with your pussy like he’s been doing it for years, like he knows your body better than you do. It’s almost embarrassing how fast you fall apart like this, or at least it would be, if you had any energy to spend on thinking. No, right now, all you’re doing is feeling. For once in your life, somebody has been able to do the impossible and get you out of your head.
Your hand instinctually goes to grab at his hair and he fucking moans into your pussy. The surprise of it has you gasping this shocked choke that nearly makes you sit straight up.
You curse, forcing yourself to relax completely against the mattress—a task that is nearly impossible. Still you manage success, if only for the sake of keeping him doing what he’s doing.
He alternates between sucking on your clit and licking you up and down, and the combination has you seeing stars. He continues to lap at you as you’re coming down from your high, keeps going until you’re squirming away from sensitivity.
He relents, kissing his way back up your body and finding your lips again. As you’re making out, he lines himself up at your entrance, taking special care to distract you from the stretch with intentionally placed kisses.
He lets you adjust to the feeling of him being inside of you for a moment, scanning over your face for any signs of pain or discomfort. Finding none, he slowly starts rocking his hips into you. He’s easing you into it, and you’re grateful for it because everything up to this point has been so surreal and intense.
As he starts to move with more intention, you start to realize that you’re in a serious fucking situation. There’s no way in hell you’re going to be able to go back to the way you were living, having experienced getting fucked like you’re about to.
As he really gets going, you find quickly that his strokes are good. He’s fucking you so deep and hitting a spot inside you that you didn’t know existed. You couldn’t help it to moan out when he first hits it, and from that point on he’s a fucking dead eye. He rubs up against your spot after every stroke and doesn’t let up.
“Good girl. Good fucking girl. Taking me so well,” he praises, looking down in between your bodies.
You moan out and one hand grabs at the headboard, the other going for the nape of his neck.
He keeps at this slow and sensual pace, correctly finding it to be exactly what you needed. When you’re in a more coherent state of mind, you’ll have to wonder how he could read you like a goddamn picture book.
“Dick—”you moan, voice nearly breaking.
“No, I know. You need somebody to take care of you good, huh?”
His words in your ear have you squeezing your eyes shut, genuinely whimpering.
He pushes in and out of you over and over again with intensity that rivals any experience ever you’ve had before. Nothing, nothing has gotten you feeling this good before. Not your fingers, not toys, and certainly not your exes. You have half a mind to start wondering if this is your little slice of heaven granted to you by karma. Though no, you don’t think anything amounts to this.
He goes and goes until you’re spasming around him, and even then, he fucks you straight through your orgasm.
“Such a pretty girl,” he tells you as you come, sweeping hair out of your face so he can get an undisturbed view.
He only begins to slow his movements when the shaking in your legs begins to calm and your body relaxes.
He pulls out of you and kisses your shoulder, murmuring a, “Good girl.”
You sit up against your elbows with a furrowed brow, “But you didn’t—“
He huffs out a laugh. “You got somewhere to be? I’m not done with you yet, pretty girl.”
And with that he flips you over onto your stomach and realigns himself with you.
Turns out, asking your boyfriend for a threesome was the best decision of your life.
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🫵 if you don’t reblog fics we are not friends you are not cool and you CANNOT come to my sleepover this weekend 🫵
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allegedlygrandmoth · 14 days ago
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nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me
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allegedlygrandmoth · 15 days ago
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Michael Parenti, "Fascism in a Pinstriped Suit," essay published in Dirty Truths: Reflections on Politics, Media, Ideology, Conspiracy, Ethnic Life and Class Power (1996)
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allegedlygrandmoth · 15 days ago
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'dating rules' are so fucking stupid btw. "don't talk too much about your hyperfixation on a first date, it'll scare them off!!" it'll only scare them off if they're a coward. Someone worthy of my affections will listen to me talk about my goal of visiting every whale exhibit with a life-sized effigy of a whale in it in the world for a solid half-hour and come away from that experience desiring me carnally.
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allegedlygrandmoth · 17 days ago
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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allegedlygrandmoth · 22 days ago
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one of my biggest points of advice to other hobbyist writers, as someone who not only sees this a lot but also has to make a point of catching/fixing this in my own writing: don't EXPLAIN your metaphors, EXPAND them
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allegedlygrandmoth · 25 days ago
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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.
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allegedlygrandmoth · 29 days ago
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pussy limited edition because i’m going to fucking kill myself
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allegedlygrandmoth · 30 days ago
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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that
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allegedlygrandmoth · 1 month ago
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when he goes in to kiss you and you block it by angling your cheek because it’s inappropriate and he places his lips right onto your neck instead oughhhhhhh
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allegedlygrandmoth · 1 month ago
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jack abbot carrying a pocket knife makes so much sense for his character.
he would end up being the only guy at the family christmas to have his pocket knife on him, because who needs a pocket knife at family chirstmas?, and he would spend the entire day helping the kids open their toys that are zip-tied to the box.
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allegedlygrandmoth · 1 month ago
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soft-spoken but bright shy reader who loves day shift. she can hide behind the scenes, take her time with the waiting room patients while letting the other residents duke it out for the more urgent, trauma cases that roll in. her skills aren’t rusty but she just prefers a different approach, still in love with the quickness and urgency of the er but not in the right mind set for the competition and favoritism. but after pitt-fest she really can’t look at day shift the same again. becomes even quieter, even more withdrawn, flinches at every noise and not defending herself when the occasional patient chews her out for taking too long.
it’s not good for you. not sustainable. robby thinks the solution is to give you a change of scenery. asks if you’d want to give night shift a try for a week or two. it’s quieter—though he makes sure to mouth that word instead of actually saying it—and in a twisted way, a little more balanced. it actually calms down eventually, gets into a lull where you can catch up on notes and eat granola bars while the place fills with some snores. you can’t lie, it does sound pretty appealing. so you take a chance and switch with some other resident who grumbles something about finally being able to get some sleep. but you’re not phased. maybe this is what you need.
you know the night shift. you thought you knew them well, but it turns out you just know them regular. you’ve interacted during trade offs, those group bonding activities they really try to push every other month, and throughout little stories during the day, reports of something funny or crazy that happened during the hours of the infamous night shift. but actually being one of them takes you a little by surprise.
shen has a secret drawer of snacks in central. underneath the handle there's a label that says something inconspicuous, and even then, the food is hidden under a stack of papers and a box of pens. your second night he shows you the hiding spot, so you don't have to run to your locker for your protein bar like yesterday. ellis is the one you reminds you not to get sloppy just because it's late. you don't know how she can tell, but your body hasn't really adjusted yet. you got a few hours of sleep but the sun was really bright and the dark grey curtains that had always been sufficiently dark were suddenly not. she's the one who airdrops you the link to proper black-out curtains, standing somewhere across the room when you look up to thank her, giving you a nod.
but you're still deciding if this is really better for you. it's hard to leave the routine you've known for almost two years and expect a decision overnight, even though you do expect it.
at the end of your first week, the curtains have been delivered and you're sleeping a lot more soundly. from seven to ten you handle the overflow from the chairs until it's more or less settled. you're never really going to catch up, but there's more movement some nights than others. you report your orders to ellis, make sure to debrief shen every hour on the status of your beds. the charge nurse tells you who next up and where to take them, and you do, no cherry-picking allowed. it might be a fraction less busy, but it just seems a little more organized, more managable. you might be able to see yourself here for a little longer.
and of course, he doesn't help matters. dr. abbot. shen and ellis and the other handful of residents keep the place running but dr. jack abbot is what keeps all of you running. you knew that robby had told him something about you, something about how you need an eye on you for now, that you're not acting like yourself. you know this because abbot checks in on you no less than once every two hours, more if you're swarmed.
you didn't think he'd be interested in hearing about the allergic reaction in bed eight or the sprained wrist in six, but he does. watches you with that gaze from across the room, observing, noticing. you don't know exactly what, but you hope it's good. he stays a couple steps behind you for some of the first few shifts. when you closes the curtain and move too quickly, you've even bumped into him, not realizing how close he was. you stammer out an apology while his hand is on your shoulder, steadying you from losing any more of your balance.
"doin' okay, kid?" he asks, and you hope the heat on your face isn't as visible to him as it feels to you.
"y-yeah. i'm good. sorry-"
he settles down eventually. then there's the other things.
a hot cup of coffee at nine-thirty, closer to the ending half of one of the bigger rushes. you're getting your bearings, yawning at the screen while you type out some orders. he just sets it in front of you and walks away, doesn't even stay long enough to hear your thank you. (but he does hear it, and walks away from you smiling. not that you could see it.)
tea closer to one in the morning. you could try to get sleep but that's pretty impossible, and you think mostly frowned upon. the day shift doesn't get to sleep, so it'd be unfair if you snuck off for a nap. and besides, the er never really quiets down that much—there's always some car accident or late-night injury while making dessert. the middle of the night is a haven for falls—in the hallway on the way to the bathroom, getting out of the car in the dark, missing a step in a sleepy state.
so tea. energy drinks aren't really your thing, but english breakfast or earl grey has just enough caffeine to get you through to another hot cup of coffee around four or five. but somehow, without you ever telling abbot how you take your coffee and tea, he's figured it out. each cup is always perfect, always exactly what you needed.
the silly girl inside you thinks it's so sweet. your attending is so caring, so attentive to everyone on his night shift. you hear him take over for shen when he's had four or five back to back, interrupting ellis before she takes on another, instructing her to go take five minutes and that he'll deal with it.
and now you're one of them, and you get cups of coffee and tea, gentle encouragement with nods from across the room, asking you questions throughout so you don't feel like you're missing anything from the day shift. he's even gotten you to trend to incoming traumas with him. at first you'd tried what worked during the day—letting the others fight for it, but it's not like that past a certain time. in fact, shen and ellis think you should take all the incoming traumas, get more experience that way.
"incoming," jack says, and you look up at him, and then around to see if you can find who he's talking to. there's no one else but you and the nurses. "with me, kid, let's go."
shit. you follow his lead, not exactly sure how to tell him that this isn't the part of the job that you're perfect at. you're better with patients who are awake and alert, families that want answers, people that need things explained to them with patience.
"you sure you don't want someone else to assist? i'm-i'm not-"
"i want you to assist," he says, handing you a gown and then pulling one on himself. "turn," and you comply immediately. he ties the neck and back for you, and then you tie his. you reach for gloves but he's already pulled ones in your size.
the paramedics roll in, rattling off a long list of things that you try to organize in your mind. the patient is groaning and bloody, shirt ripped in half and mumbling something you can't make out from over the oxygen mask. you realize the last time you'd really been forced to deal with incoming traumas was the day of the shooting, and your mind wanders briefly. what if he liked this shirt? where is his family at? it's two in the morning, they're probably sound asleep, about to wake up to the worst news in the world if you don't get it together and save him.
"hey," you hear jack's voice over the milion other noises in the room. it's grounding. it whips you into shape, answering his questions and ordering scans and drugs and not stopping until his heart is stable and surgery is aware that he's coming.
outside of the trauma room, you rip off the bloody gown and gloves. when you turn to confront jack, he's already right behind you, the two of you almost colliding.
"i'm so sorry. i-i don't know what happens in there, i just, i freeze, and-"
you feel a hand guiding you, hovering over your lower back. so warm that you can almost feel the heat radiating from him. he takes you into a quiet, empty little corner and doesn't start talking until you meet his eyes.
"what you went through, it's not nothing. it's scary for all of us, but especially if it's the first time."
"i've been here two years. it's not the first time. i shouldn't be reacting like this."
"and if this was happening to me, would you tell me that i was overreacting? hm?" the way he asks the question and the way his eyes don't leave yours makes your face feel warm again. "there's nothing wrong with needing to ease yourself back into it. i'm not gonna lose it if you can't answer every question. no one's judging you for needing a minute to get started. but if you don't stop judging yourself, you'll never get better. and i need you to get better, okay? the whole night shift does."
you nod, coming to terms with what he said. and for the first time in a long time, you do feel better. the patient's fine. jack's fine. you're fine.
until one day, he refills your water bottle for you. cold water, a little bit of ice but not too much. the bottle is easter yellow, the brightest thing at the desks at central, and it looks weird in your attending's hands.
"oh," you get out, a little softly. it's two in the morning, and your tea is almost empty, but you might need another cup. you're not alert enough to notice that your bottle even went missing. maybe fifteen minutes ago, you tried to take a sip but it was empty. your eyes flick between the yellow of your bottle and the brown of jack's eyes for a moment, brain not functioning. "thank you."
"no problem," he says, walking away before you can even process what happened. besides you, the nurses try to conceal their laugh. across from you, you see ellis and shen whispering to each other, but you can't put two and two together.
"is everything okay?" you call out to them. they make their way over, leaning against the counter while stretching. when you look next to you again, the nurses are gone.
"yeah," ellis starts. "it's nothing-" you interrupt.
"-what? did i do something-" those little fears creep their way in, starting at the back of your neck, spreading like ice water throughout you. it seems stupid, but you've always been anxious, and sometimes your field helps you stop being anxious, and instead puts you in go-mode. it's what you used to like about the day shift. so much to do, there's not enough time to sit and think about what everyone else is doing and thinking all the time. but night shift is just a smidge different.
"no-"
"really, it's nothing-"
"-it's just that he's never filled my water-"
"-or gotten me coffee-"
"-i don't even think he knows what my water bottle looks like-"
"-and he's definitely never asked me if i drink tea-"
"oh."
oh.
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allegedlygrandmoth · 1 month ago
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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
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allegedlygrandmoth · 2 months ago
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unfortunately i want to make purchases :(
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allegedlygrandmoth · 2 months ago
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There's going to be a conclave to elect a new Pope.
I hope it doesn't-- OH MY GOD
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allegedlygrandmoth · 2 months ago
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I am so much in awe over this that when I finished it I legit had to sit and think
The switching between Matt and Frank, the religious themes, the dynamics, oh my godddddd
This is so beautiful that it feels more like a poem that gets analyzed for thirty years because there’s always something new to discover and I will be thinking about this forever
Thank you so much for posting this 😭😭
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SAME SIN
pairing | frank castle x reader
summary | in your darkest hour, matt doesn't answer the phone. but frank does.
warnings | blood, death, violence, attempted robbery, religious trauma, possible infidelity, matt's lowkey kind of a bitch in this but that's ok, probably deviates from canon at times but fuck it we ball, MDNI 18+
word count | 3.5k
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Blood wept from your fingertips, dripping onto the asphalt.
It had soaked through the man’s shirt. Oozed from the scattered holes in his chest, pooling around his torso. His lungs breathed no air. His eyes didn’t blink, gazing sightless up towards the Heavens. 
Sickness hit in a crushing wave. 
You doubled over, clutching your stomach as bile surged up your throat, burning over your tongue. The gagging continued long after there was nothing left, saliva dribbling from your bottom lip. 
Then there was stillness. 
Not the stillness of calm, or peace. But punishment. Sentencing. The solemn gaze of an all-forgiving Father as he stands before you, stone in-hand.
[To kill is a violation of Faith—] 
{—You or them?} 
The gun had still been smoking when it’d clattered at your feet. 
Regret felt like a wet blanket on your shoulders, suffocating in its weight. You couldn’t stand it.
Couldn’t stand.
Asphalt dug into your knees, crumpling at the man's side. Your hands had been shaking as you grabbed his wrist, searching for a pulse, praying for it in the way a sinner prays for absolution.
You found none. 
No pulse. No absolution. 
Still, you tried. Locked your fingers over his chest—pressing and pressing, trying and trying. Until thick ribs cracked and caved, until your palms were drenched in warmth and death and–
Rain. 
It was raining. 
Little drops, softly pattering all throughout the alleyway. You watched, dazed, as they slid down the lit-up screen in your hands. 
You didn’t remember pulling out your phone, but you remembered making the call. 
Calls. 
In the Bible, the number seven is considered sacred. Symbolic of divine oaths and promises, of perfection in the purest, most angelic sense. 
Seven times you called the Devil. 
Seven times he didn’t answer. 
You tilted your head back. The rain fell faster, cool drops steady rolling down your cheeks. The sky was a yawning, starless expanse. In the past, you’d always said that’s why you hated the city. The lack of stars—veiled by pollution and human selfishness, replaced by a twinkling skyline made of artificial hope. 
But tonight was different. Tonight, you were glad for their absence. 
At least the stars hadn’t seen what you’d done. 
Blood smeared across the phone screen as you dialed your eighth call. A different tone than before; a number not saved but remembered. 
A number you’d promised Matt you’d never call again. 
{In case you ever need it—} 
[—I don’t trust him.] 
What is trust? 
Once, it felt like the comfort of sunlight pouring through stained glass windows. Sitting amidst the oaken pews with a man at your side—a soft man dressed in a sharp suit, his glasses tinted red and his heart pure gold. 
Now, trust felt like the relief of a call that rang only once. Of cold fear melting into the gruff warmth of another’s voice, heavy with concern as they answered: “You alright?” 
You almost laughed. 
No. Of course not—because why would you call Frank Castle if you were anything other than desperate? 
“Are you busy?” you asked, awkward and hesitant. 
In hindsight, the question felt stupid. There was a body lying in front of you, and certainly no amount of busyness took precedence over that. But then, Matt must’ve been busy. Playing dutiful layer or God’s lone soldier. That’s why he hadn’t answered. 
Unless… 
[Elektra’s just a friend—] 
{—That what we are?} 
On the other end of the line, Frank urged, “C’mon now, doll, you gotta answer me, alright?” Had he asked something? You hadn’t noticed. “Where’re you at?” 
“An alley.” 
A rough, humorless chuckle. “Little more specific, sweetheart.” 
Five blocks from Matt’s apartment, you thought. 
“Off West 51st,” you said. 
“Don’t move.” There was the sound of a door slamming, of boots pounding down a flight of stairs. “I’m on my way.” 
Panic thrashed in your veins, anticipating the sharp click of a call gone dead. “Wait!” A cry, a plea—but for what? You had no clue what to say next. 
You hadn’t told him about the man, or the gun, or the sin. 
And Frank hadn’t asked. You knew this was because the Why? for your call hadn’t mattered to him. 
Only that you had. 
{You call, I come—} 
[—Frank Castle is a murderer.] 
Your eyes squeezed shut. You went to rub them, then remembered the blood dripping from your hands. 
So am I, you thought. So am I. 
Frank said your name. Once, twice. 
Quietly, you asked, “Will you stay on the phone?” 
The sound of another door pushing open, a great whoosh! of air as the city unfolded around him: sirens screaming, traffic blaring. With your eyes closed, you could almost see—shoving from his apartment building, marching down darkened sidewalks with a determined clench in his jaw. 
It wasn’t a man coming to save you, nor a vigilante. 
It was a soldier. 
After drawing in a breath, Frank uttered, “‘Course.” 
Time dragged. 
Hell’s Kitchen droned around you. Occasionally, Frank would ask: You good? to which you replied: How far are you? At some point, you drifted further from the man’s body. Ended up sitting on the ground, your back pressed to a brick wall. 
Your emotions were still fuzzy, as dull as the blunt edge of a knife. But your nerves… those were razor sharp. 
You watched both ends of the alleyway. Vigilant, afraid. Your muscles tensed whenever a car door shut too loud, whenever a stranger passed beneath the distant, buzzing streetlights. 
What if someone noticed? 
Gunshots weren’t such a strange thing in the Kitchen. The Devil couldn’t be everywhere at once, and the cops were either too busy or too lazy to investigate every bang! in the night. 
But if someone noticed you like this—curled on the ground, a dead man at your feet and violent red on your skin… 
He started it, you reminded yourself. Self-defense is absolvable. 
[To a judge? Or to God?—] 
God doesn’t matter. 
[—Why didn’t you call 9-1-1?] 
Why didn’t you answer? 
Your grip tightened around the phone. “How far now?” 
“Check your nine.” In the second it took for you to envision a clock, Frank had already amended, “Left, sweetheart.” There was the barest hint of a smile in his voice. “Look left.” 
You did. 
Frank was little more than a formless figure approaching. He was dressed in all black, his hood up against the rain. You couldn’t see his face, but you didn’t need to. His presence was enough to ease the frantic beat of your pulse. 
When he was close enough to hear, you hung up the phone. Wiped your nose on your sleeve and sniffed, “Took you long enough.” 
Cool and calculating—two descriptors that fit Frank best as he scanned the scene. He took note of the discarded gun, the puddle of watered down blood, the man with three bullets in his chest. 
You were the last thing he noted, and the only one to put a crack in his stern exterior. 
“Smart enough to practice law,” Frank lightly joked, “but not to read a goddamn clock, huh?” 
A laugh sputtered past your lips, melding into a broken sob. 
“Paralegals don’t practice,” you argued, ignoring the tears wetting your cheeks. “And I can read a clock just fine, asshole.” 
There was a softness to his face, one brow raising. “Yeah?” 
“Yeah.” So long as it’s in front of you, and you’re telling time and not direction. 
Frank hummed, his knees popping as he crouched down beside you. “Well I ain’t got a watch,” he said, “so I guess I’ll have to take your word for it.” 
Another weak laugh faded into quiet. 
Then, more hesitant than you’d ever heard him before, Frank asked, “You wanna tell me what happened?” 
Something about the way he said it struck you as odd. Like it was a choice—that you didn’t have to explain. If you wanted, the secrets of tonight could remain just that: Secrets, known only by you and a man who had no voice to share them. 
[Do you remember Psalm 80:9?—] 
Even secret sins are exposed in His light. 
{—How do you deal with it? All Red’s Catholic bullshit?} 
By believing in it. 
Frank took your silence for an answer. Shifted as if he might reach out, offer comfort. Instead, his fingers curled into loose fists. 
“How ‘bout you go wait around the corner,” he offered, “and let me take care of all this?” 
You weren’t sure what Frank’s version of ‘taking care of this’ entailed, but you knew you were comfortable with never finding out. 
Frank followed suit as you pushed off the ground. His movements were precise and easy, while yours were graceless and weighted. Standing, the world seemed to shift beneath your feet. Your mind was still hazy, your bones tired. 
Existence had become an arduous task. 
“When you’re… done,” you managed, your arms curled tight around your waist, “what then?” 
You didn’t want to go home—or to Matt’s. 
You didn’t want to feel alone. 
As if he understood this, Frank simply answered, “I’ll take you back to my place. Get you cleaned up, let you rest awhile.” His head tilted slightly. “You like pizza?” 
The world was ending. 
And yet here stood Frank—no Bible quotes or Hail Mary’s, no judgement for the sin you’d committed or the mess he had to clean. He offered only calm, only patience—and pizza of all things. 
[What do you see in him?—] 
{—Let me take care of all this.} 
You nodded. 
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Frank’s apartment was bleak. 
One room total—unless you counted the cramped shoebox of a bathroom, which you did not. The front door opened into a shoddy kitchenette, connected to a living room that clearly doubled as his bedroom. 
He owned minimal furnishings. There was a lumpy couch, a small table with one chair, an old doormat that read Stay Awhile! except the Awhile had been all but completely rubbed off. You assumed that’s why it was inside instead of out—because even indirectly, Frank Castle wasn’t the type to ask anyone to Stay. 
Behind you, Frank grunted as he kicked his boots off onto the mat. You wondered if you should do the same, but didn’t. 
It felt strange to be in Frank’s apartment. Not because it made you uncomfortable, but because it didn’t. You felt fine. Still shaken, still a little sick—but safe. 
Would Matt be able to tell? Would he smell the gunpowder and Old Spice clinging to your skin and know that you’d been with Frank? 
That’s how you knew when he’d been with Elektra. You didn’t need super senses to smell her perfume—a heady mix of cloves and something citrus, lingering on his shirts as plain as if it were lipstick on the collar. 
Unthinking, you said, “You should get a bird.” 
Frank chuckled. “Yeah? And why’s that?” 
You weren’t sure. It was just the first thing that had come to mind, a means of evicting Elektra from your thoughts. 
“It could liven the place up,” you suggested. Though, after taking another glance around, you realized that might be asking too much of one little bird. 
He’d need a flock. 
Frank slipped past you, warmth crawling up your spine at the slight brush of his hand against your back. You told yourself it was unintentional—no more intimate than someone scooting past you in a crowded bar or a grocery store aisle. 
Still, the warmth lingered. 
“Don’t think I’m much of a bird guy,” Frank admitted from the kitchenette. Then, nodding towards the couch, he added, “Sit.” 
You drifted that way and sank into the cushions. The springs were practically nonexistent, and the brown leather peeled like a bad sunburn—impossible not to pick at. 
“What kind of guy are you, then?” you asked, more interested in a distraction than his answer. 
Frank dug around in the cabinets, grabbed a plastic mixing bowl, and went to the sink. “I like dogs,” he told you, loud enough to be heard over the running water filling the bowl. 
You pretended not to hear him anyway. 
After starting at Nelson & Murdock, you’d planned to get a dog. It seemed like the right time. You had your own place, your own income—and you knew Foggy would love having something cute and furry around the office. But then you got closer to Matt, and the dream died before it ever began. 
Dogs were too much for Matt. Too many smells, too many sounds, too many textures. Back then, you’d thought it was a reasonable sacrifice. No dog in exchange for an incredible boyfriend. 
You knew better now. 
You should’ve picked the dog. 
Dragging the lone chair from the table, Frank settled in front of you with the bowl of steaming water and a thin cloth. His eyes went straight to your hand. You assumed it was because of the dried blood until he said, “You’re fucking up my couch.” 
You stopped picking, dusting the flakes of leather onto the floor. “It was already fucked,” you defended. 
“So you gotta make it worse?” 
You fixed him with a blank stare. “Nothing could make this couch worse.” Short of setting it on fire, that is. 
“That how we’re gonna play this?” Frank looked like he was holding in a laugh. “I let you in, offer you food—and you pay me back by talkin’ shit about my couch?” 
“It’s not just the couch,” you stated plainly. “It’s the whole apartment.” 
It reminded you of prison—a place that you, Foggy, and Matt had worked hard to keep Frank out of. Even if the trial hadn’t gone as expected, you hated the idea that all that fight had been for this: A peeling couch, a faded doormat, a lonely little chair. 
Frank deserved better than that. 
[Have you forgotten?—] 
[Castle was charged with 37 counts of murder] 
[—Why are you so attached to this case?] 
With the bowl balanced on top of his legs, Frank dipped the cloth in and wrung it out as he joked, “Guess I need that bird.” 
Your lips twitched. Not quite a smile, but close. 
“Guess so.” 
Frank held out an open palm. Without thinking, you laid your hand against his. 
The water was too hot. Not quite burning, but still uncomfortable as he pressed the cloth to your wrist. But you didn’t flinch, utterly motionless as he wiped in slow, circular motions. 
His touch was far lighter than you’d imagined. 
Not that you ever had imagined it. 
As the cloth moved down to your fingers, Frank’s focus grew more intent. He was meticulous in cleaning every line of your knuckles, the dried blood caked under your nails. 
Only when the water in the bowl had turned the color of rust, the cloth stained and your skin spotless, did Frank trade one of your hands for the other. 
Only then did you confess. 
“He had a knife.” 
Half a second—that’s how long Frank’s movements faltered before he kept on cleaning. You were thankful he didn’t try to look you in the eye. That he didn’t have to for you to know he was listening. 
“Foggy has a deposition in the morning,” you continued shakily. “He always forgets to print his motion, so I stopped by the office to do it for him and… I don’t know. On the way back home, I could just feel it, you know? That someone was there. That they were following me.” 
An understanding nod as Frank moved the cloth to your index finger. 
“I know it’s stupid,” you told him. “But I thought if I cut through the alley, got closer to Matt’s, then–” 
He’d hear it, if the worst happened. The Devil would come. Your boyfriend—if you could even still call him that—would save you. 
But that had been a stupid, childish thought. 
“I figured I could lose him,” you said instead. “That I could turn the corner and just run in circles until he gave up. But he was fast. I wasn’t even halfway down the alley when he ran up behind me, when grabbed my shoulder and–” 
Your breath caught. Frank’s touch moved slower, gentler—a feat you wouldn’t have thought possible. His eyes caught yours in a concerned glance. Only then did you remember how to breathe. 
“It was just a knife, Frank. A knife—and I pulled out a gun!” A short, hollow laugh. “I should have let him rob me,” you rationalized. “At least a wallet can be replaced. But him, his life–” 
Frank cut you off. “How do you know?” 
Your brows furrowed in answer. 
His hand went still against yours, holding the cloth wrapped around your ring finger. “That that’s all he wanted,” Frank gruffly clarified. “To rob you.” 
“I don’t, but–” 
“You remember what I told you? When I taught you how to shoot?” 
{You or them?—}
Frustrated, you insisted, “It’s not that easy, Frank. It’s not my choice!” 
[—It’s up to God, who lives and who dies.] 
Frank shook his head. “That’s the Catholic in you,” he argued. 
“I’m not Catholic,” you snapped, low but harsh. Frank looked confused, and you fought to keep the shame from your voice as you muttered, “Not anymore.” 
Religion, you’ve learned, is a funny sort of thing. Even when you stop believing, it never truly goes away. God becomes a ghost under your skin, a divine haunting that borders on insanity. You will always think in terms of Sinners and Saints. You will always know that no amount of repentance will ever mold your soul into something more like the latter. 
Frank wasn’t the type to pry any further. 
Instead, he adjusted your hand. Carefully dragged the cloth along the curve of your fingernail. The water had cooled, now too cold where it was once too hot. 
“It doesn’t matter what he was going to do,” you decided. “It only matters that I killed him.” 
This time, it was Frank’s breath that hitched. 
“No you didn’t,” he said, and you had never heard someone tell a lie so matter-of-fact. 
“I did–” 
He looked up. A muscle feathered in his jaw, and when he spoke, it was with the steely resolve of a Marine.  
“No. I did.” 
You blinked at him. 
“I gave you that gun,” he continued. “Gave you that goddamn advice, too. That no matter what, you always gotta pick you. And see, I don’t regret that shit either because all that? It kept you alive. Kept you breathing. And if some no-good prick’s gotta so you get to live? Fine. Good.” 
You couldn’t speak. Couldn’t do anything but stare at him. 
“But if someone’s gotta bear the weight of that guy’s miserable life,” Frank told you, “then let it be me, alright?” His gaze fell, lingering on your lips a moment too long before he uttered, “‘Cause I ain’t gonna let it be you.” 
[You care about him—]
[—Don’t you?] 
Do you care about her? 
[Elektra’s just a friend—] 
… 
[—Can you say the same about Frank?] 
You studied the man before you. 
Frank Castle. The Punisher. 
The one you shouldn’t call, shouldn’t trust. A murderer and a felon, a crack in your already crumbling relationship. Someone you tried to stay away from, tried to forget. 
A number not saved, but remembered. 
No, you thought, and wondered if Matt already knew. I can’t. 
Swallowing, you looked down at your joined hands. The blood was almost all gone now, washed away by someone far more damned than you. 
“Okay,” you said. There was no need to say anything else, no need to keep bearing the crushing weight of your newly acquired sin—not when God was a ghost and the Devil had abandoned you, not when a Soldier was so willing to bear it for you. 
“You know,” you said, deftly changing the subject, “my brain’s a little hazy, but I’m pretty sure you promised me pizza.” 
Frank fought the subtle curve of his lips. “Did I?” 
You nodded, and he chuckled. 
“Fine–” he refocused, back to cleaning off the last of the blood–“but you’re placin’ the order.” 
You mocked him, Fine!, while sliding your phone from your pocket. The screen lit up with two missed calls and one text. 
Matthew: Sorry, got caught up with something. Everything OK? 
Your thumb hovered over the message. 
In the Bible, the number eight is symbolic of many things. Resurrection is one of them; something dead brought back into eternal life. Once, you would’ve seen Matt’s text—a string of eight words—and wondered if that meant something. If maybe there was something left of your love to be resurrected. 
Now, you stole a glance at Frank—your eighth call—and thought of new beginnings. Of choosing your own path. 
You cleared Matt’s message. 
Tapped on the Safari icon and asked, “Do you want somewhere specific?” 
“Ever been to Lombardi’s?” suggested Frank. 
You shook your head. “Is it good?” 
Frank cut you a look. “‘Course it’s good. But knowin’ you, you’ll probably shit talk it the same way you did my couch.” 
A smile tugged at your lips. “Keep it up,” you teased, already typing the restaurant into the search, “and your only company’s gonna be the couch and the bird.” 
He chuckled. “I ain’t gettin’ a bird.” 
You'd just pressed the phone to your ear, already listening to it ring when you built up the nerve to ask, "What about a dog?"
Frank set the cloth in the bowl. Gave your hand a gentle squeeze. 
“Maybe a dog.”
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a/n - this has been sitting in my drafts literally since january. i can't decide if i like it or hate it, but i've gotten into too much of a habit of writing, overthinking, and then never posting---so, here it is! thank you to anyone who takes the time to read it <3
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