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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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you have to admit there are some joys in life that can only be felt due to hardship. a common example is steaming hot showers. it takes a cold day, or a sickness, for someone to experience the joy of a hot shower. you can’t enjoy it in the heat. then there’s the joy of a fulfilling sleep, often achieved through a tiring day. and there’s the joy of a reunion, achieved through separation. and there are many more examples. sometimes difficulty carries a special range of joys and that’s something to be thankful about.

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AU where things are more or less the same EXCEPT THEY ARE IN SPACE and titans are a kinda unknown thing treated like aliens and they have laser blades and hover around in space on their cool boots. THey’d still have gas things to propel them around but I guess they won’t need their metal ropes so replace that with an oxygen tank maybe?? I tried to keep their uniforms similar-ish but brown really didn’t work SOOOOO

Maria/rose/sina could be like spaceships with the remaining humans IDK I obviouslly haven’t thought this out I just wanted to draw glowy things yes omg imagine titans floating around in space that’d be so funny 

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

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has anyone done this yet

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Sorry Malfoy you only get one hair style forever

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Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

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TL4J in the ot would probably go down pretty differently from the normal ot. Namely, Ahsoka would probably figure out that Luke and Leia are siblings and that they're Anakin and Padmé's kids in, like, 0.5 seconds. And it's fairly likely she'd spill the whole “your dad is Darth Vader” thing pretty quickly, unlike Obi-Wan “from a certain point of view I'm not a huge liar” Kenobi!

OT au ahsoka's dealing with SO MUCH STUFF that her dead friends left for her lol

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