my life is torn, my bones they bleed!!! my metaphors fall short in the end!!!!! your flesh and bone welcome me in!!!! welcome me in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Everything in the world should have a space to put a keychain on. Everything. Anything. especially stationery objects, so the keychains will never get hurt.
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my friends have a cat who self identifies as a "boy" and uses he/him pronouns
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JIMMYYYY HAVE SOME TREATS! (hands handful of treats)
nom nom nom
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dad is trying to explain why he cant have a second breakfast 5 mins after he finished his breakfast
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.
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funniest tumblr experience is waking up to 20+ notifications all from ONE person who has obviously just found my account and they then proceed to like and reblog my last dozen or so posts which is then followed by a mysterious anonymous ask. brother who are you trying to fool
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yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal
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yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal
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T-shirt that reads I STRUGGLE TO INTERACT WITH OTHERS
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yknow what??
pets you
pets you
pets you
pets you
pets you
enjoy the rest of your scroll
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well, the unfortunate truth of the matter is described thusly: i don't wannaaaaaaa
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A hill i will die standing on is that picky eaters deserve respect and accommodation and to eat food they enjoy too. Sensory issues, disliked flavors, allergies, intolerances, cultural differences, religious restrictions, moral or political choices, they all deserve to be given consideration if you know you're gonna be cooking for them and to not be excluded from the fundamental right to food & access to the many important social bonding acitivities centered around food
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hi flight guides new daily quest has destroyed me emotionally and i wanted to inform the #1 flight guide enjoyer in case you were gonna miss it
oh believe me i was told about it before reset
AND YOURE RIGHT THAT QUEST MADE ME SO EMO I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS and i will now subject you my dear anon to my ramblings
i know tgc wouldn't pull all the stops for one measly daily quest, so while i hoped to see flight guide's reaction to the scattered light jars, entering the temple to this alone made me sad
shoutout flight guide for lighting the candles for us (ft. @bugeaterbeaver)
^^^^if you haven't played the quest yet, please do so if you can!
i can't lie i genuinely thought that we get to see a special cutscene in the elder limbo but alas we do not. it makes sense given that often times, spirit questgivers/guides especially do not ascend
thatskygame actually suggested to have skippable cutscenes off and i did that the second time playing on my main account! i definitely recommend it for the full experience
for one, this is a beautiful scene. genuinely. i never imagined tgc would actually incorporate the "Former apprentice of Daylight Prairie Elder" into the game, and i'm glad they did! it's not only great for longtime flight enjoyers, but also great for players like me who are either new to the game, or don't keep up with official sky social media or both!
while reviewing my recording, i did notice something cute
one, the butterfly travels from Day's head to flight guide's hand
two, the butterfly that flight guide manages to hold glows brighter than the others. while i understand this is a game/visual design choice, it's fun to interpret this as the prairie elder's way of showing how they acknowledge flight guide's presence and make it known to flight guide themself that they are seen, that they (Day) are out there somewhere, even if they can't meet each other face to face
also their hand difference!!! isn't that cute?? i'm glad i got to replay this quest without skipping the elder cutscene otherwise i wouldn't have noticed this haha
some bonus screenshots + another glowing flight guide to my collection <3
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I saw this picture on pinterest, and it made me think of them.


The original:

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