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capricarnival said: BeCaUsE iT rEd Be SeLf ToO.

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no you polkadotted circus jamboree its cause the tomato saww the salad dressin howw could you be that stupid

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alright but let me ask this certain question to anyone i dont givve a shit wwho wwants to answwer just wwhatevver fuckin answwer it

wwhy did the tomato blush

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i wwould say somethin about it bein march but

yeah

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misconception: eridan is a buckethumping whore that would die to get some.

Send me a misconception you think people have about my character & I’ll explain if it’s true or not.

ooc;; {{ it isn’t true, friend.  i don’t see how people over-exaggerate the fact that he was lonely during the game of     sgrub, or the part when feferi broke off the moirallegiance between her and eridan. yes, he was upset that it was broken off. it doesn’t diminish who he is as a character all together.            yes, we all must admit he was lonely due to the fact that he was            literally ignored during the span of sgrub, but please don’t             exaggerate to the absolute maximum! plus, trolls would be          totally terrified of buckets. 

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Send me a misconception you think people have about my character & I'll explain if it's true or not.

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yeah but really it depends on the question but go right ahead

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i have an incredibly important question

are you prepared to answer it?

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♣ (from that meme thing)

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[TEXT] ara 

[TEXT] hey arrrrraa 

[TEXT] g od fuckni dammit ara ANSWWER

[TEXT] just answwer this queeestion alirght 

[TEXT] wwwwwhat if pants could wwallkk by the msellvves

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is it abnormal to havve an extreme fondness of a fictional robot that enjoys using neurotoxins to murder people and is the mainframe of a wwhole fuckin facility because i dont evven knoww wwhat to believve anymore

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i’m listening to night vale but still end up doodling THIS asshole

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Send me a " [===};;;;;;;> " and my character will react to yours stabbing them in the back!

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cletru2tmeiimanengiineer:

allevviate started following you

2up ed alt

iim 2ol but you can probably gue22 from the quiirk 

thank2 for the follow

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it wwasnt too hard to guess for your information 

and for followwin it aint a problem 

wwhats been goin on in your probably fucked up (or evven entirely useless) timeline and or day

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FUCK sentence starters

"Fuck off." "Fuck this." "Fuck that." "Fuck me." "Fuck you." "Fuck everything." "Let’s fuck." "Fucking hell." "Fuck."

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allevviate the situation of tryin to calm dowwn my homicidal tendencies but wwe all knoww its fuckin wworthless cause the sevverity of those tendencies are just too powwerful to be calmed

you see wwhat i mean

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Alleviate what?

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Mun VS. Muse

(Bold what applies.)

ｂａｓｉｃｓ:

WHO OF YOU IS:

Older? muse/mun Taller? muse/mun Richer? muse/mun Neater? muse/mun Nicer? muse/mun Smarter? muse/mun Funnier? muse/mun

ａｄｖａｎｃｅｄ:

Who is a better friend? muse/mun Who lies the most? muse/mun Who swears the most? muse/mun Who reads more? muse/mun Who is more creative? muse/mun Who is more troubled? muse/mun Who has better morals? muse/mun

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does anyone want to talk about how fucking STRONG Eridan’s legs are?

seriously look at that bitch

NO FUCKING ARMS, AND THE BLOWBACK ON THAT MOTHERGLUBBER IS CLEARLY A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH

HOW GODDAMN BADASS IS THAT

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