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[alley-catz-vs-daybreakers]

Alley Catz VS DayBreakers: 1st DRB

Kosuke’s legs were shaking and he felt like he was breathing through a tight straw. Fumbling with his free hand, he moved to take out his inhaler.

Not here, please not here.

He knew for a fact that his parents would be watching, and if he fainted they would for sure use it to drag him back into their grasp. Of course, his body wouldn’t listen, and Kosuke fell onto the ground, completely disoriented and struggling to breathe.

“WINNER ALLEY CATZ!”

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The roaring of the crowd and the robotic PA system sent a pounding sensation through her ears. It hurt. Her chest, her eyes, her head, her heart. She hurt Kosuke, victory was no excuse.

“Hiroshi. . . . Seiichi. . .” Emiko’s voiced strained. She was exhausted.

Hiroshi and Seiichi lay behind her, their bodies unmoving and their eyes closed. The knights may have fallen but the Queen was still left standing.

But she just wanted this stupid game to be over. She wanted to collapse onto the floor with Kosuke and her friends. And just rest. To lay down and rest her head. With her brother.

Her vision wavered before her legs gave out.

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Emiko’s eyes jolted awake against the bright light of the ceiling. Slowly she sat up and tried rubbing away the sleep with her tiny hands.

It took a moment but she started to recall the events before: the battle, the harsh words exchanged, the crowd’s cheers. After—

“Guys!” She cried as she leaped out of the white covers. She was in a hospital bed, but the room was vacant and empty, save for a lone coffee table and some empty juice boxes thrown in the trash bin. She was still in her normal clothes, but her body felt uncomfortable. Her head was so woozy she had to sit back down.

“You’re up!!” “You’re awake!”

She let out a high pitched squeal as Seiichi tackled her into a big hug. It was new coming from the kid but she could get used to it, she thought as she cuddled him closer. “Seiichi be careful! She just got up.” Hiroshi scolded. They were wearing their usual clothes too but Hiroshi’s hat was missing.

Emiko giggled, “No that’s ok! I’m just glad you guys are alright.” Hiroshi took a spot on the other side of the bed and tucked strands of hair behind her ear.

“You didn’t have too many physical injuries so you were moved to somewhere more quiet.” Hiroshi explained. Emiko nodded as Seiichi handed her a bottle of water from downstairs. “So what happened out there?” She asked. In all honesty, she was too tired to think, both then and now.

“We won!” Seiichi cheered, slinging an arm around her neck. “We won we won! It was amazing! You totally trashed ‘em!” Emiko could practically see the stars in his eyes as her friend had been replaced by a giddy child.

“We did. . .Oh my gosh!!” She jumped into Seiichi’s arms and hugged him back, before he picked her up bridal style and spun her around. “We won! Yaaaaaaay!!” She beamed as Hiroshi chuckled at the teenagers.

“We should watch it! Let’s go back to the room and watch! Right now!” Seiichi said, but Emiko squirmed as a sign to put her down before quickly grabbing her boots.

“Hold on a sec Seiichi! There’s something I want to do first.” She’s sure the footage was incredible, and to be honest she was excited to see herself and her team in action. Showing the world her style, was a dream come true. But first things first.

“I’m going to see Kosuke.” Her response surprised the others but she simply smiled.

“He’s not just my enemy. He’s my friend.”

“Well at least let us escort you.”

“Yea, you got knocked out so it’s the least we can do—”

“No way! I don’t need you guys starting another fight!”

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I need a coffee

That was the first thought that ran through Natsuki’s throbbing head. Certainly not his proudest moment, as he sat up on the infirmary bed, only to be met with Haruto’s very depressed looking face. Natsuki could only nod and shake his head as he looked away.

“So we lost huh?”

“. . . Yeah.”

There was a heavy silence in the air as the two allowed themselves to process the whole situation. Natsuki eventually heaved himself out of the bed.

“Kosuke?”

“Ko-chan’s in another room.” Right, Kosuke had asthma, and so the physical exertion of a rap battle was bound to harm him more than anyone else.

“. . . You wanna watch the thing? I kinda wanna see how badly we lost.”

“Fine, but you’re gonna feel shitty if it’s any extreme.” On one hand, if one lost by a long shot, it would be like they never stood a chance. On the other, if they lost by a hair, then it was just pitiful. Natsuki hated both, but he was willing to watch.

He was surprisingly okay with the close margin, contrary to his beliefs, but could recognize that Haruto, and more importantly, Kosuke, carried the team, whilst he was more like dead weight. Nevermind, he felt pretty terrible watching the video.

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Kosuke was awake. . . but his eyes were closed. Because he knew exactly who was next to him, he could just hear the silent breathing of his mother sitting by the bed. Minutes later, he knew he couldn’t just wait out the storm. He sighed and opened his eyes, meeting his mother’s expectedly disappointed eyes.

“Come. Let’s go.” She said, taking a hold of his wrist. Kosuke felt a pang of something in his chest as he allowed for himself to be led away. 

Trapped. I feel trapped.

Beneath the primary voice in his head, there was one that yelled at him to try and break away again. Break his chains for the fourth time. Telling him to stop being a scared little kid again. And so he broke away and started to walk away briskly.

“Kosuke! What are you doing?!” He picked up his pace, knowing he would probably break down if he turned around. So he said only two simple words.

“Going back.” 

Managing to walk back and close the door behind him, Kosuke curled up and covered his ears to block out his mother’s shouts to let her in. The vibrations he felt from her knocking on the door eventually faded and he opened his eyes. When he figured that his mother had left, he allowed himself to calm down a bit, his heart racing almost as much as it did during the Rap Battle.

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The sound of her pink boots clicking echoed through the empty halls as Emiko raced from door to door.

Instead of asking for directions like she had planned, the lobby was full of adoring fans waiting in the aftermath of the third battle. So she had to squeeze her way through crowd before making off somewhere else.

She didn’t know if each team was in a separate part of the building, so she just took a lucky guess and hoped she turned the right way. Knocking on each door only to be met with silence or a surprised guest. Not her best strategy but it was better than nothing.

All she could think about now was her friend. If he was alright and how badly she’d hurt him—

“OOF!”

“OH!”

Emiko stepped back and tripped on her heel, falling on her butt as she collided with another person.

“Oh! I didn’t see you. Are you alright?” The woman asked, reaching out her hand. She had an elegant voice laced in concern, but the look in her eyes revealed she was irritated.

“I’m ok, and I’m really sorry ma’am!” Emiko squeaked as the woman pulled her up. She quickly bowed, how embarrassing. The woman simply smiled and adjusted her glasses, “No that’s alright. We were both in a hurry.”

“Right thank you. Oh! Ma’am I have a question!” Emiko asked, raising her hand as if she were in a classroom again. “Do you know if there’s an infirmary around here? I’m looking for the DayBreakers. Akihabara’ team.”

The woman’s face twisted into one of annoyance and her pretty smile dropped. Maybe she was having a bad day? Whatever the case, Emiko felt a cold chill run down her spine and shuffled away. “It’s down the hall.” The lady said bluntly before walking off without another word.

“U-Um, thanks. . .”

She quickly walked down the hall until she stopped at a white door. Hopefully this was it.

“KOSUKE!”

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Kosuke definitely flinched once he heard Emiko’s shout. Standing up, he opened the door to let her in.

“Emiko! U-um, what are you doing here?” Immediately the water works came. She didn’t give him another chance to speak as she flung herself into his chest and cried.

“I-I’m sorry!” She whimpered. “I’m sorry I hurt you! I’m sorry!” Her quiet voice stuttered as she clung to him like a child.

“NOnononononono! It’s fine! I’m fine!” Kosuke said, trying to calm Emiko down. 

“It’s expected! It’s just how it goes!”

“Yea! B-but!” She sputtered. It was embarrassing to cry in front of him, but she couldn’t bring herself to stop. “D-during the battle! I-I wanted to win! I wanted to hurt you!” She sucked in a deep breath, “Please forgive me!”

“There’s nothing to forgive! I was never upset with you in the first place!” Kosuke was trying not to panic, but he was pretty much just flailing around, despite his best efforts.

Swallowing her guilt, she struggled to hold back the tears. She hasn’t cried that much in a long time, but it still felt terrible. Jumping up she wrapped her arms around him, pulling him lower since he was much taller. Using her heels as an advantage.

“Thanks.” She whimpered.

Kosuke gave her a tentative pat on the back, a tight smile on his face as he leaned down. The hug made him feel better too.

“No problem.” Kosuke noticed that they were alone in the hall and wondered where the others were. He’d have to apologize to Haruto and Natsuki later.

“So,” Emiko leaned in and hugged his arm. “What do you wanna do now?”

Kosuke gave a light laugh and smiled, looking down at Emiko.

“Well first I need to congratulate you. So congratulations on your win.” 

“Oh! Thank you.” She sniffed. Her hold tightened just a little bit before looking up at him. “Um? K-Kosuke? C-Could you lean down for a bit?”

Kosuke did as he was told, unsure of what Emiko probably wanted to whisper to him.

Here goes. . . everything.

She pressed her lips to his cheek.

It was a quick kiss, nothing too special. But it still sent her heart racing. “T-there!” She quickly turned her head away so Kosuke couldn’t see her bright red cheeks. “Consider that. . . my congratulations.” Emiko would never consider herself a flirt. In fact she had never been this bold before, especially with a guy.

While she did appreciate the efforts of her male fans, she didn’t really pay them much attention. So her actions even caught her by surprise.

Kosuke’s brain stopped working. Not due to any romantic attraction, but, well, Emiko was his only female friend, ever, and he just didn’t know how to respond.

“U-Um! I-I’m sorry are you ok!” Just great, she broke him. Maybe this wasn’t the best idea; whatever the case Emiko felt even more embarrassed. “I just thought, um, d-don’t guys like getting kissed by girls!” She squealed.

Kosuke blinked away the blank stare on his face as he stood back up.

“u-um. I’ve just, never-. . . it’s the first- this is new to me.”

“Well. . . it’s. . new to me too.”

The awkward silence was nearly unbearable until Emiko spoke up.

“S-so! Should we start heading back? My room’s on the other side. . .”

“Oh... Um, I’ll- probably stay in here for a bit. I kinda need some time to think.” Kosuke wasn’t sure if his mom would still be around after all.

Emiko nodded. After all, she did leave Hiroshi and Seiichi high and dry, right after their big victory as well. “Ok, well. . . I’ll see you later then! Wish me luck!” With that she ran off, face flushed and all.

“Alright then, good luck.” Kosuke smiled as he moved to close the door. After he did, he just walked back and sat on the bed, trying to process everything.

[alley-catz-vs-daybreakers]

AC vs DB: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Don’t look down on me, I’ll show you what I’m made of!

You don’t have to worry about that. I’ll be going all out.

The sky is the limit!  Our time to shine, let’s hit it!  Take it away, take it away, no one dare to make a mistake.  If you do you’ll be sent to your graves.  We won’t back down, we got too much at stake!  Yeah, we’re not just some radicals! Your cries sound maniacal! We’re going on for what is right.  We’ll be keeping on this FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Now what have we here? A lost nightingale?  You hide behind that glowering mask. So weak and so frail.  Don’t worry birdie, I’ll put you to rest, soon you’ll be swallowed by the jaws of a fraudulent fest.  A night out in Wonderland, I’m afraid you can’t handle, because the jester you’re dealing with is Royal Scandal.  By the orders of our princess, I’ll take you out tonight.  Begin my symphony and marvel at the glorious golden light.

Make no mistake, you can never escape the NightOwl’s fearsome gaze.  Go ahead and struggle ‘cuz I’m not even phased.  Birds fly around with their mating dance, but it’s the stags who actually fight for a chance.  You’re the flamboyant old prick, who’ll never get a mate.  You're at the bottom of the food chain, the end of your reign.  Your pitiful display has given your position.  I’ll send a trail of fear as you try to flee in fright.  It’s no use in the end, against the king of the night!

Yo! Listen up, Killjoy in the house.  Disinfect! Well I’ll never back down.  I’ll watch till you rot, drop dead on the ground.  Sinking in the grotesque of my sound.  I’ll watch as you writhe through white darkness and drown.  You think you know me, you ain’t got a clue!  I’ll paint this town till you’re all black and blue!

Soaring in, EarlyBird, movin’ right on beat.  Listen up kid, try to fix your little diss track.  Pick up the tempo, keep up the pace.  I’ll bring you down, leaving no trace.  Leave you behind, fall straight on your face.  You’ll be runnin’, and trippin’, never back on your feet.  Make your attempts, they’re ever so weak.  Just try again and take this defeat.

The sky is the limit! Our time to shine, let’s hit it! Take it away, take it away, no one dare to make a mistake. If you do you’ll be sent to your graves. We won’t back down, we got too much at stake! Yeah, we’re not just some radicals! Your cries sound maniacal! We’re going on for what is right. We’ll be keeping on this FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Hey look who it is, everyone’s Valentine! You’re not a prince are you?  But I guess you’re all mine!  Think you intimidate me? With those squeaky meek rhymes?  So sorry sweetheart, but you’re outta time!  Flying out of this battle! Battered, bruised and maimed!  Your timid little riddles put the Dormouse to shame!  Oh, did I go too far~?  Did I break your heart~?  Pink and blood red leak, you’ll be my own work of art!  The claws are out now, better take my advice!  Run along little mousy I’m not here to play nice!

What do you mean to do with that weak little verse? I’m precise with my strikes, I focus on detail.  The only way you’ll knock me down is with a giant metal pail.  Go ahead, try to hit, this is my renaissance.  I don’t feel a single thing from your measly little taunts.  This is Lumière, standing here, shining a light.  You’ve destroyed a work of art, nothing’s left for the fight.  You’re may have once been wondrous.  But now your word vomit is completely superfluous

We’re in this together, go down hand in hand! Dragging you with us, our mischievous band!

Let their souls shrivel, break down piece by piece.  Until they all revel in death’s sweet release.

I’m sick of these mocking birds and their endless chatter!  I’ll serve you right here with your heads on a platter!

We are Alley Catz prowling through moonlit streets! Living up the party with our psychedelic beat!  Our madness will spread through this land like the plague!  No need for your cowardly, washed out parade!

Don’t hesitate now, bring on the fight!  Got no reason for fear, we give all our might!

Beat the scummy little bimbos ’til they kneel at our feet.  None of our business if you struggle in defeat.

Utterly relentless, we’ll never break down!  Continue with these hits, we’ll only break out!

We’re the DayBreakers flying to new heights!  No need for the sun, we make our own light.  No matter what happens, we’ll always stay true!  You’ll be looking up at us forever when we’re through!

The sky is the limit! Our time to shine, let’s hit it! Take it away, take it away, no one dare to make a mistake. If you do you’ll be sent to your graves. We won’t back down, we got too much at stake! Yeah, we’re not just some radicals! Your cries sound maniacal! We’re going on for what is right. We’ll be keeping on this FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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[alley-catz-vs-daybreakers]

Know Your Enemy: Side AC vs DB Pt. 2

A night out in Chuuko soon turns to one of disaster for two rivaling teams destined to collide. As they meet face to face, pride seems to intervene.

Seiichi: *whispers* Uuugh! Is this joker for real!

Seiichi: We were supposed to find someplace to eat! Not do whatever this is!

Woman A: It’s such an honor to meet you Hiroshi-sama!

Woman B: I can’t believe it’s him! We’re big really fans! 

Hiroshi: Fufufu, the pleasure is all mine fair ladies. ~ It is quite the honor to meet all of you this fine evening. ~

Woman C: Woooow~ He really is like a prince! 

Woman D: I think I’m in love! 

Seiichi: Are you kidding me?! Oi Hiroshi! C’mon let’s just get outta he—

Younger Woman E: Hey! You’re Seiichi Asagao aren’t you? 

Seiichi: ! ! ! 

Younger Woman A: I’ve seen him around before. He’s a real cool street artist.

Woman B: Wow really! Hey can we get your picture?

Seiichi: I-I-Uh! T-That’s not really a big deal! There’s way too many girls here! [quickly puts his hood up]

Woman D: Huh? Are you ok? You’re all red?

Younger Woman C: Wait, if the rest of the Alley Catz are here then Emiko must be too! 

Woman C: Really! Where is she! 

Seiichi: That’s it! I can’t take much more of this!

Hiroshi: Now now, everyone settle dow—HGH! Oi! Seiichi! What do you think you’re doing?!

Seiichi: Run! [pulls him along and they start running]

Woman A: Hey where are you guys going!

Woman C: They’re leaving? Wait for us!

Crowd: [squeals and chases after them]

Seiichi: DAMN YOU HIROSHI!

Hiroshi: Just shut up and run!

——————————

Natsuki: Nope. We’re not going in that direction.

Haruto: Eh? Why?

Natsuki: Going over there increases the risk of us bumping into more of those crazed women.

Haruto: (raises brow) How do you know? We’ve never even been here before.

Natsuki: (Sarcastically) Look at the buildings, taller buildings are subject to hold more people, as impressive as they may look, I am not willing to get trampled for that sake of your instant gratification dearest brother of mine.

Haruto: Then what do you propose oh smart one?

Natsuki: (thinking) It wouldn’t hurt to simply have a look around.

Haruto: (grins) Sorry to burst you bubble man, but I don’t think you’ll find any critters to dote over in here.

Natsuki: I will wack you.

Haruto: [hands in surrendering gesture] Gotcha. Just sayin’.

continue walking

Haruto: . . .

Haruto: Hey Natsu?

Natsuki: Hm?

Haruto: Don’tcha think Ko-chan looked kinda lonely? 

Natsuki: Not sure. As long as he has what it takes to bring us through the matches, then he’s fine.

Haruto: (grins) Don’t worry, I got plenty of energy to carry all of us through!

Natsuki: I’m not worried, and keep in mind you have your dance rehearsal in a few days.

Haruto: Thanks for the love bro.

Natsuki: (Turns away with a slight blush) The curses of being older. . . at least this is uncommon.

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Crowd: [squeals 😆]

Hiroshi: Well this is certainly exciting isn’t it!

Seiichi: This is all your fault you crazy Womanizer! If they want you they can have you!

Hiroshi: It’s not just about me now!

Seiichi: Who cares, keep running! Here! [skids across the sidewalk] Around this corner!

Hiroshi: Right!

[they quickly turn and keep running as the crowd passes them]

Hiroshi: Did we lose them?

Seiichi: I don’t know! But I’m not gonna stooo-aaah! Hey!! [trips]

Haruto: ACk!

Natsuki: Oh. It’s you two

Seiichi: Aaaagh~ whaaat? O-Oi watch where you’re going freak, we got places to be!!

Hiroshi: Enough Seiichi, they’re gone. Now since you clearly lack manners, I shall be the one to ap—oh. Why it’s only the little mocking birds from before.

Natsuki: And what exactly do you mean by that? You showy rooster.

Seiichi: Rooster? Pffffffft—!

Hiroshi: [smirks] Hmph. Nothing at all. And do shut up Seiichi.

Haruto: Okaaayyyyyy. Maybe we should save our breaths? Even I don’t wanna see Ko-chan upset.

Seiichi: Ko-Chan? Oi, ain’t that the beanpole that was creeping around Emiko earlier?

Haruto: Hey! Ko-chan doesn’t creep!

Seiichi: Tch, you sure? Looked more like a prideless pervert to me.

Hiroshi: Hmmm, you have a point. The boy appeared to have no sense of dignity at all. 😏

Haruto: What the hell?! How can you say that about him?! Kosuke’s not anything like that, you edgy teen and fancy pants!

Natsuki: Let it go, Kosuke can defend himself. On the other hand, I’m  not so sure about Harajuku’s own childishly ditzy leader being able to lift a finger.

Seiichi: Oi! Emiko’s way stronger than that piece of scrap you guys drag around! I’m sure you’ve heard about her on the streets yea?

Hiroshi: Seiichi. That’s enough.

Seiichi: What?! What do you mean that’s enough! I’m not done yet!!

Natsuki: Listen to your guardian. Let’s go Haruto (turns to leave)

Hiroshi: As expected. C’mon Seiichi, let’s leave the dog and his master alone. I don’t think he can keep him at bay for very long. He might run off into the street and get lost.

Seiichi: Tch, whatever.

Haruto: Owowowow! Natsu! My wrist! My wrist!

Natsuki: (mumbling). . . What. . .?

Natsuki: What the FUCK did you just call my brother?!  Mic activates

Natsuki: 

Shut your little mouth you fucking sick tick! As if it wasn’t torturous to listen to your shtick You’d better run off, because I’m at my limit. If you dare say word, then I’ll make you go squish!

[loud blasts sound]

Seiichi: Whoa! Ha ha!!

Hiroshi: H-Hgh!! Now we’re having fun!!

Hiroshi: You ready Seiichi?

Seiichi: Oh you don’t have to tell me twice old man!!

[Mics activate]

A disheartened little cuckoo tainted by dull and fatuous laws! Watch as he flies into the fray of deadly smiling jaws~

Jabber Jabber Jabber with your self-centered blabbering! Your idiocy’s a crime against our kaleidoscopic society!

Now that’s going too far.

Says you, sadist Ladykiller.

On the brink of insanity! Drop dead on Harajuku’s toxic thriller!

Haruto: (huffs) Guess we’re throwing hands. You good Natsu?

Natsuki: Just start.

[Mic activates]

Just a fair warning here, close your eyes! You don’t haveta listen, but you will go blind!

I don’t play with minds, just physical suicide! Coming from a nut house, you’ll be tossed to the side!

Now where to start? Should we just strike the heart?

Go for an arteriole, watch them lose their fake twinkle.

Seiichi: Agh!! Damn!

Hiroshi: Aaaah!!

[the dust clears, Seiichi & Hiroshi appear somewhat unfazed]

???: Another fight? Just what do you men think you’re doing?

Haruto: (whispers) Huh? Natsu whose this big busted lady? Ow!

Natsuki: (hisses) That’s Kadenokoji Ichijiku. Show your respect!

Bows

Seiichi: S-Sh**!! It’s the crazy lady!!

Hiroshi: Watch your tongue!

[they both bow]

Ichijiku: Hmph. Both your Divisions hold a very small record in outbursts such as this. Although I can’t say I’m surprised coming from such barbarians.

??? + ???: R-right! We’re so sorry ma’am!

Seiichi + Hiroshi: Emiko??!

Haruto + Natsuki: Ko-chan!/Kosuke. . .

Ichijiku: I hope I make myself clear. Since you two were not here to witness the event I can’t particularly say all of you are at fault. But if I hear one whisper of a fight between your Divisions outside of the battle you will all be disqualified!!

Ichijiku: And. I expect better leadership from you young lady. This is what happens when you surround yourself with pigs.

Emiko: . . . Yes, ma’am. . . .

Ichijiku: Speak up!

Emiko: Y-Yes ma’am!

Kosuke: R-right. . .

Ichijiku: Now. Leave the premises immediately. Before I change my mind. [she walks away]

—End—

[alley-catz-vs-daybreakers]

Only Fools Rush In

AC & DB drama track

Happy Birthday Gentaro! 🎉

Leading up to April 1st, a pair of Division leaders find them in a rather humorous mishap. However, due to a certain someone’s desire for inspiration, all six members are brought into the chaos. Meanwhile, the amused author looks on.

Kosuke: Yumeno-sensei? This is Furuhata Kosuke, you wanted to meet with me about a book cover?

Gentaro: Apologies, you seem to have the wrong person you see, for I am merely a poorly paid cosplayer. Meant to promote the recent book of a different author, titled “Tales of Genji.”

Kosuke: Yumeno-sensei, that is a book most know already know by name. Regardless, do you have any ideas for how you’d like for your cover to look?

Gentaro: I have no preference, though I would prefer it to an extravagant and bright one to catch eyes on the selves as it is different from my usual stories. A stand out story must have a stand out cover after all.

Kosuke: R-right. So may I see the overview to get an idea?

Gentaro: I am not yet done with that actually. Though I may give it to you in a few days. The first of April perhaps?

Kosuke: Yes. That works.

Gentaro: Also, about that cover.

Kosuke: Yes?

Gentaro: That was a lie. A simple design will do.

Kosuke: A-Ah. I see. . .

Gentaro: I will be off then. do enjoy the cake.

Kosuke: Wait what?!

Sever: Here you go sir. This was paid in advance.

[Door closes]

Gentaro: Now then, to see what unfolds.

Gentaro’s story: A young lady is to meet with her friend at a cafe when a stranger takes a seat beside her. He pretends to be her boyfriend as he claims he is being followed by numerous admirers. Along the way, they bond and find they went to the same school. Her friends however do not like him and in the end they must separate. Along the way, there are hints as to something must be off. Turns out, the man was indeed a highschool classmate whom she had a rush with, but one who was ostracized by her friends and moved away. Her visit to the cafe is for the last place she saw him, where he rejected her before he left.

Gentaro: Such an tragic tale, to feel the stings of love is truly a misfortune thing—

Emiko: There you are! Yumeno-sama! ~ ♡

Gentaro: Speaking of. 

Gentaro: I know not of this Yumeno you speak of young lady. I am merely a poor, homeless young man who has spent the very last sum of his money to buy these outdated clothes and some bitter coffee. 

Gentaro: Do you really not have anything better to do than disturb the unfortunate?

Emiko: Huh? Homeless? But you’re said-ooooh! You’re lying right? Sorry Yumeno-sama but cha can’t fool me! ~ ☆

Emiko: So you found me ‘cause Ramuda needed a favor right? Where is he? Is he hiding? 

Gentaro: About that, Ramuda’s not here, that was a lie. I just said that to get you here. For an informant you’re not very cautious are you? 

Emiko: Hey! I can be cautious! You just don’t seem suspicious. But why do you need me Yumeno-sama? Doooo you want me to find someone? 

Gentaro: You’re close but not quite. I actually need you to accompany someone for awhile. They’re waiting inside for you right now. Oh and take this with you, [hands slip of paper] the table number is on the back. But do not open it until you meet him.

Emiko: An escort job? I don’t think I’ve done that before, but it sounds like fun. Okay, you can leave it to me! Bye bye Yumeno-sama! ~ ♡

[walks inside the cafe as Gentaro leaves]

Emiko: Whooooa~ It feels really homey in here, so cute! 

Emiko: Hmmmm, table #6. I wonder what this guy is li—

Kosuke: ? ? ? 

Emiko: ? ? ? 

Emiko: Kosuke! [glomps him] Hello! What’s up! What’cha eating? Is it yummy? Can I have some!

Kosuke: Ah! Emiko-san! Um, yes, this is very good, and you can certainly have some if you’d like. [slides over plate]

Emiko: Really? Thank you! ~ ♡

Kosuke: Why are you here by the way? Do you have business with Ramuda-san?

Emiko: Well I actually owe Ramuda a favor, but I guess Yumeno-sama’s the one giving me a job today. What about you?

Kosuke: Ah! I had a meeting with Yumeno-sensei about a book cover of his. It seems that Ramuda-san recommended me to him.

Emiko: Cool cool! ~ ☆ Then that makes this way easier, ‘cause you’re actually my assignment today. Yumeno-sama said I have to escort you somewhere.

Kosuke: Escort. . .me? To where?

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Natsuki: I don’t get why you had to drag me along with you.

Haruto: Because an unknown number told me about where Ko-chan was and he might have a stalker.

Natsuki: This makes us the stalkers you numbnut.

Haruto: Dude, looks like he’s on a date with that cutesy Harajuku leader girl. . .

Natsuki: What?!

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Seiichi: Look I’m sure she’s fine. Emiko’s a tough girl, she can handle herself.

Hiroshi: That much is clear. But she’s not one to run off with a client without blabbing about it first. Plus whoever called us here clearly has ulterior motive, it could be them.

Seiichi: They did sound pretty sketchy, but it’s nothing we haven’t dealt with befo—

Seiichi: Dude, look at that window. That cafe over there!

Hiroshi: Yes, it’s just a cafe. What’s so special about—Is that her? With, Akihabara’s leader??

Seiichi: Wait is she on a date?!

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[they opened up Gentaro’s paper in suprise]

Emiko: . . .

Kosuke: . . .

Kosuke: . . . “Have an enjoyable date?”. . . Oh. . . This was a setup. . . What do we do?! I mean- you’re getting paid for this and I don’t want to be the reason you don’t get money but- why?! You’re like a sister!

Emiko: Eeeeeh?! A date! Like a date date! But you’re like my big brother! I don’t want you to have to pay for this. 💦 Plus I’ve never been on a date before! Ramuda are you in on this too?!

Kosuke: Ahhhhhhh. . . this is really bad! What do we do?! Does just hanging out here count?!

Emiko: I-I don’t know! Maybe! *turns beet red* U-umm. . . . . . . . . *goes quiet & looks down*

Kosuke: I’m not really the type to use swear words, but. . .

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Haruto: Hey, Natsu. I think Kosuke’s actually flirting with her. She’s blushing like crazy. (whistles) who knew Ko-chan could do such a thing.

Natsuki: You must be seeing things, besides, finish your food. We need to go, I don’t have all day.

——

Seiichi: Are they actually flirting?? I don’t think I’ve ever seen her that embarrassed.

Hiroshi: Hmph, together or not that fiend better not try anything.

Seiichi: Well, if this is really the client then maybe we should stay out of it.

Hiroshi: *sighs* I suppose you’re right, but I still want to know about that number—. . . Don’t look now, but do try to hold your temper.

Seiichi: Oi what temper! What are you looking at anyways? Huh? . . . It’s the other guys from Akihabara!

Hiroshi: I thought I told you to hold your temper. 💦 Now you’ve given us away.

Natsuki: Oh look, we’re just a squad of stalkers.

Haruto: Natsu! Don’t call us that!

Seiichi: He he he, stalker squad. Not bad coming from you losers!

Hiroshi: Well that’s one way to start things off. If I may add, what exactly are you two doing here.

Natsuki: My little brother got a text telling him where Kosuke was with a photo. He got scared and came over. Judging from things though, we were all just chess pieces for someone’s amusement.

Haruto: Yeah! It was a creepy message tho!

Natsuki: And I was dragged along, though I believe that if a certain someone thought things through, he could have reasoned that Kosuke is more than capable of defending himself.

Hiroshi: Hmm. Unfortunately, I’ll have to agree with you. We got a call not too long ago from an unknown saying Emiko was helping a friend. They too sent us a picture of where she was, at this very location.

Seiichi: So does that mean someone’s stalking them both? More importantly, are they really dating?!

Hiroshi: I can hardly see that as more important, but it seems we have two mysteries to solve.

Natsuki: That implies us four working together.

Haruto: Awww! Give em a little chance!

Natsuki: Don’t you dare go a tirade about going with the flow and disregarding everything else.

Haruto: I don’t do that! Much. . .

Seiichi: *whispers* Oh great, this must be my lucky day.

Hiroshi: Enough Seiichi, it appears we have no choice. However, do try to keep your brother on a short leash, boy.

Natsuki: Same goes for you old man, except this time it’s your ward.

Haruto: Geeze Natsu, you’re real riled up.

Natsuki: Oh. I’m sorry, not my fault the geezer’s insufferable.

Hiroshi: Right back at you.

Seiichi: Tch. You guys are one to talk! Especially that barking dog of yours!

Natsuki: If you want to lump us together then either stop calling me a child, or call yourself one.

Haruto: Rude! I ain’t a dog! Though they are really nice and fun to play with. . . so. . .

Hiroshi: So the little mocking bird finally speaks. Truly an incredible sight.

Seiichi: Pfffft ha ha ha! Are you really that dumb! You know I’m trashing ya right!

Natsuki: Last time I checked, it’s not me who’s constantly stuck in rut. And also, next time, try to choose a bird species that wasn’t helpful in Darwin’s theory of evolution hm?

Haruto: Hey! Aren’t you a bit too young to go trash talking everyone? Like I dunno, wait for like a competition of somethin’ I guess. Throwing hands isn’t the only way to solve your problems kid.

[cafe doors burst open]

Emiko: Wait wait please don’t fight! What’s going on out here!

Kosuke: This is in public! Please be careful!

Alley Catz: ! ! !

DayBreakers: ! ! !

Emiko: *tearing up* Why are you guys fighting about noooooow! This is embarrassing! ~

Seiichi: Not this again! 😰 P-Please don’t cry.

Hiroshi: Y-Yes, forgive the intrusion m’lady.

Kosuke: I certainly look forward to your excuse as to why you’re practically fighting on the streets.

Natsuki: . . . Haruto

Haruto: u-um... I uhh, was scared?

Emiko: What have I told you guys about starting fights? I can tell you started it too, bullies. Bleeeeeh! *sticks out tongue*

Kosuke: How does one. . .nevermind. Scared for what.

Haruto: Your safety duh! Some creep sent a pic of you and your location. And now we come to see you on a date!

Hiroshi: Right, we’re here for that very same reason. Someone called us claiming they knew where you were and we thought you might be in danger.

Seiichi: I knew you were fine but we didn’t know you were on a date with the beanpole!

Kosuke: Wait! No! It’s not a date! I was here on business!

Natsuki: Stop letting him call you a beanpole first.

Emiko: It is not a date! At least not a real one . . . *blushes* Look I’ll explain later ok! Plus, Kosuke’s not a beanpole, he’s cute just the way he is Seiichi!

Seiichi: That’s not what I meant. 💦

Kosuke: Oh! I don’t find anything offensive in that! It’s just a nickname!

Natsuki: Where’s your pride and self presevation?

Haruto: I think we all know where that is Natsu.

Natsuki + Haruto: Nonexistent.

Kosue: *blushes* (mumbles) I’m not that bad about it. . .

Emiko: *blushes* A-anyways, go home you two! Or else. . o-or else. . . Just go! And no more stalking!

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Kosuke: hm? A package? Oh! The summary! 

Kosuke: “Ruby Chocolate. Brought to a cafe, Aiko meets her first love on a whim, only to find their lives have been intertwined for years. However, her friends dissaproval will test their relationship.”

Kosuke: . . . Well, it is my job.

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Emiko: Yay! Package for me! Wait, I didn’t order a book. Did I?

Emiko: “Ruby Chocolate” “Brought to a cafe, Aiko meets her first love on a whim, only to find their lives have been intertwined for years. However, her friends dissaproval will test their relationship.”

Emiko: Aww how cute. This is from. . . Yumeno-sama! *blushes* Wait a second he really did set us up!

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Gentaro: *sipping tea* What a wonderful birthday present I have given myself.

[alley-catz-vs-daybreakers]

Know Your Enemy: Side AC vs DB Pt. 1

Harajuku’s Alley Catz and Akihabara’s DayBreakers meet at Chuo-ku in preparation for their battles. The birth of their rivalry awaits!

Natsuki: So this is Chuo-ku. Impressive.

Haruto: Whoa, if Natsu says it’s great then it must be.

Natsuki: It’s not great, it’s clearly bad for the environment.

Kosuke: I mean, it is Chuo-ku after all.

Haruto: I wanna see inside!

(Runs toward entrance)

Natsuki: Don’t run around!

Kosuke: I think he’ll be fine. He’s just excited. You are too aren’t you?

Natsuki: I’m more apprehensive.

Kosuke: Well, the rap battles here do get intense, but I’m sure we can give them a run for their money.

Natsuki: Getting ahead of ourselves does no good.

Haruto: Hurry up you two!

Natsuki: (starts running) Get your butt back here!

Kosuke: (quietly) ...man... this is kinda nostalgic isn’t it?... Wonder if they’re here already.

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Emiko: Woooooow!~ ☆ It's so big!

Seiichi: *whistles* Isn't this just the gate?

Hiroshi: Yes, it's quite a spectacular display. Although I think it's the security we should be more concerned about.

(walks towards the entrance)

Emiko: Mmm.....do you guys think we'll be ok?

Seiichi: What do ya mean? You alright? You look kinda down all of a sudden.

Emiko: Who me! O-oh yea! No worries I'm perfectly fine see! Ah he he!

Seiichi: Well if you of all people are nervous then I guess we're screwed.

Hiroshi: Now don't say that. Same to you Emiko, how else are we going to win if you don't encourage us with that pretty smile.

Emiko: U-um, Hiroshi, I don't think that's really helping. 💦 But thanks.

Seiichi: Oi check it out. Looks like one team is already here.

Emiko: Really? I thought-Hey wait a sec. Hey! I know you!

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Natsuki: Haruto! You’ll get us lost!

Haruto: Well then you and Ko-chan better hurry it up!

Natsuki: Where do you get this energy?

Haruto: Uhhhhhh. My job?

Kosuke: *chuckles* He makes a good point. Hm? Oof-!

Emiko: Huuuuugs! Kosuke Kosuke! It’s me! Do you remember me!

Kosuke: A-ah! E-emiko?! And of course I remember you! 

Natsuki: Who is this hyperactive woman?

Emiko: Yay! I missed you!

Hiroshi: *sighs* Emiko, what have I told you about clinging to people like that? 

Emiko: Oh, my bad!

Seiichi: Who’s the beanpole? You know him?

Kosuke: O-oh! I’m Kosuke Furuhata! 

Haruto: Heyo!

Natsuki: Can you for once take after Kosuke? And Kosuke, that kid just called you a beanpole.

Haruto: No can do! Wassup slowpokes?

Emiko: Hello! Emiko Akaibara at your service! It’s super nice to meet you.~ ♡

Emiko: C’mon, you guys say hi too. 

Hiroshi: Hiroshi Sakura, it’s quite a pleasure.

Seiichi: ..........

Emiko: Seiiiiichiiii. You too.

Seiichi: .........

Natsuki: (forces Haruto’s head down) I apologize for my brother’s horrid behavior. I am Natsuki Morikawa.

Haruto: (struggling) Name’s Haruto!

Emiko: *giggle* You’re friends are funny Kosuke. And I’m sorry about Seiichi too.

Seiichi: ...Shutup....

Hiroshi: Can’t you at least try to be social for once.

Kosuke: It’s nice to see that you’re in company as well Emiko. Are you here for...

Emiko: Yea, kinda nervous though. Since....well, you know, everyone who’s participating. 

Kosuke: Yeah...Though I’m looking forward to talking to Ichiro again! I haven’t seen Jiro and Saburo in ages!

Natsuki: We might face them in later rounds. Don’t get sentimental

Emiko: Well, I wouldn’t mind seeing some old friends! I miss the Buster Bros too!

Hiroshi: The boy’s right, we’re here to win. And we’ll do just that. 

Natsuki: I’m a full grown adult, shouldn’t you know?

Hiroshi: Oh are you now? My apologies. 

Seiichi: *whispers* Tch, weirdos. Can’t we just go inside already.

Haruto: Hey! Don’t go around calling others weirdos!

Natsuki: Watch your mouth Haruto. Do something that they don’t bother to at least.

Kosuke: Um, guys, I think we should save this for later.

Emiko: What are you dummies doing? Don’t be mean. 

Hiroshi: As you wish, although, I don’t see why you’re mad at me. It’s not like I was outright insulting this man. *sends a cheeky smirk* 

Seiichi: ...Fine...

Natsuki: ...

Haruto: Fiiiineeeee!

Emiko: O-ok then! We’re gonna head inside so see ya later Kosuke!

[drags them by the sleeves into the building]

Kosuke: R-right!

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[Door opens]

Haruto: Not bad!

Kosuke: We’ll be waiting here for the matchups.

Natsuki: It seems comfortable enough.

Haruto: Maaaaaan! I wanna explore though! I mean, this place is huge!

Natsuki: I want you to have self control. I mean, you are an adult.

Kosuke: *laughs* I’m sure you could explore, we have some time after the matchups are announced so you should be able to make it back.

Haruto: Score!

[runs out the door]

Natsuki: Hey!

[runs after him]

[door closes]

Kosuke: (Opens his bag) I hope they have fun. Hm? Ah. . . I’ll need to see if the infirmary’s close by. . .*sigh* What is wrong with me these days?

[walking outside]

Haruto: Man! If that’s what all these guy are like I might actually go on to insult them like you Natsu.

Natsuki: They’re jabs at people, not insults. And keep your head clear.

Haruto: That’s basically the same thing man!

Natsuki: Kosuke thinks too much, you think too little. God.

Haruto: Hmmm, speaking of him, doesn’t Ko-chan seem to be out of it?

Natsuki: Like I would know.

Haruto: Liven up a little big bro! Todays a big day! I can’t be the only one who’s pumped!

Natsuki: I hope he stays this naive

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[walking towards Emiko’s room]

Seiichi: Wonder if they have anything good? At least better than a freakin’ soda machine.

[a door opens nearby]

Hiroshi: Oh Seiichi? What are you doing out? 

Seiichi: I was just gonna ask if you guys wanted some grub. Wanna come with? I’m starving!

Hiroshi: Actually, I came out here to do the very same. Thank you. 

Seiichi: C’mon, lets grab Emiko and-

Hiroshi: Wait a minute there. I’ll come with you but let us leave Emiko be.

Seiichi: Why? I’m sure she’d like to go out, isn’t that what you social butterflies do?

Hiroshi: What I’m saying is that she has a lot on her mind. Did you see the look on her face when she was speaking to that boy? 

Seiichi: I guess, she did look kind of sad for a moment. Plus, there’s the pressure of being our Division’s leader, she’ll have the weight of the whole town on her shoulders. 

Hiroshi: Exactly. But, if it pleases you I would be happy to accompany you. 

Seiichi: Guess I really am stuck with you huh? *sighs* C’mon, we’ll grab her something on the way back. Just make sure you keep that mouth of yours shut you stupid Ladykiller.

Hiroshi: *chuckles* Whatever you say.

[they leave the hallway, as Emiko listens inside]

Emiko: Those guys really are sweet. They better not start a fight while I’m gone!

Emiko: ......... Can I really win this? .........

Emiko: I’m scared Kazue. What do I do?

—End—