just a simple aftg shitposter - my main is impolitecanadian - currently doing a phd so im not here very often but im still alive dw
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The funniest part of doing this was learning that canada calls it a pleasure craft operating card like she operating pleasure on my craft till i card
couldn't sleep so i got my ontario boating license
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couldn't sleep so i got my ontario boating license
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My brother and I got in a fight and he said the word alpha (unironically) and I instinctively freaked out and went “ew that’s disgusting don’t fucking say that” and then had to try to figure out how to explain why I acted that way
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Why are you calling Le Frog by his actual name but not the main character? 😭
sorry didn't realize i needed to address Roddy St. James of Kensington by his full government name
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jean looks like the main rat from flushed away, admitedly kinda hot, but he sounds like le frog, also from flushed away, (you know? that stupid agent that helps the toad?) get a grip guys smdh.
im so sorry guys i grew up in canada. i cannot keep playing along with this delusion that jean's accent is actually hot. it's not hot, it's french. like lets be so real, that man is out there saying shit like "close the lights" and people are acting like it's sooooo hot. stop it. get some help.
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im so sorry guys i grew up in canada. i cannot keep playing along with this delusion that jean's accent is actually hot. it's not hot, it's french. like lets be so real, that man is out there saying shit like "close the lights" and people are acting like it's sooooo hot. stop it. get some help.
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POV: Jeremy Knox just said he’s going to lawschool
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does anyone want to do thisbwith me
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this is what andrew and neil do during car rides

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I love how Neil being so star struck by Kevin lasted for all of eleven seconds before he was like “oh okay this guy’s just an asshole”
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everybody said surgery hurt but i thought 'oh for me? surely not' yet,,,, surgery hurts? surgey ouch ouchie? hmmmmm betrayal.
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GIRL HOW?
I assume you are asking how i broke my leg? which i will answer but i feel like it needs full context to understand how STUPID this is.
so flashback to 2022, i get into a dphil at oxford. crazy. didn't expect that to happen! very exciting! sadly my grandma dies and i have no cosigner for a loan, so oxford, and it's $50k+ a year international tuition is not happening.
lets now flash forward to 2025. i am a phd candidate at a canadian university i love and doing my dissertation research in the uk (i do british empire stuff). i am 1 month into a 4 month research trip to london. i go to oxford to meet with who would've been my supervisor there to talk about post docs and research and attend a lecture. it was wonderful. i plan to spend the next day playing tourist.
next day, it is raining incredibly hard. i am walking around, and i stop to get the best tea latte i've ever had. i think "hmm maybe i'll go see the college i would've gone to if i could've afforded it and then go to the ashmolean museum or work at the bodleian with my reader card!" and so i start walking towards st peter's. i end up walking down an alleyway, which is downhill, and i slip on very angled granite cobblestone and fall. basically folded my leg in half and broke my ankle in two places and shifted the joint. i fall into a puddle and drop my tea and umbrella, so i get soaked (like could squeeze water out of my clothes)
thankfully a very kind grad student literally picked me up off the ground and got me inside out of the rain (where i fainted) and called a cab for the hospital. and thankfully i am also in the uk so i was able to access nhs services (they were lovely and so kind at the hospital)
jury is still out on if i need surgery, for which i will have to go back to canada :)
tl;dr. i slipped on wet cobblestone and folded my leg in half, but had much insult added to the injury via context and my generally shitty luck
#i have very good travel insurance and the nhs is great!#so grateful i am not in a country with more expensive healthcare
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I have been following you for years and I have got to ask: do you ever just have normal luck?
great question! no.
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well i just broke my stupid leg while living abroad for research in a foreign country
so i might as well i guess???
what are the thoughts on rereading aftg at my big age and busy life stage?
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what are the thoughts on rereading aftg at my big age and busy life stage?
#i am doing phd research in the uk#i am busyyyyyy#i also have my kindle and they are on it and i am bored#i have not read them in years but what if? hahaa no unless?
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Nora Sakavic put down the sarcastic British boy and picked up a rude Frenchman and made them both hit rock bottom and fall in love with a blond guy.
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