allhailjefreythedragskeleton

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if you kill either Penn or Teller the survivor will absorb the powers of his fallen brother to destroy you

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Idea I had for a while, like.. imagine if it was that simple, and they kept looking for an exit a bit too long.

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mr. spock

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I’m so sorry I showed up to this event sweaty as fuck. My medicine makes me not good in heat

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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PUPPET

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really wanted to draw miss piggy all of a sudden so i did. also kermit's there i guess

[image description: a lineless drawing of miss piggy and kermit from the muppets. kermit is wearing a hawaiian shirt and applying sunscreen to himself, and miss piggy is wearing a red swimsuit and saying "to me, beach body is about having the most body on the beach... which i certainly do!" end id]

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your opinion on does kidzbop count as censorship?

you know, this has been sitting in my inbox for nearly 4 years and I still don't have an answer

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watches a guy applying chapstick whle Im walking on the street I say "chopstick andy" out loud and then correct myself "chapstick andy" and Im smiling still looking at him while I walk past when he looks up at me we make eye contact shortly before I get hit by a car while jaywalking because I wasn't watching the road

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Keep track of the vocabulary, everyone.

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i love playing blogs with you, come to my house

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i am legitimately so frustrated by the stupid unfunny destiel confession news thing u losers r still doing. destiel “the us has bombed iran” do u ppl not understand how obnoxious this is? the bit has run its course and been unfunny for years now but doing this shit is so fucking offensive and irreverent

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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”