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Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

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not having fangs irl is ruining my image

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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▹ıı||ıı||ı|ıı||||ııı||ı↻ SKZ ROCKSTAR WALLPAPERS MATCHING SET 2

-> set 1 - ot8 - hyung line - maknae line

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‧₊˚ ⋅ જ⁀➴๋࣭ ⭑๋࣭ ⭑ like or rb if you save .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⭑

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▹ıı||ıı||ı|ıı||||ııı||ı↻ SKZ ROCKSTAR WALLPAPERS MATCHING SET 1

-> set 2 - ot8 - hyung line - maknae line

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⭑

‧₊˚ ⋅ જ⁀➴๋࣭ ⭑๋࣭ ⭑ like or rb if you save .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⭑

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NEW FIC ALERT!!!!!!

“Hey Sung,” Changbin starts. And he’s too solemn for the occasion. “Me and Lixie messed up a bit with the room situation...we intended to book another couple rooms for you and Minho for tonight and instead...we just booked the one.” W h a t. "I know it’s not ideal,” he continues. “But would you mind sharing with Minho? Just for tonight.”

or

Due to unfortunate circumstances, Minho and Jisung - best men in their best friends' wedding and mortal enemies - have to put aside their differences and share a hotel room

Honeymoon on AO3

Everyone who reads gets a (virtual) kiss on the head from me.

xo <3

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Have I got the fanfiction for you:

anyone wanna have a toxic homoerotic psychosexual rivalry with me? it does have to be weird

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im the bug that your parents say is more scared of you than you are of me

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Jisung: I like your tattoo

Minho, covered in tattoos: which one?

Jisung: *picks one seemingly at random* that one! I have the same one on my ass

Minho: *scoffs* no you don’t

Jisung: wanna check?

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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diet culture is so fucking sad.

i once played the asking game with my mom when she was talking to me about her diet plans.

why are you dieting? because i've gained loads of weight recently. who cares? everyone does. i don't care. but i do. why? because i don't want to be fat. why don't you want to be fat? because it's embarrassing and i don't want to be an ugly pig. is being fat hurting you? not especially, but it's not nice for other people to look at.

at this point i looked at her and said "don't you think it's sad that you're spending your whole life putting these rules upon yourself, rules that naturally skinny people aren't expected to abide by, all for the effort of trying not to be fat?" and she looked back at me with suddenly wet eyes and said, with an amount of difficulty, that yes, it is sort of sad when you think about it.

she's been fat ever since i, her eldest child, was born. she was always super skinny in her youth, but pregnancy changed her body shape and her metabolism, and i only ever knew her as a very fat woman growing up. chances are, she will never be thin again. her lifestyle is no different to how it was before my existence; her body just works differently now. she sees it as a personal failure. she doesn't eat her favorite foods anymore, doesn't go out dating, doesn't make friends, doesn't go to events, doesn't allow anyone to buy her clothes for her birthday because she can't bear anyone knowing her size. she lives a lonely life, unwilling to do her favorite things. she elected for a gastric bypass surgery which, over the last few years, has introduced multiple complications that came very close to killing her, and yet she doesn't regret the surgery because it helped her lose a few pounds. she basically does not have a stomach anymore and she still believes her fatness is because she's been doing something wrong for the last 20something years.

diet culture is deadly not only because of the self-starvation and malnutrition but because it rips away pieces of your life that you're supposed to enjoy. relationships and sex are only for thin people, a glass of wine and some chocolate at the end of a difficult day is an indulgence only allowed to thin people, cute clothes are only for thin people, family photographs are only for the thin relatives, riding a bike on vacation with your kids is only for families with thin parents.

doesn't your soul ache? doesn't it hurt you to see people doing this to themselves, to inflict this on YOURself? you can do all of these things. your life can be lived fully and joyously and with love, but you distance yourself from the things that make you happy because you feel like you aren't good enough for them. it breaks my heart.

fatphobia is something oft inflicted upon people by others, but it comes from inside too. kill the part of you that thinks you aren't good enough. your body is perfect already, my love.

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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

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🔲 relax shoulders/unhinge jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice

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NEW FIC ALERT!!!!!!

"Christ, this is a bit embarrassing - I’m calling from jail right now, Jisung." Jail. Calling from jail. Jail right now. The words spun around Jisung’s head. What the fuck? "You’re...what?" "I’m calling from jail. I was arrested a few hours ago. I lost my phone at the venue and I didn’t have anyone’s phone number memorized-" "The bracelet," Jisung choked. He was going to kill Felix.

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Jisung gives stranger! Minho a bracelet with his phone number on it. Minho uses it to call him from jail.

UR CUTE TEXT ME

Enjoy! Thanks for reading!

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NEW FIC ALERT!!!!

And it's a spOOoooOOOoOky edition!:

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“Thanks, but...where’s the ‘kiss’ part? You mostly just look like death.” “That’s where you come in, Jisungie! I told you I needed your help.” Minho walks over to his vanity and plucks up a red lipstick. He walks toward Jisung who throws his hands up in defense. “Wait! It doesn’t go with my costume,” Jisung pouts. Minho laughs. “I’ll take it right back off. I need you to kiss me!”

or

Minho needs Jisung to kiss him for his Halloween costume.

Kiss of Death

Enjoy! Happy Halloween!